Jordan Crucchiola
@jorcru.bsky.social
Writer. Producer. Feeling Seen and Aughtsterion and Whole Movie Podcast host. LA and Taylor Swift and action movie and horror enthusiast.
I’ve rarely been more AFFECTED by another human being… 🫢
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ve rarely been more AFFECTED by another human being… 🫢
REGRETTING YOU said to hell with the president!
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
REGRETTING YOU said to hell with the president!
REGRETTING YOU said to hell with the president!
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
REGRETTING YOU said to hell with the president!
Sigourney in WORKING GIRL one of the all time not girls girl anti feminist bitches. A work of art. Anyone have best recs for more top shelf women undermining women villain roles??
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sigourney in WORKING GIRL one of the all time not girls girl anti feminist bitches. A work of art. Anyone have best recs for more top shelf women undermining women villain roles??
Melanie Griffith and Sigourney Weaver in WORKING GIRL. Honestly two of the great performances.
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Melanie Griffith and Sigourney Weaver in WORKING GIRL. Honestly two of the great performances.
Finally time for WALLED IN!!
January 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Finally time for WALLED IN!!
Need to thank @priscillapage.bsky.social because I learned about Mark Maggiori thru her and now my sister will be receiving a print of his as a gift 🥹
December 8, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Need to thank @priscillapage.bsky.social because I learned about Mark Maggiori thru her and now my sister will be receiving a print of his as a gift 🥹
Still just thinking about HER!
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Still just thinking about HER!
Ok now I’m thinking about erotic thrillers which means I need to make my inaugural appreciation post for DREAM LOVER and the transcendent power of Mädchen Amick in silk sheets and pearls. Sweet JESUS.
December 2, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Ok now I’m thinking about erotic thrillers which means I need to make my inaugural appreciation post for DREAM LOVER and the transcendent power of Mädchen Amick in silk sheets and pearls. Sweet JESUS.
I cook with my enameled lodge all the time and it’s tremendous. I use this shallow dish for damn near everything it is a perfect utility pan!
November 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I cook with my enameled lodge all the time and it’s tremendous. I use this shallow dish for damn near everything it is a perfect utility pan!
The Creuset and the Staub are $280! The Lodge is $80! Is the Lodge slightly smaller at 6 qt instead of 6.7? Yes! You want more then get the 7 qt for $99!! Don’t be a fool and waste your money get TWO Lodge Dutch ovens for less than ONE Creuset!
November 24, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The Creuset and the Staub are $280! The Lodge is $80! Is the Lodge slightly smaller at 6 qt instead of 6.7? Yes! You want more then get the 7 qt for $99!! Don’t be a fool and waste your money get TWO Lodge Dutch ovens for less than ONE Creuset!
It is once again the time of year where I do my public service! If you are buying cookware as a gift or wish to receive it, YOU DO NOT NEED TO WASTE YOUR MONEY ON LE CREUSET. JUST BUY LODGE! You can get the same god damn quality — yes in many pretty colors — for a fraction of the price!!
November 24, 2024 at 10:59 PM
It is once again the time of year where I do my public service! If you are buying cookware as a gift or wish to receive it, YOU DO NOT NEED TO WASTE YOUR MONEY ON LE CREUSET. JUST BUY LODGE! You can get the same god damn quality — yes in many pretty colors — for a fraction of the price!!
I absolutely love the Fannings. Really good actors and when you put them together in a promo asset like this for a talk event with a trade magazine it looks like the stock image posted on every street corner for state-mandated television where they serenely say words like “beauty” and “compliance”
November 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I absolutely love the Fannings. Really good actors and when you put them together in a promo asset like this for a talk event with a trade magazine it looks like the stock image posted on every street corner for state-mandated television where they serenely say words like “beauty” and “compliance”
We will GO BEHIND THE LIES
November 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
We will GO BEHIND THE LIES
The Isabella Rossellini experience is so vast. You can think of her saying BIG BEEF AND CHEDDAR or you can think of her shouting SEMPRE VIVA while draped in jewels but otherwise topless or you can think of her dressed as a praying mantis and painted green! The range of a legend!!
November 22, 2024 at 4:39 PM
The Isabella Rossellini experience is so vast. You can think of her saying BIG BEEF AND CHEDDAR or you can think of her shouting SEMPRE VIVA while draped in jewels but otherwise topless or you can think of her dressed as a praying mantis and painted green! The range of a legend!!
And to close, my prized international one sheet of SKYLIN3S given to me by the one of a kind outstanding director Liam O’Donnell 🥳🥳
November 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
And to close, my prized international one sheet of SKYLIN3S given to me by the one of a kind outstanding director Liam O’Donnell 🥳🥳
One last batch of AMPs (for now!!)
SPRING BREAKERS: Sam Smith
UNDER THE SKIN: Joao Ruas
EX MACHINA: Rory Kurtz
SPRING BREAKERS: Sam Smith
UNDER THE SKIN: Joao Ruas
EX MACHINA: Rory Kurtz
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 PM
One last batch of AMPs (for now!!)
SPRING BREAKERS: Sam Smith
UNDER THE SKIN: Joao Ruas
EX MACHINA: Rory Kurtz
SPRING BREAKERS: Sam Smith
UNDER THE SKIN: Joao Ruas
EX MACHINA: Rory Kurtz
If there’s a theme to my collection, it is COLORS!
SALTBURN: Ken Taylor (Mutant gallery)
DIE HARD: James Rheem Davis (Hero Complex)
ROBOCOP: Paul Mann (Mad Duck Posters)
BUFFY: Tracie Ching (Spoke Art)
SALTBURN: Ken Taylor (Mutant gallery)
DIE HARD: James Rheem Davis (Hero Complex)
ROBOCOP: Paul Mann (Mad Duck Posters)
BUFFY: Tracie Ching (Spoke Art)
November 20, 2024 at 9:29 PM
If there’s a theme to my collection, it is COLORS!
SALTBURN: Ken Taylor (Mutant gallery)
DIE HARD: James Rheem Davis (Hero Complex)
ROBOCOP: Paul Mann (Mad Duck Posters)
BUFFY: Tracie Ching (Spoke Art)
SALTBURN: Ken Taylor (Mutant gallery)
DIE HARD: James Rheem Davis (Hero Complex)
ROBOCOP: Paul Mann (Mad Duck Posters)
BUFFY: Tracie Ching (Spoke Art)
A pair from Matt Taylor. The gold metallic paper ROMEO + JULIET is my most recent acquisition and I’m in loooove! The shop: matttaylordraws.bigcartel.com?utm_source=g...
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
A pair from Matt Taylor. The gold metallic paper ROMEO + JULIET is my most recent acquisition and I’m in loooove! The shop: matttaylordraws.bigcartel.com?utm_source=g...
Another grab bag from the flat file
GET OUT: Garbhán Grant
EVENT HORIZON: Nathan Cheshire
THE WITCH: Sam Wolfe Connelly
DUNE: Nada Maktari
GET OUT: Garbhán Grant
EVENT HORIZON: Nathan Cheshire
THE WITCH: Sam Wolfe Connelly
DUNE: Nada Maktari
November 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Another grab bag from the flat file
GET OUT: Garbhán Grant
EVENT HORIZON: Nathan Cheshire
THE WITCH: Sam Wolfe Connelly
DUNE: Nada Maktari
GET OUT: Garbhán Grant
EVENT HORIZON: Nathan Cheshire
THE WITCH: Sam Wolfe Connelly
DUNE: Nada Maktari
Some MVPs up around the house:
BARBENHEIMER: Sean Longmore
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Yvan Quinet
TOP GUN: Paul Lacolley
KILL BILL: Blunt Graffix
BARBENHEIMER: Sean Longmore
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Yvan Quinet
TOP GUN: Paul Lacolley
KILL BILL: Blunt Graffix
November 20, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Some MVPs up around the house:
BARBENHEIMER: Sean Longmore
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Yvan Quinet
TOP GUN: Paul Lacolley
KILL BILL: Blunt Graffix
BARBENHEIMER: Sean Longmore
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Yvan Quinet
TOP GUN: Paul Lacolley
KILL BILL: Blunt Graffix
Studio House Designs is mostly a shirt shop, but thankfully they also released this Maxine trilogy!
November 20, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Studio House Designs is mostly a shirt shop, but thankfully they also released this Maxine trilogy!
A24 has fortunately started doing limited print drops. These are X from Yuko Higuchi and LOVE LIES BLEEDING by Jiayi Li
November 20, 2024 at 8:53 PM
A24 has fortunately started doing limited print drops. These are X from Yuko Higuchi and LOVE LIES BLEEDING by Jiayi Li
And handful from various artists, all of which are some of the BEST working today…
FURY ROAD: Tyler Stout
DRIVE: Kevin Tong
ANNIHILATION: Chris Skinner
THE FIFTH ELEMENT: *the* Krzysztof Domaradzki
FURY ROAD: Tyler Stout
DRIVE: Kevin Tong
ANNIHILATION: Chris Skinner
THE FIFTH ELEMENT: *the* Krzysztof Domaradzki
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
And handful from various artists, all of which are some of the BEST working today…
FURY ROAD: Tyler Stout
DRIVE: Kevin Tong
ANNIHILATION: Chris Skinner
THE FIFTH ELEMENT: *the* Krzysztof Domaradzki
FURY ROAD: Tyler Stout
DRIVE: Kevin Tong
ANNIHILATION: Chris Skinner
THE FIFTH ELEMENT: *the* Krzysztof Domaradzki