Jordan (Virtuoso Stance)
@jordancates.bsky.social
Worst of his name, Computer Science and IT Boy, Writer, Dungeon Master, Critter, Ace, aka SentinelTheFirst (he/him)
I think it's awesome that Aaron Paul and Charlie Cox showed up and gave some of the best performances of their careers in video games I'm pretty sure they both forgot they were in
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I think it's awesome that Aaron Paul and Charlie Cox showed up and gave some of the best performances of their careers in video games I'm pretty sure they both forgot they were in
Careful this Halloween, one house was giving out Sol Rings
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Careful this Halloween, one house was giving out Sol Rings
There's something magical about seeing both Microsoft Azure and Amazon Web Services down
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There's something magical about seeing both Microsoft Azure and Amazon Web Services down
Why does "Fate of Ophelia" sound like a Destiny 2 exotic?
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Why does "Fate of Ophelia" sound like a Destiny 2 exotic?
Might fuck around and make the Rinzler helmet from Tron Legacy
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Might fuck around and make the Rinzler helmet from Tron Legacy
When the Mariners lose tonight do you think they'll blame the AWS outage?
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When the Mariners lose tonight do you think they'll blame the AWS outage?
Am I missing something or did they try to rationalize that racist group chat by also proving they're assholes...
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Am I missing something or did they try to rationalize that racist group chat by also proving they're assholes...
I need recommendations for sci-fi audiobooks from any writers and readers here, how do I get their attention, signal fire? Blood sacrifice?
September 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I need recommendations for sci-fi audiobooks from any writers and readers here, how do I get their attention, signal fire? Blood sacrifice?
For those who missed it, Trump just told a room full of generals the military should practice on US cities
September 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For those who missed it, Trump just told a room full of generals the military should practice on US cities
RUN BIOWARE, GET OUT OF THERE
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
RUN BIOWARE, GET OUT OF THERE
I'm just glad I finally know how to pronounce Melinoë
September 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm just glad I finally know how to pronounce Melinoë
It's genuinely baffling how indifferent people seem to be about journalists getting killed
August 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's genuinely baffling how indifferent people seem to be about journalists getting killed
Hey I might be misreading the news but is Texas very explicitly trying to gerrymander to keep Republicans in power?
July 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hey I might be misreading the news but is Texas very explicitly trying to gerrymander to keep Republicans in power?
Seeing someone you went to high school with in the wild feels like spotting a cryptid
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Seeing someone you went to high school with in the wild feels like spotting a cryptid
HUNTR/X showed up on my recommended because of how much TWICE I've listened to so it was very funny when they were the first band they beat in the movie
July 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
HUNTR/X showed up on my recommended because of how much TWICE I've listened to so it was very funny when they were the first band they beat in the movie
I still have long hair and a beard because I only ever see people regretting getting rid of their long hair or beard
July 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I still have long hair and a beard because I only ever see people regretting getting rid of their long hair or beard
We are now closer to the year 2050 than the year 2000
July 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
We are now closer to the year 2050 than the year 2000
Reciting the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear while making a doctor's appointment
July 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reciting the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear while making a doctor's appointment
We as a society should bring back Geocaching
July 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We as a society should bring back Geocaching
Hoping for a young liberal politician as if I don't live in Idaho where showing any sign of left leaning makes you spontaneously self-immolate
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hoping for a young liberal politician as if I don't live in Idaho where showing any sign of left leaning makes you spontaneously self-immolate
"I asked ChatGPT", "I asked Grok", I asked your mom and she said you're a little bitch
June 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"I asked ChatGPT", "I asked Grok", I asked your mom and she said you're a little bitch
Hot take: Most science fiction is actually "woke" and people like Elon Musk only claim to like it because of shitty reading comprehension
May 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hot take: Most science fiction is actually "woke" and people like Elon Musk only claim to like it because of shitty reading comprehension
Andor Season 1: Man, Kleya is cool, I hope we get more of her.
Season 2: Wait, no
Season 2: Wait, no
May 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Andor Season 1: Man, Kleya is cool, I hope we get more of her.
Season 2: Wait, no
Season 2: Wait, no
I need to get some round glasses and a haircut to complete my transformation into Brian David Gilbert
May 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I need to get some round glasses and a haircut to complete my transformation into Brian David Gilbert