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Jorb
@jorb.bsky.social
He/him

thoughts and opinions are not mine. They’re all yours. I stole them. What are you gonna do about? Nerd.
Found the UHC CEO murderer
December 9, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Been listening to Grolnok’s old stuff on repeat #mtg
December 4, 2024 at 3:37 PM
November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
The cowboys have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
The #Giants have released Daniel Jones.
November 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Uncovered my old indie hipster playlist from high school and I should’ve been bullied more
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
These two cards are such trash bait in mtg drafts yet my dumb ooga booga brain keeps reaching for them time and time again.
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
My wallet and I are losing the war against the Magic The Gathering addiction. This hobby was a mistake
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
lol lmao even
November 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Time to start skeeting again
November 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I can’t wait to make hating Dune 2 my whole personality for all of 2024
March 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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After extensive research, I bring you:

Laser Crab: 4K Remaster
August 23, 2023 at 10:02 PM
August 22, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Oppenheimer and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs are the exact same movie
August 17, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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Hey Elon it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

There’s only one “X” I recognize, and it’s not a rebranded Twitter!
July 24, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Boy dinner
July 18, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Unions are just the coolest shit ever
July 13, 2023 at 8:21 PM
July 6, 2023 at 2:04 AM