jono smith
@jonomono.bsky.social
We may be projecting in the wrong direction again.
Wow. They outed “Coalie” pretty fast. And they are how old?
February 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Wow. They outed “Coalie” pretty fast. And they are how old?
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin but quickly realized there was already too much on his plate this early for a Sunday—well, a full tray. Until tomorrow.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin but quickly realized there was already too much on his plate this early for a Sunday—well, a full tray. Until tomorrow.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin before checking in with the First Lady, who was in Manhattan helping Barron with some Venice Carnevale-themed dorm room decor.
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin before checking in with the First Lady, who was in Manhattan helping Barron with some Venice Carnevale-themed dorm room decor.
Another one who might be low-key MAGA.
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Another one who might be low-key MAGA.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual… the round things. The white shells. We have them for, you know, the breakfast. The poaching. And it was… a really small. A low, low—af-ford-ah-bil-itty-bitty, they want me to say. No one has ever tasted anything like it. McMuffin. Until tomorrow.
February 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual… the round things. The white shells. We have them for, you know, the breakfast. The poaching. And it was… a really small. A low, low—af-ford-ah-bil-itty-bitty, they want me to say. No one has ever tasted anything like it. McMuffin. Until tomorrow.
Defund the homeland?
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Defund the homeland?
Perhaps he means those self-cleaning robot toilets from Japan.
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Perhaps he means those self-cleaning robot toilets from Japan.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin as he eyeballed the wall for spots to hot-glue the U.S. Figure Skating team’s gold medals he will be gifted—if they wish to reenter the country and see Nancy again. Until tomorrow.
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin as he eyeballed the wall for spots to hot-glue the U.S. Figure Skating team’s gold medals he will be gifted—if they wish to reenter the country and see Nancy again. Until tomorrow.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin while checking if they've found any fake photos of him surprising Lutnick’s nanny with a special Happy Meal box. Until tomorrow.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin while checking if they've found any fake photos of him surprising Lutnick’s nanny with a special Happy Meal box. Until tomorrow.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, but wouldn’t say how many more after taking the fifth. Until tomorrow.
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, but wouldn’t say how many more after taking the fifth. Until tomorrow.
Is that his EDC pouch, or is he just proud of Charlie?
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Is that his EDC pouch, or is he just proud of Charlie?
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin but, despite claiming he didn’t see the entire Sissy Bowl, now craves coconut mochi ice cream and a shot of rum. Until tomorrow.
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin but, despite claiming he didn’t see the entire Sissy Bowl, now craves coconut mochi ice cream and a shot of rum. Until tomorrow.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffins and then abso-loootly left a permanent mark on the recently renamed Trump-Lincoln Terlet. Until tomorra.
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffins and then abso-loootly left a permanent mark on the recently renamed Trump-Lincoln Terlet. Until tomorra.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and posted his traditional statement about the overrated Winter Olympics’ poor ratings before resharing a perfect AI clip of him as Charlton Heston saying the “damn dirty” line to the Jamaican bobsled team. Until tomorrow.
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and posted his traditional statement about the overrated Winter Olympics’ poor ratings before resharing a perfect AI clip of him as Charlton Heston saying the “damn dirty” line to the Jamaican bobsled team. Until tomorrow.
Smile, you’re on Disinhibition Camera!
February 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Smile, you’re on Disinhibition Camera!
Is this what’s on Brett Ratner's slate following Rush Hour 4?
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Is this what’s on Brett Ratner's slate following Rush Hour 4?
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin without saying grace first, figuring he was already “saved” at yesterday’s National Prayer Breakfast, like this box of donuts he stole from it. Until tomorrow.
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin without saying grace first, figuring he was already “saved” at yesterday’s National Prayer Breakfast, like this box of donuts he stole from it. Until tomorrow.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and a limited-time-only Hot Honey Snack Wrap. Buzz-buzz-buzz-ba-da-ba-ba-bah-bing-bing-bong, as they say. Until tomorrow.
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and a limited-time-only Hot Honey Snack Wrap. Buzz-buzz-buzz-ba-da-ba-ba-bah-bing-bing-bong, as they say. Until tomorrow.
GTYH: would you rather watch this or “Melania”?
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
GTYH: would you rather watch this or “Melania”?
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, and today we’re unboxing the Friends-inspired Adult Happy Meal.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, and today we’re unboxing the Friends-inspired Adult Happy Meal.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and a Totally Unhinged Meltdown, finishing with a Spicy Snack Wrap. Until tomorrow.
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and a Totally Unhinged Meltdown, finishing with a Spicy Snack Wrap. Until tomorrow.
Closed until further POTUS.
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Closed until further POTUS.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, saw his shadow, and scanned the sky for another eclipse. Until tomorrow.
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, saw his shadow, and scanned the sky for another eclipse. Until tomorrow.
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and, feeling energized, is ready for fries. Until tomorrow.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and, feeling energized, is ready for fries. Until tomorrow.