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Jonny Van Heathen 🇨🇦
@jonnyvanheathen.bsky.social
Lefty father of two, husband of an LPN, former CAF mbr, practicing flatulist, German-Canadian.

I believe in unions, IDIC, LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights, and ABCs when voting.

MAGA, Maple MAGA, and other hateful groups not welcome!

He/Him
Demand accountability for actions like proudly naming pedophile protector Mike Johnson as the 2025 Man of the Year and instead of answering they block. What a dishonourable, cowardly organization Kappa Sigma has become.
August 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
July 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
To hell with Kappa Sigma and their overt public support for this pedophile protector! Mike Johnson is not worthy to wear the Star and Crescent; he has no honour!
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Je suis Canadien! Jamais Américain!
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March 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The world may end up with a version of the Geneva Checklist for trade wars, but Canada and Canadians sure as fuck won't back down.

We will defend our country with every fibre of our being from anyone who wishes us harm, including former friends that have betrayed us.

Vive le Canada!
#strongasfuck
March 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If we're going to fight fire with fire then let's rename some more bodies of water!

Great Lakes are next! Lol
February 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If we had to choose, this is how I stand.
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"leader of the free world" and strong guy to shit-for-brains MAGAts is subservient to a 4-year old. See him look down at X and nod? LMFAO!

This is the fucker threatening Canada?!? This is the fucker destroying america?
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Agreed.
February 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
'Tis the season...
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Roman face massage a Nazi today!
The real Uncle Sam.....
February 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
To hell with Trump and the rest of the fucking POS MAGAts! That lying sack of vomit needs to be thrown out of office!

Americans, you really need to get your shit together. The u.s. is quickly becoming a shithole.
February 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Canadians are ready to help after all that 51st state bullshit!
February 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Speedrun record!
February 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Just got back from the grocery store. Where I am in BC, Canada, eggs are $10.59 ($7.41 usd) for a flat of 30.

america can keep its "winning".
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fuck right off, MAGAts!
Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Here's an idea to fight back against Trumps tariffs in a rather Canadian manner: in addition to boycotting U.S. products, we donate to U.S. charities that help Americans who will be most negatively impacted by Trumps tariffs. This way we're still fighting against Trump but also helping those in need
February 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Vive le Canada! United from coast to coast to coast!

#strongasfuck
We are in the fight of our lives. But Canadians have been called to be heroic before and we have never been defeated. This is our time to defend our country.
Le Canada est uni. Ce sera une période difficile, mais c’est l’occasion de bâtir notre nation et de célébrer notre solidarité.
Vive le Canada
February 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I agree with this message but not with the font choices.
January 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"After Trump's tariff threats, Colombia agrees to accept repatriates from US" is the headline for this junk news story.

Trump caved to the request of Petro, forcing him to treat deportees with basic human respect. We won't hear about this; like the ancient Egyptians, MAGAts only record victories.
January 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by Jonny Van Heathen 🇨🇦
So true
January 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ready to leave a mark!
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM