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@jordan.sometimes.social
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban #Chicago parent

not a hugger / no flirting

I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I […]

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I couldn't think of anything fun to do with the Elk and the rest are too weird

here's a couple bonus non-Lorwyn ones I did tonight tho
a token for The City's Blessing for Magic: The Gathering it's the Statue of Liberty walking around New York City from Ghostbusters 2 a token for The Monarch for Magic: The Gathering it's The Monarch from The Venture Brothers
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
jordan.sometimes.social
and the rest of my #lorwyneclipsed #mtg tokens

2/2
it's a Merfolk token for Magic: The Gathering it's a 1/1 white/blue creature it's Aqualad from Teen Titans: Go, looking smarmy an Elf token for Magic: The Gathering it's a 1/1 black/green creature it's Buddy, Will Ferrell's character from the movie Elf. he's screaming. a Shapeshifter token for Magic: The Gathering it's a 1/1 creature with Changeling it's the Netflix version of Nimona, looking feisty it's a Worm token for Magic: The Gathering it's a 1/1 black/green creature this card has an extremely old-school card border, but the picture is one of Dennis Rodman during his time playing with the Chicago Bulls, in the process of dunking a basketball (his nickname was The Worm because of his ability to wriggle around other players) the expansion symbol is the Chicago Bulls logo
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
jordan.sometimes.social
@asonix stot boat?
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 AM
jordan.sometimes.social
it appears I am Big In China today

solidarity with workers trying to get CDC ethernet working on Android
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
jordan.sometimes.social
if external display support doesn't materialize in Asahi soon I might have to decamp over to the backup Thinkpad
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
jordan.sometimes.social
also they released the latest version of Pixelmator Pro under a different listing under the app store so I'm pretty sure that's them telling me to go fuck myself with the license I purchased for it before Apple ate it
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
jordan.sometimes.social
kids these days

when I was your age, mana was _spicy_ and we _liked it_ that way
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM