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Jonathan Bennett
@jonobennett.bsky.social
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How am I supposed to manage my infallible beliefs?
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A box of Dulcolax laxative.
October 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Facebook comment reading: "Is it possible to buy some Lynx Africa or a bar of soap in advance or will you be providing this to select guests such as those with tripods and A3 size backpacks, trolleys and whatever else they wish to bring from home for their one day out a year ?"
July 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Magic Treat Brolly there. They'll be appearing live across the country next month. Now the latest from The Fall.
The irreplaceable John Peel at a mixing desk.
July 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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If you know, you know.
Big Daves Gusset
July 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Can someone please explain this to me, a cishet man?
Two gay bears at a pool party. One appears to be fisting the other in the belly button.
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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May the Lord have mercy on Generative AI:
#HMHB
A screenshot from Google's Gemini AI, reading: " What happened to Stringy Bob? "Stringy Bob" appears to be a few different things, depending on the context: Robert Mellie, the "notorious arsonist" and left-handed guitarist associated with the band Half Man Half Biscuit. According to Bicciepedia (The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project), he was born on April 1, 1959, and died on December 9, 2010. His nickname "Stringy" reportedly came from his ability to repair a broken guitar string mid-song. He is also mentioned in the Half Man Half Biscuit song "National Shite Day" for an incident involving sending a dead bird to comedian Phil Cool."
June 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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In response to the query "How many times does the letter P occur in the Periodic Table?":
Copernicium Dumpnium (Dubnium, sometimes spelled with 'p' in older texts, but its symbol is Db) Dropsium (Dysprosium) Scandium (no P, symbol Sc) Tipanium (Titanium) Vapnadium (Vanadium) Chromium (no P, symbol Cr) Mangapnese (Manganese) Iropn (Iron)
June 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Banksy knows what's what
@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
Banksy's latest artwork. A real bollard is shown with a painted "shadow" which is a lighthouse, with the words "I want to be what you saw in me".
May 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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That was Scrotal Display Cape. More from them later.
A photo of John Peel at a mixing desk
May 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Alleluia! He is Resin!
A photo of a, quite frankly rather tacky, Jesus figurine made from resin.
April 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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No further comment.
Two consecutive Bluesky posts from Jonobennett's timeline. The top one from Ariella Elm‬ ‪@ariellaelm.bsky.social reads "‪‬Breathe. I know you’re feeling really scared and anxious right now, but please breathe." The one below from ‪Endless Screaming‬ ‪@infinitescream.bsky.social‬ reads "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH".
April 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Post a warning.
March 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I'm in (darts) heaven...
February 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Was it one of these?
A Sports Direct mug, known in the UK for being incredibly large. Like, too large.
January 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Methodist Central Hall Westminster for Jazz Carols. Mightily impressive organ.
A picture of the pipe organ at Methodist Central Hall Westminster. It's very large.
December 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.
A screenshot of the ZX Spectrum game Manic Miner, showing the first level titled "Central Cavern".
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
A photo of a motorway sign for Tebay services.
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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If you see this post, quote post a bridge.
An old, arched bridge over a narrow waterway. Exposed mud in the foreground gives a clue that the waterway may be tidal.
November 10, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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Not going to name and shame, but really, educational institutions should probably have better email formatting than this. (Images turned off)
A clip of an HTML-formatted email with images turned off. The text on a button reads: "Buttons - Space between icon &linkAPPLY NOW"
October 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Does BlueSky count as a Data Retrieval System?
October 4, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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He is Resin! Alleluia! Alleluia!
Picture shows a Jesus figurine made of a resin material.
March 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Steve Nicks Books About Kleptomania
A screenshot of a Twitter trending topic, saying "Music - Trending. Stevie Nicks"
February 29, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Let me gaze upon your curves instead of Ipswich Town Reserves.
Best Single Line From A Song. Not best chorus, not best verse, not best bridge. Just one line.
December 27, 2023 at 1:35 PM