That Guy Jordan
@jordamusprime.bsky.social
Geek, Dad, Journalist, Toy Collector, Horror Fan, Musician, and Overall Awesome Guy. (He/Him)
https://linktr.ee/jordamus_prime
https://linktr.ee/jordamus_prime
Looking to support small businesses this holiday season? Maybe think about buying some gifts from my store! I have over 2400 items in stock with more items going up every day! I have an insane amount of inventory so help me sell through it and give my kid a great xmas!
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November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Looking to support small businesses this holiday season? Maybe think about buying some gifts from my store! I have over 2400 items in stock with more items going up every day! I have an insane amount of inventory so help me sell through it and give my kid a great xmas!
www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...
www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...
My girlfriend realized this week that our ring doorbell says "motion detected at front door" instead of "person detected at front door" it is a Cat 90% of the time and now I get texts like this constantly and I low key love it so much
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My girlfriend realized this week that our ring doorbell says "motion detected at front door" instead of "person detected at front door" it is a Cat 90% of the time and now I get texts like this constantly and I low key love it so much
Just another Monday
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just another Monday
There appears to be a tiny werewolf in my backyard
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There appears to be a tiny werewolf in my backyard
I'm late with my whole "I voted" photo drop but I still think its important to talk about! Use your voice, stand up and be heard so we can save our Democracy!
#Vote #ElectionDay #DemocracyNow
#Vote #ElectionDay #DemocracyNow
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm late with my whole "I voted" photo drop but I still think its important to talk about! Use your voice, stand up and be heard so we can save our Democracy!
#Vote #ElectionDay #DemocracyNow
#Vote #ElectionDay #DemocracyNow
I'm not entirely sure why these exist but I got them in a bag at the thrift store for like $3 so here they are
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I'm not entirely sure why these exist but I got them in a bag at the thrift store for like $3 so here they are
New shirt drop! I know I'm not the only one thinking about this long after the credits rolled. If you know, you know. I know the Whitest Kids U Know know. #Weapons
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8274...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8274...
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
New shirt drop! I know I'm not the only one thinking about this long after the credits rolled. If you know, you know. I know the Whitest Kids U Know know. #Weapons
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8274...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8274...
Another successful evening of Trick or Treating is in the books! This year we ventured back down to Fairmount since the Spud only recently stopped living there and it's always a great neighborhood for trick or treating!
"I'm in the mood for Skittles and on the move for Skittles!"
"I'm in the mood for Skittles and on the move for Skittles!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Another successful evening of Trick or Treating is in the books! This year we ventured back down to Fairmount since the Spud only recently stopped living there and it's always a great neighborhood for trick or treating!
"I'm in the mood for Skittles and on the move for Skittles!"
"I'm in the mood for Skittles and on the move for Skittles!"
#100 'Clown In A Cornfield' (2025)- This was so much fun and a fitting finale for my marathon! While largely predictable, it did have some unique twists that elevate it above the standard fare slashers and made it that much more enjoyable. Highly recommended! #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#100 'Clown In A Cornfield' (2025)- This was so much fun and a fitting finale for my marathon! While largely predictable, it did have some unique twists that elevate it above the standard fare slashers and made it that much more enjoyable. Highly recommended! #Watchoween
#99 'Hayride To Hell' (2023)- Okay, so this BARELY counts as horror. While it stars horror icons like Moseley and Hodder, the story is mostly a comedy that gets VERY dark, violent, and gorey in the third act while still largely just being a fun little silly movie. Super fun though! #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#99 'Hayride To Hell' (2023)- Okay, so this BARELY counts as horror. While it stars horror icons like Moseley and Hodder, the story is mostly a comedy that gets VERY dark, violent, and gorey in the third act while still largely just being a fun little silly movie. Super fun though! #Watchoween
#98 'In The Mouth Of Madness' (1994)- Another movie that I somehow never got around to it before, but I'm glad I finally did. A twisted story from the legendary John Carpenter about the horrors of a story that writes itself and gaslights the entire reality while shattering their minds #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#98 'In The Mouth Of Madness' (1994)- Another movie that I somehow never got around to it before, but I'm glad I finally did. A twisted story from the legendary John Carpenter about the horrors of a story that writes itself and gaslights the entire reality while shattering their minds #Watchoween
#97 'Housebound' (2014)- A horror comedy that was largely unfunny. Idk, maybe it justnwasnt for me? There were a few bits that made me chuckle slightly, but this movie didnt have enough horror or enough comedy to be worth a watch #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#97 'Housebound' (2014)- A horror comedy that was largely unfunny. Idk, maybe it justnwasnt for me? There were a few bits that made me chuckle slightly, but this movie didnt have enough horror or enough comedy to be worth a watch #Watchoween
#96 'R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead' (2025)- An entirely unrelated film that just happened to share the Pumpkinhead name. Honestly? I low key loved this and think its a pretty fantastic gateway horror film for younger kids! We need more like this! #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#96 'R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead' (2025)- An entirely unrelated film that just happened to share the Pumpkinhead name. Honestly? I low key loved this and think its a pretty fantastic gateway horror film for younger kids! We need more like this! #Watchoween
#95 'Pumpkinhead: Blood Fued' (2007)- Im a glutton for punishment and made myself sit through this immediately after the last one. Who the hell approved a Hatfield/McCoys vs Pumpkinhead script? Terrible. Even worse? Just painstakingly boring. #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#95 'Pumpkinhead: Blood Fued' (2007)- Im a glutton for punishment and made myself sit through this immediately after the last one. Who the hell approved a Hatfield/McCoys vs Pumpkinhead script? Terrible. Even worse? Just painstakingly boring. #Watchoween
#94 'Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes' (2006)- how in the hell was this movie made in '06? It feels like a reject from the mid-90s and I do not mean that positively. I wanted to like this, but it just felt like a shitty retread of the first film rather than actually doing anything interesting #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#94 'Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes' (2006)- how in the hell was this movie made in '06? It feels like a reject from the mid-90s and I do not mean that positively. I wanted to like this, but it just felt like a shitty retread of the first film rather than actually doing anything interesting #Watchoween
#93 '976-Evil' (1988)- This movie started out feeling directionless but once it picked up it was a really fun! Super cheesy 80s horror in the best way. Loved seeing Lezlie Deane and Robert Picardo pop up! #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#93 '976-Evil' (1988)- This movie started out feeling directionless but once it picked up it was a really fun! Super cheesy 80s horror in the best way. Loved seeing Lezlie Deane and Robert Picardo pop up! #Watchoween
#92 'Sleepwalkers' (1992)- what even IS this movie? Neat practical effects, but beyond that the only noteworthy things here were @markhamillofficial.bsky.social's Mustachioed Cameo and excellent use of Enya's Boadicea. #Watchoween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#92 'Sleepwalkers' (1992)- what even IS this movie? Neat practical effects, but beyond that the only noteworthy things here were @markhamillofficial.bsky.social's Mustachioed Cameo and excellent use of Enya's Boadicea. #Watchoween
Could you elaborate on that further?
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Could you elaborate on that further?
Just a reminder that this is what his weird ass normally looks like, so I was legitimately surprised to catch him looking so Majestic
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just a reminder that this is what his weird ass normally looks like, so I was legitimately surprised to catch him looking so Majestic
I've definitely been hit with those before too! I don't think people realize when they leave negative or even neutral feedback on an ebay account how much it dings the seller. If I get neutral feedback it doesn't show my listings to as many people!
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've definitely been hit with those before too! I don't think people realize when they leave negative or even neutral feedback on an ebay account how much it dings the seller. If I get neutral feedback it doesn't show my listings to as many people!
Macklin out here looking photogenic as hell
#BurtMacklinTheCat #SpecialAgentMacklinTheCat #Cat #Cats #Catstagram #catsoftheinternet #catsofinstagram #catsoftheworld #Caturday
#BurtMacklinTheCat #SpecialAgentMacklinTheCat #Cat #Cats #Catstagram #catsoftheinternet #catsofinstagram #catsoftheworld #Caturday
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Macklin out here looking photogenic as hell
#BurtMacklinTheCat #SpecialAgentMacklinTheCat #Cat #Cats #Catstagram #catsoftheinternet #catsofinstagram #catsoftheworld #Caturday
#BurtMacklinTheCat #SpecialAgentMacklinTheCat #Cat #Cats #Catstagram #catsoftheinternet #catsofinstagram #catsoftheworld #Caturday
#91 'Scooby-Doo and The Curse Of The 13th Ghost' (2019)- I have so many words about how heartbroken I am over this movie and what a letdown it was. I have been looking forward to finally watching it and just feel so disappointed. More on this in a seperate post to come later. #Watchoween
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#91 'Scooby-Doo and The Curse Of The 13th Ghost' (2019)- I have so many words about how heartbroken I am over this movie and what a letdown it was. I have been looking forward to finally watching it and just feel so disappointed. More on this in a seperate post to come later. #Watchoween
#90 'V/H/S: Halloween' (2025)- Another year, another horror anthology from the people behind the V/H/S franchise. These have become fun to look forward to on an annual basis and this year was no exception. I especially loved the first chapter 'Cootchie Coo' and thought it was horrifying! #Watchoween
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#90 'V/H/S: Halloween' (2025)- Another year, another horror anthology from the people behind the V/H/S franchise. These have become fun to look forward to on an annual basis and this year was no exception. I especially loved the first chapter 'Cootchie Coo' and thought it was horrifying! #Watchoween
#89 'Venom' (2005)- I was shockingly impressed with this, as I expected a super generic budget slasher and got an awesome voodoo zombie murder spree with some fantastic kills and wonderful effects work! Definitely going to recommend this one to people as an underrated gem #Watchoween
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#89 'Venom' (2005)- I was shockingly impressed with this, as I expected a super generic budget slasher and got an awesome voodoo zombie murder spree with some fantastic kills and wonderful effects work! Definitely going to recommend this one to people as an underrated gem #Watchoween