Jordan (Virtuoso Stance)
@jordancates.bsky.social
Worst of his name, Computer Science and IT Boy, Writer, Dungeon Master, Critter, Ace, aka SentinelTheFirst (he/him)
Careful this Halloween, one house was giving out Sol Rings
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Careful this Halloween, one house was giving out Sol Rings
There's something magical about seeing both Microsoft Azure and Amazon Web Services down
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There's something magical about seeing both Microsoft Azure and Amazon Web Services down
RUN BIOWARE, GET OUT OF THERE
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
RUN BIOWARE, GET OUT OF THERE
I for one look forward to the dysfunctional depressed found family interacting with the mostly functional family that is the Fantastic 4 #Thunderbolts
May 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I for one look forward to the dysfunctional depressed found family interacting with the mostly functional family that is the Fantastic 4 #Thunderbolts
Marathon Alpha
Oblivion Remake
Blue Prince
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Baldur's Gate Patch 8
Oblivion Remake
Blue Prince
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Baldur's Gate Patch 8
April 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Marathon Alpha
Oblivion Remake
Blue Prince
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Baldur's Gate Patch 8
Oblivion Remake
Blue Prince
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Baldur's Gate Patch 8
Since they said there are going to be events and in-game story stuff, I wanna see a Compiler show up and absolutely smother a whole lobby
April 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Since they said there are going to be events and in-game story stuff, I wanna see a Compiler show up and absolutely smother a whole lobby
Somebody better at 3D than me needs to make the Marathon helmets so I can build one
April 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Somebody better at 3D than me needs to make the Marathon helmets so I can build one
We thought Gemma's dentist innie was bad, just imagine how the guy whose life is only marching band Tuba feels #severance
March 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
We thought Gemma's dentist innie was bad, just imagine how the guy whose life is only marching band Tuba feels #severance
We all knew Dichen Lachman was awesome already, you just weren't paying attention #severance
March 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
We all knew Dichen Lachman was awesome already, you just weren't paying attention #severance
Foggy Nelson and Amos Burton are evolutions of the same pokemon
March 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Foggy Nelson and Amos Burton are evolutions of the same pokemon
Maybe we should put less emphasis on the military, eh White House?
February 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Maybe we should put less emphasis on the military, eh White House?
Look forward to "Red White and Blue Land" you dipshits
February 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Look forward to "Red White and Blue Land" you dipshits
Oh I am, I mean these two 😂
February 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh I am, I mean these two 😂
Critical Role fans getting mad Campaign 3 is ending is so strange to me. Do you not simply watch for them?
January 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Critical Role fans getting mad Campaign 3 is ending is so strange to me. Do you not simply watch for them?
Overwatch support veterans when the Venom charges in alone and spams "I need healing."
December 7, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Overwatch support veterans when the Venom charges in alone and spams "I need healing."
I listened to 12x more Amaranthe than other listeners and I've already had to explain "No not that one"
December 5, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I listened to 12x more Amaranthe than other listeners and I've already had to explain "No not that one"
I made Nutella filled pumpkin beignets and I'm actually kind of proud of them
November 29, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I made Nutella filled pumpkin beignets and I'm actually kind of proud of them
Astronomers:
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Astronomers: