a dong of ice and fire
@jonswoe.bsky.social
Horny on main 25/8
The prettier of the two pumpkin pies and that’s not saying much, but damn they’re going to be good.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The prettier of the two pumpkin pies and that’s not saying much, but damn they’re going to be good.
I love vacation. Casanova and Xyrxes are morning cats too.
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love vacation. Casanova and Xyrxes are morning cats too.
Finally making something for myself, and I’m experiencing awe at knitting pattern designers. The way the knitting math works out and produces a design is so fucking impressive. 🧶 #knitsky
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Finally making something for myself, and I’m experiencing awe at knitting pattern designers. The way the knitting math works out and produces a design is so fucking impressive. 🧶 #knitsky
I have to watch a documentary called “Steeler Nation” for my class. Yes, that Steeler Nation.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I have to watch a documentary called “Steeler Nation” for my class. Yes, that Steeler Nation.
So I’m knitting the heel flap to my sock and minding my own business when suddenly I see THIS. Two loose stitches out of nowhere! All I’ve been doing is sl1 k across, sl1 p across. Anyone know what the hell happened? 🧶 #knitsky #knittinghelp
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So I’m knitting the heel flap to my sock and minding my own business when suddenly I see THIS. Two loose stitches out of nowhere! All I’ve been doing is sl1 k across, sl1 p across. Anyone know what the hell happened? 🧶 #knitsky #knittinghelp
Stopping to smell the rose… metaphorically since my nose doesn’t work.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Stopping to smell the rose… metaphorically since my nose doesn’t work.
The thing about writing is you have a simple enough sounding premise that will wrap up quickly and then you start writing it and it takes 3,000 words to move a character from location 1 to location 2 and all your hopes of cranking out a quick little something go up in smoke.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The thing about writing is you have a simple enough sounding premise that will wrap up quickly and then you start writing it and it takes 3,000 words to move a character from location 1 to location 2 and all your hopes of cranking out a quick little something go up in smoke.
Just posted the most utterly filthy thing I've ever written I think. And there is a vagina involved. Never thought I'd see the day. It's based on From Blood and Ash. It's the threesome we all deserved. I don't think you need context to enjoy.
#FromBloodandAsh
archiveofourown.org/works/629697...
#FromBloodandAsh
archiveofourown.org/works/629697...
Blood of My Blood, Blood of Your Blood - Chapter 3 - letslimbo - Blood and Ash Series - Jennifer L. Armentrout [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just posted the most utterly filthy thing I've ever written I think. And there is a vagina involved. Never thought I'd see the day. It's based on From Blood and Ash. It's the threesome we all deserved. I don't think you need context to enjoy.
#FromBloodandAsh
archiveofourown.org/works/629697...
#FromBloodandAsh
archiveofourown.org/works/629697...
Coworkers: you work so hard and do so much, we appreciate you
Me: *writes 3,000 words of smut while on zoom*
Me: *writes 3,000 words of smut while on zoom*
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Coworkers: you work so hard and do so much, we appreciate you
Me: *writes 3,000 words of smut while on zoom*
Me: *writes 3,000 words of smut while on zoom*
"I'll just write a quick little one-shot, short, sweet, and easy." 3,000 words later and they've said hello to each other. 🤦♀️
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"I'll just write a quick little one-shot, short, sweet, and easy." 3,000 words later and they've said hello to each other. 🤦♀️
Good thing everything is totally different now.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Good thing everything is totally different now.
And so we begin. 🧶 #knitsky #christmas
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And so we begin. 🧶 #knitsky #christmas
Just because flowers 😍🥰
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just because flowers 😍🥰
Cupcakes for my work Queen's birthday. They look like actual shit on top, but they're moist and tasty. She "doesn't do flavors" so it's just homemade yellow cake and chocolate buttercream.
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Cupcakes for my work Queen's birthday. They look like actual shit on top, but they're moist and tasty. She "doesn't do flavors" so it's just homemade yellow cake and chocolate buttercream.
Comment your brutal sunset time now
Pittsburgh:
Sunrise at 6:56 am
Sunset at 5:11 pm
Pittsburgh:
Sunrise at 6:56 am
Sunset at 5:11 pm
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Comment your brutal sunset time now
Pittsburgh:
Sunrise at 6:56 am
Sunset at 5:11 pm
Pittsburgh:
Sunrise at 6:56 am
Sunset at 5:11 pm
Can't wait to be reminded he actually wasn't all that bad and he was just doing his job and at least he wasn't tacky
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can't wait to be reminded he actually wasn't all that bad and he was just doing his job and at least he wasn't tacky
I kind of like the lighting in these pictures better
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I kind of like the lighting in these pictures better