Jordan (SDN Dispatcher)
@jordancates.bsky.social
Worst of his name, Computer Science and IT Boy, Writer, Dungeon Master, Critter, Ace, aka SentinelTheFirst (he/him)
Cody: "Clone Force 99, they all have unique mutations."
Bad Batch: "We're all autistic"
Bad Batch: "We're all autistic"
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Cody: "Clone Force 99, they all have unique mutations."
Bad Batch: "We're all autistic"
Bad Batch: "We're all autistic"
Overhearing people in public talking about how he had it coming is wild until I remember where I live
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Overhearing people in public talking about how he had it coming is wild until I remember where I live
So what's their excuse this time, was there a car obscured by the 7 agents?
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
So what's their excuse this time, was there a car obscured by the 7 agents?
Clone Wars is insane, what do you mean these arcs are back to back?
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Clone Wars is insane, what do you mean these arcs are back to back?
Having just rewatched the Clone Wars I can confidently say we were right, some of this was absolutely WILD for a kids show
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Having just rewatched the Clone Wars I can confidently say we were right, some of this was absolutely WILD for a kids show
Has anyone checked if the NRA is still saying "Resist Tyranny"
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Has anyone checked if the NRA is still saying "Resist Tyranny"
Genuinely can't tell if he's 80 or 8
Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Genuinely can't tell if he's 80 or 8
Got annihilated by Deadpool so I switched to Fragpunk and got bitch slapped by a Windwalker. I CANNOT escape this man @alejandrosaab.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Got annihilated by Deadpool so I switched to Fragpunk and got bitch slapped by a Windwalker. I CANNOT escape this man @alejandrosaab.bsky.social
Bo-Katan, what the fuck? You don't just start a conversation like that.
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Bo-Katan, what the fuck? You don't just start a conversation like that.
I spent entirely way too long figuring out how to make a slide in Unreal Engine today
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I spent entirely way too long figuring out how to make a slide in Unreal Engine today
I want to go to a Lorwyn Prerelease so bad, but I've never been and I have zero friends who play MTG
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I want to go to a Lorwyn Prerelease so bad, but I've never been and I have zero friends who play MTG
Evangelizing The Locked Tomb to the BookTok women at work
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Evangelizing The Locked Tomb to the BookTok women at work
Watching the video of that ICE agent eating shit on repeat just to feel something
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Watching the video of that ICE agent eating shit on repeat just to feel something
Getting to Andor in my Star Wars rewatch at just the right time
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Getting to Andor in my Star Wars rewatch at just the right time
You've got sawdust for brains if you think discharging a weapon at a vehicle's driver is the smartest way to stop said vehicle
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
You've got sawdust for brains if you think discharging a weapon at a vehicle's driver is the smartest way to stop said vehicle
God, what a year.
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
God, what a year.
People equating Renee Nicole Good to Charlie Kirk must have some sort of oxygen deprivation
January 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
People equating Renee Nicole Good to Charlie Kirk must have some sort of oxygen deprivation
I remember being told I'd be conservative once I had a job and adult responsibilities.
I don't think they anticipated how often we would see people murdered by the government.
I don't think they anticipated how often we would see people murdered by the government.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I remember being told I'd be conservative once I had a job and adult responsibilities.
I don't think they anticipated how often we would see people murdered by the government.
I don't think they anticipated how often we would see people murdered by the government.
I guess I'll see you all in the comments on the Venezuela Last Week Tonight episode
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I guess I'll see you all in the comments on the Venezuela Last Week Tonight episode
Good morning it's January 3rd, we just invaded a foreign country and took their president and his wife
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Good morning it's January 3rd, we just invaded a foreign country and took their president and his wife
I usually joke about "haha what will be the insane event that sets the tone for the year," but we're going to war and it's day 3
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I usually joke about "haha what will be the insane event that sets the tone for the year," but we're going to war and it's day 3
Hey, are we at war with Venezuela now?
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Hey, are we at war with Venezuela now?
The Stranger Things finale was honestly pretty good. My only problem was that it didn't once surprise me
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The Stranger Things finale was honestly pretty good. My only problem was that it didn't once surprise me
Happy New Year! (Pacific Edition)
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Happy New Year! (Pacific Edition)
As someone who occasionally does web development it is always shocking to me how much I enjoy JavaScript and hate CSS
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As someone who occasionally does web development it is always shocking to me how much I enjoy JavaScript and hate CSS