Jordan
@jorble.bsky.social
Soda water gay guy | UX and design | NYC
Sweated 10 gallons at smartbar last night
June 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sweated 10 gallons at smartbar last night
So excited to walk somewhere
June 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
So excited to walk somewhere
I’ve been off my reading game lately but I tore through this one. Intense, unsettling, I’m excited to pick up her other works
May 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’ve been off my reading game lately but I tore through this one. Intense, unsettling, I’m excited to pick up her other works
Saying bye to Chicago soon and moving to NYC. Probably my last time at Smartbar. Sad to go, but excited for the future.
May 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Saying bye to Chicago soon and moving to NYC. Probably my last time at Smartbar. Sad to go, but excited for the future.
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
(Very late) night fun with friends. Now let me crawl into a hole for a couple days to recover…
March 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
(Very late) night fun with friends. Now let me crawl into a hole for a couple days to recover…
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
MagicCon Chicago literally at my back door and I still forget to get a ticket
February 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
MagicCon Chicago literally at my back door and I still forget to get a ticket
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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui
In the “let’s do a crossword together” part of our relationship
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In the “let’s do a crossword together” part of our relationship
Two drafts of Aetherdrift and…I don’t think I need to see any more
February 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Two drafts of Aetherdrift and…I don’t think I need to see any more
My entire Veilguard romance with Davrin is based on his chest.
February 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My entire Veilguard romance with Davrin is based on his chest.