jordan
@jordan.matelsky.com
making computers better using brains and making brains better using computers. computational neuro and dumb little web apps
sticking a steam wand directly into my brain and frothing it like a cappuccino at @kordinglab. senior research scientist at JHU/APL
sticking a steam wand directly into my brain and frothing it like a cappuccino at @kordinglab. senior research scientist at JHU/APL
Amelia Bedelia-ass copy-editor at Target
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Amelia Bedelia-ass copy-editor at Target
oh wow I just started @adapalmer.bsky.social 's "Inventing the Renaissance" and it's SO good. Only a few pages in and there are gems like this:
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
oh wow I just started @adapalmer.bsky.social 's "Inventing the Renaissance" and it's SO good. Only a few pages in and there are gems like this:
excited to share a game i made:
blueblocks.jordan.matelsky.com
If you've played scrabble/bananagrams you know the great feeling of densely packing your tiles.
blueblocks assigns points for the smallest bounding box possible!
mondays easy → sundays hardest!
feedback welcome, hope you enjoy :)
blueblocks.jordan.matelsky.com
If you've played scrabble/bananagrams you know the great feeling of densely packing your tiles.
blueblocks assigns points for the smallest bounding box possible!
mondays easy → sundays hardest!
feedback welcome, hope you enjoy :)
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
excited to share a game i made:
blueblocks.jordan.matelsky.com
If you've played scrabble/bananagrams you know the great feeling of densely packing your tiles.
blueblocks assigns points for the smallest bounding box possible!
mondays easy → sundays hardest!
feedback welcome, hope you enjoy :)
blueblocks.jordan.matelsky.com
If you've played scrabble/bananagrams you know the great feeling of densely packing your tiles.
blueblocks assigns points for the smallest bounding box possible!
mondays easy → sundays hardest!
feedback welcome, hope you enjoy :)
September 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
love the albatross sequences. their little love-dances are so fun!! here's a couple i saw on Punta Suarez in the Galapagos :)
#oceanchat
#oceanchat
June 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
love the albatross sequences. their little love-dances are so fun!! here's a couple i saw on Punta Suarez in the Galapagos :)
#oceanchat
#oceanchat
June 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
happy birthday @sarahmackattack.bsky.social!!
January 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
happy birthday @sarahmackattack.bsky.social!!
but one of you is Mere Flesh And Blood and the other one is driving one of these with a punisher bumper sticker
January 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
but one of you is Mere Flesh And Blood and the other one is driving one of these with a punisher bumper sticker
YoU WOUldN'T DOwnLOAD a COLoR
December 24, 2024 at 3:58 PM
YoU WOUldN'T DOwnLOAD a COLoR
started some @upenn.bsky.social watercolors
December 14, 2024 at 4:08 AM
started some @upenn.bsky.social watercolors
just found these markers... does this bring back any scented memories for anyone else?
December 1, 2024 at 7:59 PM
just found these markers... does this bring back any scented memories for anyone else?
hey @axios.com do you think this is maybe burying the lede a bit?
Trump tapped his daughter's father-in-law. Your headline is "Trump appoints businessman Massad Boulos as Middle East adviser" and you don't mention the family relationship until the 4th paragraph...?
Trump tapped his daughter's father-in-law. Your headline is "Trump appoints businessman Massad Boulos as Middle East adviser" and you don't mention the family relationship until the 4th paragraph...?
December 1, 2024 at 7:56 PM
hey @axios.com do you think this is maybe burying the lede a bit?
Trump tapped his daughter's father-in-law. Your headline is "Trump appoints businessman Massad Boulos as Middle East adviser" and you don't mention the family relationship until the 4th paragraph...?
Trump tapped his daughter's father-in-law. Your headline is "Trump appoints businessman Massad Boulos as Middle East adviser" and you don't mention the family relationship until the 4th paragraph...?
"After a year of controversy, the extensible scheduler class has been merged. This feature allows the writing of CPU schedulers as a set of BPF programs; it has already resulted in a number of interesting, specialized schedulers being written. This commit contains some introductory documentation."
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
"After a year of controversy, the extensible scheduler class has been merged. This feature allows the writing of CPU schedulers as a set of BPF programs; it has already resulted in a number of interesting, specialized schedulers being written. This commit contains some introductory documentation."
making thanksgiving apple tarts with mom and they're too pretty not to show you
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 AM
making thanksgiving apple tarts with mom and they're too pretty not to show you
November 25, 2024 at 8:44 PM
before rolling out the pasta dough for ravioli tonight
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM
before rolling out the pasta dough for ravioli tonight
omg also just found this from march of 2020, a little web app I left running in the background of my social distancing "spaceship"
jordan.matelsky.com/sketch/home-...
jordan.matelsky.com/sketch/home-...
November 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
omg also just found this from march of 2020, a little web app I left running in the background of my social distancing "spaceship"
jordan.matelsky.com/sketch/home-...
jordan.matelsky.com/sketch/home-...
"me, to myself, after writing another really shitty web app
baby you've still got it"
baby you've still got it"
November 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
"me, to myself, after writing another really shitty web app
baby you've still got it"
baby you've still got it"