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Work in video games. 29 years and counting.
Will watch any old guff
Available for childrens parties 🤡
Will watch any old guff
Available for childrens parties 🤡
Playdate: Jack Reacher & The King of Queens team up in this shite but quite funny in places action comedy. Make Reacher Batman..you know it makes sense. As cack as it is it's deffo worth a watch for a laugh
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Playdate: Jack Reacher & The King of Queens team up in this shite but quite funny in places action comedy. Make Reacher Batman..you know it makes sense. As cack as it is it's deffo worth a watch for a laugh
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
Running Man: Half decent but lacking the personality of the original. If you have a choice..watch that as it's far superior and more fun. No arnie movie remakes have been better than the original
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Running Man: Half decent but lacking the personality of the original. If you have a choice..watch that as it's far superior and more fun. No arnie movie remakes have been better than the original
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
Predator BadLands: Actually a decent sci fi action flick. Just not the best predator film. Everything is CG and it's well done, yet compared to 40 year old original just doesn't feel real. Despite this it is a guilty pleasure
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Predator BadLands: Actually a decent sci fi action flick. Just not the best predator film. Everything is CG and it's well done, yet compared to 40 year old original just doesn't feel real. Despite this it is a guilty pleasure
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
Weapons: Remember the witch film from a few years ago that critics raved about but it was gash? Well this is a much better witch movie. Gory, creepy, a little disjointed but overall worth your time
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
September 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Weapons: Remember the witch film from a few years ago that critics raved about but it was gash? Well this is a much better witch movie. Gory, creepy, a little disjointed but overall worth your time
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
Alien earth: Despite the odd shortcoming i was enjoying this immensely. Then the final episode happened and the fine wine has gone to a shandy. What a crock of gash to spoil it all. Also. Alien in the day needs to be top CGI not a bloke in a suit. Watch it but be prepared
3/6
3/6
September 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Alien earth: Despite the odd shortcoming i was enjoying this immensely. Then the final episode happened and the fine wine has gone to a shandy. What a crock of gash to spoil it all. Also. Alien in the day needs to be top CGI not a bloke in a suit. Watch it but be prepared
3/6
3/6
F4: as close to fantastic as you can get. The best Marvel movie in a long while. Love the retro future setting. Sequels will nondoubtedly be ruined byb introducing multi verse shite. A good standalone movie and should be left as such.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
July 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
F4: as close to fantastic as you can get. The best Marvel movie in a long while. Love the retro future setting. Sequels will nondoubtedly be ruined byb introducing multi verse shite. A good standalone movie and should be left as such.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
Heads of state: Amazon show netflix how to handle top stars in big budget action in a movie I'd be happy to watch at the flicks. Action packed, funny but surprisingly violent. Very enjoyable popcorn flick, it's like the late 80s again.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
July 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Heads of state: Amazon show netflix how to handle top stars in big budget action in a movie I'd be happy to watch at the flicks. Action packed, funny but surprisingly violent. Very enjoyable popcorn flick, it's like the late 80s again.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
Mr Inbetween: Aussie TV at its finest in this programme which is a must see. Its mundane, exciting, violent and graphic as well as hilarious. Episodes are short so you'll fly through the 3 series. Ray Shoes Shoesmith is an absolute diamond.
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
June 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Mr Inbetween: Aussie TV at its finest in this programme which is a must see. Its mundane, exciting, violent and graphic as well as hilarious. Episodes are short so you'll fly through the 3 series. Ray Shoes Shoesmith is an absolute diamond.
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
28 Years later: Byker Grove post apocalypse in mixed 3rd movie. Liked it but hated the 70s Lsd Induced camera cuts, audio annoyed, paused deaths grate. Let's not talk about Jimmy Saville martial arts tribute at the end. But let's do about the alphas cock. HUGE
4/6-strong lager
4/6-strong lager
June 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
28 Years later: Byker Grove post apocalypse in mixed 3rd movie. Liked it but hated the 70s Lsd Induced camera cuts, audio annoyed, paused deaths grate. Let's not talk about Jimmy Saville martial arts tribute at the end. But let's do about the alphas cock. HUGE
4/6-strong lager
4/6-strong lager
The amateur: Not the porno i thought it was, but still fairly entertaining, if not as good as the trailer. I watched Remi manhandle an uncomfortable Robbie Williams on the Ross show. Explains why he's unconvincing as a husband in this. Worth a watch i suppose
3/6: Shandy Bass
3/6: Shandy Bass
June 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The amateur: Not the porno i thought it was, but still fairly entertaining, if not as good as the trailer. I watched Remi manhandle an uncomfortable Robbie Williams on the Ross show. Explains why he's unconvincing as a husband in this. Worth a watch i suppose
3/6: Shandy Bass
3/6: Shandy Bass
Predator: Killer of Killers- No, not a movie about the bloke who killed Epstein, but a brilliant animated movie on the Predator franchise.
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
June 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Predator: Killer of Killers- No, not a movie about the bloke who killed Epstein, but a brilliant animated movie on the Predator franchise.
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
30 mins Into this and can confirm it's utterly garbage. They've taken a stock bullet ricochet effect and used it a thousand times. First shootout reminded me of a police squad scene. Stalone can barely talk due to age and botox.
1 out of 6-cats piss
1 out of 6-cats piss
May 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
30 mins Into this and can confirm it's utterly garbage. They've taken a stock bullet ricochet effect and used it a thousand times. First shootout reminded me of a police squad scene. Stalone can barely talk due to age and botox.
1 out of 6-cats piss
1 out of 6-cats piss
A Working Man: Beekeeper was enjoyable shite, this is slightly serviceable, poorly edited, terrible accented, plot hole tastic shite. Also all these Russian mobsters act like vampires or something. Statham must be van helsing then as he kills em all.
2 out of 6: Still Water
2 out of 6: Still Water
May 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A Working Man: Beekeeper was enjoyable shite, this is slightly serviceable, poorly edited, terrible accented, plot hole tastic shite. Also all these Russian mobsters act like vampires or something. Statham must be van helsing then as he kills em all.
2 out of 6: Still Water
2 out of 6: Still Water
The kitchen: Think children of men, in that the future is actually bleak, but with a meandering story, little action and generally boring as fuck. Despite being well acted this is just dull. Ian Wright proves a good actor though, don't tell that Aluko, she'll be furious
2/6 - Still water
2/6 - Still water
May 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The kitchen: Think children of men, in that the future is actually bleak, but with a meandering story, little action and generally boring as fuck. Despite being well acted this is just dull. Ian Wright proves a good actor though, don't tell that Aluko, she'll be furious
2/6 - Still water
2/6 - Still water
City is ours: AKA scum on the run. The worst thing about this is that all these rats dont die but it is exceptional TV viewing. Not enough lad lad lad to be properly realistic. It's tough to like any of these characters but deffo easy to hate particular ones
6/6 dandy brandy
6/6 dandy brandy
April 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
City is ours: AKA scum on the run. The worst thing about this is that all these rats dont die but it is exceptional TV viewing. Not enough lad lad lad to be properly realistic. It's tough to like any of these characters but deffo easy to hate particular ones
6/6 dandy brandy
6/6 dandy brandy
Electric state: Not shite, but just...bioshock meets guardians meets stranger things in a hodgepodge of a movie. Remember super 8? Aye this is like that, just forgettable. How did this cost 4 x more than the creator? Wish the bots weren't so goofy
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
March 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Electric state: Not shite, but just...bioshock meets guardians meets stranger things in a hodgepodge of a movie. Remember super 8? Aye this is like that, just forgettable. How did this cost 4 x more than the creator? Wish the bots weren't so goofy
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
Zero Day: what's this?A great Nutflix programme?More of this please, although they'll be recouping their 350m loss on the latest shite by putting prices up over 20 quid next year. This fictional political shitshow is actually most likely a docudrama. Get it watched
5/6 fine wine
5/6 fine wine
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Zero Day: what's this?A great Nutflix programme?More of this please, although they'll be recouping their 350m loss on the latest shite by putting prices up over 20 quid next year. This fictional political shitshow is actually most likely a docudrama. Get it watched
5/6 fine wine
5/6 fine wine
ISS: Interesting idea, partially decent execution that flounders towards the end. Who knows, maybe this will be a prophecy for the ISS astronauts in the coming year. Worth a punt but ultimately it's
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass
February 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ISS: Interesting idea, partially decent execution that flounders towards the end. Who knows, maybe this will be a prophecy for the ISS astronauts in the coming year. Worth a punt but ultimately it's
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass
Carry on: Phone Booth in an airport featuring an old looking kingsman. Just saying feck off at the start could have put this dastardly plan to an end, instead we get made for TV tension that's alright, but a very annoying. Was gonna be a 3 but no
2 out of 6- still water
2 out of 6- still water
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Carry on: Phone Booth in an airport featuring an old looking kingsman. Just saying feck off at the start could have put this dastardly plan to an end, instead we get made for TV tension that's alright, but a very annoying. Was gonna be a 3 but no
2 out of 6- still water
2 out of 6- still water
Old people: German netflix horror, very grim, very violent and gory, but not as entertaining as it could be, with some dull dips as it wants you to buy in to a moral story of treating elders with respect. Which is fine, just don't bore me.
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
January 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Old people: German netflix horror, very grim, very violent and gory, but not as entertaining as it could be, with some dull dips as it wants you to buy in to a moral story of treating elders with respect. Which is fine, just don't bore me.
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
Occupation rainfall: sequel with 100 times budget, much better than first but still plagued by disjointed script and poor acting. Some FX look great, some like an OK videogame. Also, cramming far too many aliens like the star wars cantina. More improvement 3 out of 6-shandy bass
January 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Occupation rainfall: sequel with 100 times budget, much better than first but still plagued by disjointed script and poor acting. Some FX look great, some like an OK videogame. Also, cramming far too many aliens like the star wars cantina. More improvement 3 out of 6-shandy bass
Occupation: interesting but ultimately bad Aussie alien invasion flick with terrible acting and script. Feels cheaply made but at times has some decent FX. As poor as it is..it's spawned a sequel I'm currently watching
1 out of 6: cats piss
1 out of 6: cats piss
January 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Occupation: interesting but ultimately bad Aussie alien invasion flick with terrible acting and script. Feels cheaply made but at times has some decent FX. As poor as it is..it's spawned a sequel I'm currently watching
1 out of 6: cats piss
1 out of 6: cats piss
Red one: The Rock has had a few xmas turkeys the past few years, but this was surprisingly enjoyable. The problem is it's not Christmassy at all and won't be looked as a classic years from now. Oh, and a ripped skinny santa? Nah. PARKERRR!
4 out of 6- strong lager
4 out of 6- strong lager
December 23, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Red one: The Rock has had a few xmas turkeys the past few years, but this was surprisingly enjoyable. The problem is it's not Christmassy at all and won't be looked as a classic years from now. Oh, and a ripped skinny santa? Nah. PARKERRR!
4 out of 6- strong lager
4 out of 6- strong lager
The Shadow Strays: A rare bullseye from Nutflix. This is one of the most incredibly violent and graphic martial arts action movies I've seen in a very long time. No time to catch your breath and not for the faint of heart.
6 out of 6- Dandy Brandy
6 out of 6- Dandy Brandy
December 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
The Shadow Strays: A rare bullseye from Nutflix. This is one of the most incredibly violent and graphic martial arts action movies I've seen in a very long time. No time to catch your breath and not for the faint of heart.
6 out of 6- Dandy Brandy
6 out of 6- Dandy Brandy
TWD TOWL: Great to see Rick Grimes back and a very good series althoughnfinal episode feels quite rushed. I've just 1 question. How did Mrs Sarf Efrikka survive that explosion? .Ridonculous. if you have been a WD fan then you'll enjoy this
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
December 5, 2024 at 10:41 PM
TWD TOWL: Great to see Rick Grimes back and a very good series althoughnfinal episode feels quite rushed. I've just 1 question. How did Mrs Sarf Efrikka survive that explosion? .Ridonculous. if you have been a WD fan then you'll enjoy this
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine