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jono smith
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But that’s another Christmas story…
An image showing U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio in a dark blue suit, standing in a room and leaning forward at a stiff, awkward angle. He is positioned in the center of the frame, looking down toward a small wooden side table with a lamp. To the left is an open door, yet he appears almost supernaturally frozen in place. The text “It's a major award.” is written in white block letters at the top, referencing a line from the movie A Christmas Story.
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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She’ll tease him, she'll unease him
All the better just to please him
She’s enabling, and she says just what it takes to work an addict
She got traits of an alcoholic’s child…
A meme featuring a close-up photo of White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles staring intensely at the camera with very wide eyes. The text overlay reads, "SHE’S GOT SUSIE WILES EYES," a play on the famous song lyrics "She's got Bette Davis eyes."
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, looked at his bruised hands again, and regretted replacing Biden’s autopen with the autohandshaker. Until tomorrow.
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Or did he say “I GO PEE!”?
A two-panel political meme featuring Lump wearing a white cowboy hat that is somehow still too big for his huge head with his signature suit and red tie. He is centered in the foreground of the top panel, looking forward with his mouth agape, as if speaking or struggling to tell someone that he’s choking or having a stroke. In the background, several elephants are charging forward, kicking up dust. The text "G-O-PEDE!!!" is overlaid in white letters above Lump’s head. The bottom panel, apparently the same scene moments later, is just a blurry, total brownout dust and tusk mess.
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin while supervising the installation of his Trumperian Principle, in ornate gold script on the wall: “If you can’t say something nice, I don’t want to say it, but you have TDS.” Until tomorrow.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Another photo from the trove?
A black and white photograph with a surreal and slightly unsettling atmosphere. Two young children in matching white jumpsuits stand at the top of a staircase. The child on the left looks directly at the camera with a painted-on smile, prominent cheek blush, and an exaggerated, large eye resembling a ventriloquist dummy's face, complete with a monocle hanging from a string. The child on the right is holding a tray with a candlestick and has a black rectangular censor bar over their face. To the left of the staircase along a wall, a metal paint can hangs suspended from a thick rope above the railing. It appears to be in motion heading toward the bottom-left corner, where only the back of a third person's head, with a bizarre combover not unlike Lump’s, is visible, cropped out of the main scene. Overall it is a suspenseful yet somewhat comedic “Home Alone-esque” scene.
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and a Grinch Meal to find joy through it rather than always denying his "Inner Grinch." Even if the included collectable socks don’t fit over his cankles. Until tomorrow.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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“I have to call Eve ‘Steve’ now”
An image titled "Conservative Wheel of Victimhood" which is a political cartoon depicting a spinning wheel game. The wheel is divided into colorful segments, each containing a phrase representing a common conservative grievance or talking point, often framed as them being the victim. The segments read (clockwise from the top): 1. "You killed Charlie" 2. "You call everyone a racist" 3. "Illegals free healthcare" 4. "You hate Trump for no reason" 5. "Obama did it too but no one cares" 6. "Hillary made it all up" 7. "I can't dress up like an Indian" 8. "Vaccines are poison" 9. "Fauci cry" (pointing to a graphic of Dr. Anthony Fauci) 10. "I had to wear a mask" 11. "The experts are lying" 12. "Can't say Merry Christmas" In the foreground, a cartoon man with an angry, exaggerated expression, wearing a red baseball cap, points accusingly at the wheel. The image has a small "Blutopia" logo at the bottom right.
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Does that price and picture encourage or discourage condom use?

“FINALLY… THE GREATEST SEAL EVER!”???

$4.95 today? Thanks Biden!

Make your own inflation joke.
A photo from the trove of recently released “Epstein” photos showing a curious novelty item on display. A small blackboard sign above the item reads in chalk: "Trump Condom $4.50," followed by the word "FINALLY" below it. The item itself is a red, square condom package with a white circular illustration of a man resembling Lump. Below the illustration, white text reads: "It MUSHROOMS!"
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and realized it was time to defen-ah-, def-fester-, no, defecate-nes-trate, oh—throw Bill Windows out one! Until tomorrow.
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Lady journalists.
A photograph of current US House Speaker Mike Johnson, speaking seriously to someone off-camera while he is surrounded by reporters, with two women in the foreground holding up cell phones to record him. Speech bubble: "What are these 'sun-pictures' of which you speak? I have not yet encountered any of them. Pray, remove the infernal boxes from my face!”
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, and, after he denied having it, he just laughed, fondly remembering something Woody said to him once. Until tomorrow.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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What’s the plan, Pam?
A meme featuring actor Jon Hamm, dressed in a dark blazer and white shirt, sitting on concrete steps outdoors with a serious and slightly defiant expression. The text at the top reads: "YEAH, I MADE THAT SANDWICH" The text at the bottom: "SO ARE YOU GONNA EAT IT OR INDICT IT?"
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and... rait. Rut? "Nice try, Susie!! Melting extra cheese over the meds! Almost, but I'm too cognitive for that!" Until tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and quizzed Karoline on whether she knew what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Norway. “A Kvart Punder mit Ost,” he revealed incorrectly.
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I don't know how many pencils young Cindy Lou owned,
Nor dolls, action figures, or cellular froans.
But if she did her own research and worked like a troll,
And put on a bikini, smiled, and stuck to her Mar-a-la-Goals,
Then a Doctor of Whos she would surely be known!
A political cartoon parodying How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The Grinch, drawn to resemble Lump with a similar hairstyle and expression, stands by a Christmas tree, wearing his Santa suit. He is handing a giant yellow pencil, wrapped with a large red and white polka-dot bow, to Cindy Lou Who, who is looking up at him and the pencil with a smile. The scene is inside a Who house with a fireplace and two or three dolls on the mantel. Caption: "AND what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's ONE PENCIL grew 37 SIZES that day!"
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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He has always had a swimmer’s body until recently.
A tanned, muscular figure is wearing a star-spangled Speedo and multiple gold medals around his neck, including a yuge, golden, mushroom-shaped medallion hanging low on a long red ribbon. Band-aids are visible on the back of each hand. The entire image is bathed in a vibrant golden-yellow light. The accompanying headline reads: "Trump Unveils New Self-Care Plan Concept."
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, then a brief daymare where people kept calling it McDonald's even after he renamed it McDonald J. Trump’s Presidential Center for Handheld Meats & More. Until tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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A humorous image asking "When are they ALL finally going to reveal their faces and drop the gimmicky makeup?" The photo features Lump seated in the foreground, wearing a tuxedo and bow tie. Standing behind him are three members of the band KISS out of their iconic stage makeup: • On the left is Paul Stanley (Starchild), with long dark hair, wearing a suit and tie. • In the center is Gene Simmons (The Demon), wearing dark sunglasses, a tuxedo, and long dark hair. • On the right is Tommy Thayer (The Spaceman), with glasses, long gray hair, and a tuxedo. The implication of the text is a joke comparing Lump’s appearance or public persona to the KISS band members' famous use of makeup.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, yet still could not dispel the sense that he’d somehow been snubbed personally again this year by Pantone. Until tomorrow.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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When’s #SpinalTap getting its Kennedy Center honor?!
A meme featuring a still from the movie Spinal Tap. On the left is Lump as Nigel Tufnel, wearing a light jacket, a maroon polo shirt, and a black and gold baseball cap. On the right is Harry Shearer as Derek Smalls, wearing a black sleeveless shirt with a green skeleton design, jeans, and a red baseball cap that says "AMERICA GOES TO ELEVEN.” In the foreground are two white guitar amplifiers with a marble-like finish. The caption below reads: “THESE ARE MADE OF MARBLE.”
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, but still hadn’t received the large Grinch Meal Dill Pickle McShaker Fries he requested, which are only available for a limited time. “One job,” he frowled, “I gave Little Marco Who ONE JOB!” Until tomorrow.
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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He's at least getting better at matching his actual skin tone.
A photo of Lump with an assortment of band-aids covering his face where there had once been only obvious mismatched concealer makeup.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin before learning of his nomination for the NFL “Whole World” prize, a more complete honor than any peace prize. Until tomorrow.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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No colors anymore.
A ***PARODY*** of a "Color of the Year" announcement. The background is a white room where the walls and ceiling dissolve into a blue sky filled with white clouds. A “blonde” woman in a flowing, all-white pantsuit is standing on the white floor, dramatically looking up toward the sky, where an apparent bearded face (resembling a figure from mythology or a meme, possibly the one that looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid version of JD Vance) is visible within the clouds. In the lower left corner, a graphic that mimics a color swatch displays the color "Cloud Nationalist" under the brand name PANFONY for the Color of the Year 2026.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM