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JC
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Some kind of meta angel 🪽
‘97 🦂
IG: jordancortez_
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I LOVE BEING BLACK!!!! Ugh it’s so lit and special 🥰 I don’t want to be anything or anywhere else!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Today’s Advice:

Don’t let anyone save you for later.
January 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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“Girl fuck you” is one of my favorite lines. 😭
December 18, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I love a fresh set 😋
December 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Blue is owed 10s from EVERYONE!!!!
December 26, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Wait I’m looking up Wicked gifs and came across this. Is this from part 2??
a woman in a wedding dress is surrounded by butterflies and flowers
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December 26, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Elphaba said if you really want to fuck around and find out, catch me on the west side!
December 26, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I’m the one you want,
I’M the one you want!

It’s ME!
It’s meeeeeeeeeeeee!
a blurry picture of a person in a cape flying in the air
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December 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I hope you’re happy in the ENNNNNNND
a cartoon of a spongebob squarepants character playing a trumpet in a dark room
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December 26, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Meanwhile the European Union mandates a minimum of 4 weeks paid holiday
There’s no reason why any of us should have to be at work today or for the rest of the year, really.
December 26, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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The most frustrating thing for me about our cyberpunk dystopia is that we didn’t even get the cyberpunk aesthetic. We out here breathing toxic air & losing our job to robots in some fucking wrangler jeans I’m SICK
December 26, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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I deserve to be loved. not liked, not lusted after, not settled for.

loved.
December 26, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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Now that Christmas is out the way…

God,

In 2025, send me a new job that aligns with my values and interests, pays me better, and allows me to do good in the world.

May this year bring self-actualization, courage, and ease.

AMEN. 🙏🏾
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Finally finished watching Cross on Prime, and Aldis Hodge…. that’s a black king right there 🙂‍↕️
December 26, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Did anyone else notice Ashley returning to the stage with Beyonce???
December 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The fact that this an announcement for the announcement is making me think this isn’t about a tour
December 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Soooo was that the same band from Beychella? Was it Texas school band? They ate
December 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Nah they don’t want Blue to get into modeling. The way she would own the runway >>>>
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Blue Ivy is so generous for taking time out of her busy schedule to dance with her client 💕
December 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
The curlssss 😍😍 #beybowl
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
And if we’re keeping it 100, I do not want a tour 😭
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Let me lock my card bc I fear the blonde creole will have her hand out after performing
December 25, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I thought I had some time to hit the plug before Bey comes out. I was rudely mistaken 💀
December 25, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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- are you prepared for Beyoncé’s return?
December 25, 2024 at 7:37 PM
All the quotes before this one are CRAZY and y’all will pay for your crimes
Deviled Eggs
December 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM