Jonny Van Heathen 🇨🇦
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Jonny Van Heathen 🇨🇦
@jonnyvanheathen.bsky.social
Lefty father of two, husband of an LPN, former CAF mbr, practicing flatulist, German-Canadian.

I believe in unions, IDIC, LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights, and ABCs when voting.

MAGA, Maple MAGA, and other hateful groups not welcome!

He/Him
Demand accountability for actions like proudly naming pedophile protector Mike Johnson as the 2025 Man of the Year and instead of answering they block. What a dishonourable, cowardly organization Kappa Sigma has become.
August 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
July 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
To hell with Kappa Sigma and their overt public support for this pedophile protector! Mike Johnson is not worthy to wear the Star and Crescent; he has no honour!
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If we're going to fight fire with fire then let's rename some more bodies of water!

Great Lakes are next! Lol
February 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If we had to choose, this is how I stand.
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I pay far less than that for a flat of store brand 30 eggs here in BC, Canada. Right now, $10.59 CAD is $7.46 USD.

An insane price to match an insane "president"!
February 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Metaphorically or literally, very few (if any) tears will be shed this side of the border if something happens to the white house.
February 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is what it looks like from Canada.
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is what it looks like in Canada. Not much better but at least the stupid part is in brackets with the actual name still there.
February 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
To hell with Trump and the rest of the fucking POS MAGAts! That lying sack of vomit needs to be thrown out of office!

Americans, you really need to get your shit together. The u.s. is quickly becoming a shithole.
February 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Just got back from the grocery store. Where I am in BC, Canada, eggs are $10.59 ($7.41 usd) for a flat of 30.

america can keep its "winning".
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I found a cluster of bots on Facebook by posting this meme. Apparently, the bots think I'm anti-Canadian for not liking all this 51st state BS lmao.
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"After Trump's tariff threats, Colombia agrees to accept repatriates from US" is the headline for this junk news story.

Trump caved to the request of Petro, forcing him to treat deportees with basic human respect. We won't hear about this; like the ancient Egyptians, MAGAts only record victories.
January 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ready to leave a mark!
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Found some time to start a new model today! Making a pen to go along with some other stationery I've been working on. Textures are placeholders to give an idea of what the final model will look like, overall shape probably won't change too much more.
January 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Simple as that.
January 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It's actually hilarious that it's been a week since you got triggered by me proving you wrong about what Nicola Sturgeon said and you're still here crying for attention while doubling down on demonstrating your clear lack of intelligence.
December 24, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Yes, all ~2 minutes it took to find the meme, copy and paste your drivel into the meme generator, then click a button. So difficult but worth you agreeing with a meme about what a crybaby you are on the inside lmao.

And yes, you are extremely stupid and easy to trigger, not a great combination lol.
December 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
This is what you look like here.
December 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
December 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I'd much rather play with myself.
December 18, 2024 at 2:12 AM
It says literally the exact opposite of your argument, fucking MAGAt troll.
December 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Oh what a surprise, you're full of shit.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Piss off back to Twitter, you attention seeking troll.
December 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM