Jordan Wilson
jordan-wilson.bsky.social
Jordan Wilson
@jordan-wilson.bsky.social
Crispy shallot lover
If you don’t like cranberry sauce GROW UP. GET A JOB
November 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Jordan Wilson
Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
A family is only as strong as its kitchen scissors
November 27, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Pick up line: please
November 21, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Is there a scientific explanation as to why everything tastes better through a straw
November 19, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Nightmares from my youth: demons, ghosts, the girl from the ring

Nightmares as an adult: trying to make sticky toffee pudding but I keep forgetting the dates over and over again and I wake up in a cold sweat
November 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Just realized my name is partially Dan
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
No I’m not going to just throw away my leftovers. I’m going to give them a proper burial by keeping them in my fridge for 3 weeks until they start to mold
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
My ideal date, you ask? We go to the nearest zoo and set all the animals free
November 15, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Reposted by Jordan Wilson
Who's alfredo virginia woolf
November 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM