Jools
joolsburke.bsky.social
Jools
@joolsburke.bsky.social
That London. Aspiring to be woke, since it annoys all the people who don’t know what it means. He/Him
I went to the US once and couldn’t believe the sparking danger sockets were ‘normal’!
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
“I WASN’T ON HIS STOOPID ISLAND!!”
The president of the united states of america, ladies and gentlemen
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Only double?!
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A cashier once told me I was really efficient at packing my shopping bags and I’ve been riding that high for years!
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As ever, if you genuinely want to know what it feels like to choose to kill someone but don’t want to face any consequences, do it with your car
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Exactly
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Very explicitly explained away at the time as ‘freelance, therefore fine’. How much more clearly can the BBC make their support of hatred right now?
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gary Lineker should offer you a new show on his podcast platform. Perhaps a popular science show?
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
How long ago was it the BBC was responding to me and many others complaining about Rylan’s racism and lies about asylum seekers with “he is freelance and therefore he is free to say these things”?

Overt racism gets you rewarded with ever more work at the BBC, whereas empathy is ‘problematic’?!
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
@artsemergency.bsky.social is fighting the good fight on this
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Morrisons not getting the sponsored post they thought they’d paid for
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“You hear the small child’s skull crunch, and you stop, and then you keep going… Who can even see those things?!”
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
@emilykerr36.bsky.social Incidental picture of ‘half on pavement’ parking bays for your mapping
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Best Visitor Ever!
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Following for updates
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
‘Aberystwyth Mon Amour’ by Malcolm Pryce, part of the Aberystwyth Noir series of books. Fabulous

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aberyst...
Aberystwyth noir - Wikipedia
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November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Was in Darlington recently and they’re everywhere (at half mast though, ‘cos ladders weren’t long enough!) I felt at risk as a middle-aged white bloke, since I don’t know how much hatred anyone I speak to is carrying. Can’t imagine how awful it is for anyone without my privilege
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
All over Cambridge as link below. Plenty near me in East London - more Waltham Forest residential streets but didn’t get a clear google streetview image on quick search. Cambridge off Mill Road, as link, include REALLY narrow pavements so no room for w/c users etc

maps.app.goo.gl/d4jV5p18pir9...
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Anywhere else, he’d be in a home rather than being in charge of anything
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Teen Vogue has been an amazing positive voice over the last few years, so why are all the politics staff being made redundant? Who demanded that?
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ooh now…
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM