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making computers better using brains and making brains better using computers. computational neuro and dumb little web apps

sticking a steam wand directly into my brain and frothing it like a cappuccino at @kordinglab. senior research scientist at JHU/APL
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2. I'll be in the US for the next few days - roving around PA, Baltimore, NY, etc. Can anyone recommend a dance / rave event happening between Sunday, 2 Nov and Wednesday 5th? Not ideal dates, I know!
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
AWESOME! I just matched ya, @jrudoler.bsky.social !!
#חי
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
now look, i'm rooting for the birds too, but i don't know that i'd characterize the giants as quite EVIL...
October 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thank you @jlynch13.bsky.social !!! Matched!
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
this is what happens when you make a new twitter account and they don't know who to suggest you follow yet but they know you're an easy mark
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
hold on WHAT

that makes sense but wow never put that together before!
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
yes! this is super context-managery a la python's `with`. imo WAY more interpretable than defers
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
counter: this is a great little joke to have at them
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
is there more context (this line or ±lines) available?
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Bunny Subsystem for Linux 4
September 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Looks EXTREMELY similar to my (beloved) Nomatic though :)
September 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
and slides that are "too big" by some definition (perhaps of path complexity) can't send over email! gotta find ways to keep your network email sized, or perhaps load up flash drives / CDs in batches instead as the game pushes for further volume
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
obvious in-world solution is that Windows crashes if your setup is too complicated, or perhaps a new bug report email shows that a certain configuration causes crashes :)
September 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM