jordan
@jordan.sometimes.social
jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban #Chicago parent
not a hugger / no flirting
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[US politics]
> “There is no clear way for the Court to determine at what point Defendants’ alleged unlawful actions…becomes (sic) so problematic that they amount to unconstitutional coercion and an infringement on Minnesota’s state sovereignty,” she wrote, later adding that there is “no […]
> “There is no clear way for the Court to determine at what point Defendants’ alleged unlawful actions…becomes (sic) so problematic that they amount to unconstitutional coercion and an infringement on Minnesota’s state sovereignty,” she wrote, later adding that there is “no […]
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January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
[US politics]
> “There is no clear way for the Court to determine at what point Defendants’ alleged unlawful actions…becomes (sic) so problematic that they amount to unconstitutional coercion and an infringement on Minnesota’s state sovereignty,” she wrote, later adding that there is “no […]
> “There is no clear way for the Court to determine at what point Defendants’ alleged unlawful actions…becomes (sic) so problematic that they amount to unconstitutional coercion and an infringement on Minnesota’s state sovereignty,” she wrote, later adding that there is “no […]
yoooo Static Shock is back in DC Comics
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
yoooo Static Shock is back in DC Comics
in other news, I just got back from my first Magic: The Gathering event since 1996 / my kid's first ever
we did draft night at Evanston Games & Cafe
I am pleased to report everyone was super chill and nice
we did draft night at Evanston Games & Cafe
I am pleased to report everyone was super chill and nice
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 AM
in other news, I just got back from my first Magic: The Gathering event since 1996 / my kid's first ever
we did draft night at Evanston Games & Cafe
I am pleased to report everyone was super chill and nice
we did draft night at Evanston Games & Cafe
I am pleased to report everyone was super chill and nice
blog must have gotten linked somewhere again
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
blog must have gotten linked somewhere again
every song in 3/4 time is a drinking song
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
every song in 3/4 time is a drinking song
Discord Engineer A: How do we make threads even more annoying than they are in Slack?
Discord Engineer B: Let's make them live forever in the sidebar until you manually delete them!
Discord Engineer B: Let's make them live forever in the sidebar until you manually delete them!
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Discord Engineer A: How do we make threads even more annoying than they are in Slack?
Discord Engineer B: Let's make them live forever in the sidebar until you manually delete them!
Discord Engineer B: Let's make them live forever in the sidebar until you manually delete them!
Henry Cavill quit being The Witcher so he could go remake Highlander?
pic unrelated
pic unrelated
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Henry Cavill quit being The Witcher so he could go remake Highlander?
pic unrelated
pic unrelated
ew, if you upgrade to the latest version of Keynote/Numbers/Pages they come built-in ads for Apple's new "creative suite"
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
ew, if you upgrade to the latest version of Keynote/Numbers/Pages they come built-in ads for Apple's new "creative suite"
soulslike more like soulsdislike amirite
January 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
soulslike more like soulsdislike amirite
[in which I lose interest in a game in real time]
> it's not about numbers fighting numbers anymore
but I like numbers fighting numbers
> it's about skill
oh
> it's not about numbers fighting numbers anymore
but I like numbers fighting numbers
> it's about skill
oh
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
[in which I lose interest in a game in real time]
> it's not about numbers fighting numbers anymore
but I like numbers fighting numbers
> it's about skill
oh
> it's not about numbers fighting numbers anymore
but I like numbers fighting numbers
> it's about skill
oh
might be interested in Nothing's products except I can't get past what a stupid fucking name "Nothing" is for a company
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
might be interested in Nothing's products except I can't get past what a stupid fucking name "Nothing" is for a company
dang they don't do mana burn in MTG anymore?
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
dang they don't do mana burn in MTG anymore?
when The Network sings _reto, artifical life, a new computer and a brand new wife_ does anyone else think of Karen Plankton?
January 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
when The Network sings _reto, artifical life, a new computer and a brand new wife_ does anyone else think of Karen Plankton?
I am so fucking sick of this miserable fucking cold
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I am so fucking sick of this miserable fucking cold
what if you cut together parts of bar fights from a bunch of different movies to make like one 2 hour bar fight
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 AM
what if you cut together parts of bar fights from a bunch of different movies to make like one 2 hour bar fight
Reposted by jordan
calling for Megatron's Three Questions on the Mozilla CEO. who hired him? who can fire him? how do we convince them to do so?
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
calling for Megatron's Three Questions on the Mozilla CEO. who hired him? who can fire him? how do we convince them to do so?
need a fuck, take a fuck, have a fuck, leave a fuck
January 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
need a fuck, take a fuck, have a fuck, leave a fuck
@jepyang accidentally unfollowed aimlessly clicking, sorry
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
@jepyang accidentally unfollowed aimlessly clicking, sorry
mail never made it here today, got the email with pictures of mail I was supposed to get but not the actual mail
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
mail never made it here today, got the email with pictures of mail I was supposed to get but not the actual mail
apparently there were a LOT of people with unresolved Winnie the Pooh trauma just waiting for that poor bastard to hit the public domain
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
apparently there were a LOT of people with unresolved Winnie the Pooh trauma just waiting for that poor bastard to hit the public domain
2 dozen eggs in a GoPuff bag at our front door this morning
we didn't order any eggs
we've never used GoPuff
I didn't even know GoPuff served this area
we didn't order any eggs
we've never used GoPuff
I didn't even know GoPuff served this area
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 PM
2 dozen eggs in a GoPuff bag at our front door this morning
we didn't order any eggs
we've never used GoPuff
I didn't even know GoPuff served this area
we didn't order any eggs
we've never used GoPuff
I didn't even know GoPuff served this area
[vegan food]
feels incorrect to me to consider yeast vegan
honestly feel like mushrooms are kinda borderline
feels incorrect to me to consider yeast vegan
honestly feel like mushrooms are kinda borderline
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
[vegan food]
feels incorrect to me to consider yeast vegan
honestly feel like mushrooms are kinda borderline
feels incorrect to me to consider yeast vegan
honestly feel like mushrooms are kinda borderline
[US journalism]
me: maybe I should subscribe to The Atlantic
The Atlantic: invasion of Venezuela good, international law bad
me: ok never mind buddy
me: maybe I should subscribe to The Atlantic
The Atlantic: invasion of Venezuela good, international law bad
me: ok never mind buddy
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
[US journalism]
me: maybe I should subscribe to The Atlantic
The Atlantic: invasion of Venezuela good, international law bad
me: ok never mind buddy
me: maybe I should subscribe to The Atlantic
The Atlantic: invasion of Venezuela good, international law bad
me: ok never mind buddy
tuned into the end of The Phantom Menace. sitting in silence judging how terrible the computer graphics look.
kid: “this looks SO BAD”
kid: “this looks SO BAD”
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
tuned into the end of The Phantom Menace. sitting in silence judging how terrible the computer graphics look.
kid: “this looks SO BAD”
kid: “this looks SO BAD”
they really oughta do an Apple TV build of Blippo+
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
they really oughta do an Apple TV build of Blippo+