Jonathan Bennett
@jonobennett.bsky.social
How am I supposed to manage my infallible beliefs?
See also: Mary Hopkin.
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
See also: Mary Hopkin.
¿Dónde están los baños?
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
¿Dónde están los baños?
This also works when you're older, and children of your friends get parts in TV shows. Hard to take someone playing the creepy flatmate seriously when you remember them running round in a pink tutu at three years old.
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
This also works when you're older, and children of your friends get parts in TV shows. Hard to take someone playing the creepy flatmate seriously when you remember them running round in a pink tutu at three years old.
Yeah, but Milli Fuckin' Vanilli?
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yeah, but Milli Fuckin' Vanilli?
You've been sleepwalking to the '70s?
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You've been sleepwalking to the '70s?
If my wife or I are travelling somewhere overnight without the other, we send each other a message saying "three rings" when we arrive safely.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
If my wife or I are travelling somewhere overnight without the other, we send each other a message saying "three rings" when we arrive safely.
The Treachery of Notifications
October 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Treachery of Notifications
Placement year building UPSs sorted that one out for me.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Placement year building UPSs sorted that one out for me.
To be fair, it would have taken British builders a lot longer than that.
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
To be fair, it would have taken British builders a lot longer than that.