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jordan
@jordan.sometimes.social
jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban #Chicago parent

not a hugger / no flirting

I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I […]

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I couldn't think of anything fun to do with the Elk and the rest are too weird

here's a couple bonus non-Lorwyn ones I did tonight tho
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
and the rest of my #lorwyneclipsed #mtg tokens

2/2
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
@asonix stot boat?
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 AM
it appears I am Big In China today

solidarity with workers trying to get CDC ethernet working on Android
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
if external display support doesn't materialize in Asahi soon I might have to decamp over to the backup Thinkpad
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
also they released the latest version of Pixelmator Pro under a different listing under the app store so I'm pretty sure that's them telling me to go fuck myself with the license I purchased for it before Apple ate it
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
kids these days

when I was your age, mana was _spicy_ and we _liked it_ that way
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM