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Work in video games. 29 years and counting.
Will watch any old guff
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Will watch any old guff
Available for childrens parties 🤡
Playdate: Jack Reacher & The King of Queens team up in this shite but quite funny in places action comedy. Make Reacher Batman..you know it makes sense. As cack as it is it's deffo worth a watch for a laugh
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Playdate: Jack Reacher & The King of Queens team up in this shite but quite funny in places action comedy. Make Reacher Batman..you know it makes sense. As cack as it is it's deffo worth a watch for a laugh
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
Running Man: Half decent but lacking the personality of the original. If you have a choice..watch that as it's far superior and more fun. No arnie movie remakes have been better than the original
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Running Man: Half decent but lacking the personality of the original. If you have a choice..watch that as it's far superior and more fun. No arnie movie remakes have been better than the original
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
3 out of 6: Shandy Bass
Predator BadLands: Actually a decent sci fi action flick. Just not the best predator film. Everything is CG and it's well done, yet compared to 40 year old original just doesn't feel real. Despite this it is a guilty pleasure
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Predator BadLands: Actually a decent sci fi action flick. Just not the best predator film. Everything is CG and it's well done, yet compared to 40 year old original just doesn't feel real. Despite this it is a guilty pleasure
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
5 out of 6 : Fine Wine
Weapons: Remember the witch film from a few years ago that critics raved about but it was gash? Well this is a much better witch movie. Gory, creepy, a little disjointed but overall worth your time
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
September 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Weapons: Remember the witch film from a few years ago that critics raved about but it was gash? Well this is a much better witch movie. Gory, creepy, a little disjointed but overall worth your time
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
Alien earth: Despite the odd shortcoming i was enjoying this immensely. Then the final episode happened and the fine wine has gone to a shandy. What a crock of gash to spoil it all. Also. Alien in the day needs to be top CGI not a bloke in a suit. Watch it but be prepared
3/6
3/6
September 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Alien earth: Despite the odd shortcoming i was enjoying this immensely. Then the final episode happened and the fine wine has gone to a shandy. What a crock of gash to spoil it all. Also. Alien in the day needs to be top CGI not a bloke in a suit. Watch it but be prepared
3/6
3/6
Manifest: suffered 9 episodes of turgid acting, awful dramatic music and schmaltzy songs. Then decided to whizz to final 2 episodes of final season (30 episodes later) and didn't feel like I missed a thing. Load of absolute cobblers. Avoid
1 out of 6- cats piss
1 out of 6- cats piss
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August 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Manifest: suffered 9 episodes of turgid acting, awful dramatic music and schmaltzy songs. Then decided to whizz to final 2 episodes of final season (30 episodes later) and didn't feel like I missed a thing. Load of absolute cobblers. Avoid
1 out of 6- cats piss
1 out of 6- cats piss
F4: as close to fantastic as you can get. The best Marvel movie in a long while. Love the retro future setting. Sequels will nondoubtedly be ruined byb introducing multi verse shite. A good standalone movie and should be left as such.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
July 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
F4: as close to fantastic as you can get. The best Marvel movie in a long while. Love the retro future setting. Sequels will nondoubtedly be ruined byb introducing multi verse shite. A good standalone movie and should be left as such.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
Superman: Despite rocking Russ Abbots cooperman outfit, the new actor looks the part, in a Superman movie that kinda looks like the Reeves movies, Albeit a lot more violent, So tonally it feels a bit off. Very entertaining though so get it watched
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
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July 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Superman: Despite rocking Russ Abbots cooperman outfit, the new actor looks the part, in a Superman movie that kinda looks like the Reeves movies, Albeit a lot more violent, So tonally it feels a bit off. Very entertaining though so get it watched
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
Heads of state: Amazon show netflix how to handle top stars in big budget action in a movie I'd be happy to watch at the flicks. Action packed, funny but surprisingly violent. Very enjoyable popcorn flick, it's like the late 80s again.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
July 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Heads of state: Amazon show netflix how to handle top stars in big budget action in a movie I'd be happy to watch at the flicks. Action packed, funny but surprisingly violent. Very enjoyable popcorn flick, it's like the late 80s again.
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
5 out of 6- Fine Wine
Mr Inbetween: Aussie TV at its finest in this programme which is a must see. Its mundane, exciting, violent and graphic as well as hilarious. Episodes are short so you'll fly through the 3 series. Ray Shoes Shoesmith is an absolute diamond.
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
June 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Mr Inbetween: Aussie TV at its finest in this programme which is a must see. Its mundane, exciting, violent and graphic as well as hilarious. Episodes are short so you'll fly through the 3 series. Ray Shoes Shoesmith is an absolute diamond.
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
6 outta of 6- Dandy Brandy
28 Years later: Byker Grove post apocalypse in mixed 3rd movie. Liked it but hated the 70s Lsd Induced camera cuts, audio annoyed, paused deaths grate. Let's not talk about Jimmy Saville martial arts tribute at the end. But let's do about the alphas cock. HUGE
4/6-strong lager
4/6-strong lager
June 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
28 Years later: Byker Grove post apocalypse in mixed 3rd movie. Liked it but hated the 70s Lsd Induced camera cuts, audio annoyed, paused deaths grate. Let's not talk about Jimmy Saville martial arts tribute at the end. But let's do about the alphas cock. HUGE
4/6-strong lager
4/6-strong lager
The amateur: Not the porno i thought it was, but still fairly entertaining, if not as good as the trailer. I watched Remi manhandle an uncomfortable Robbie Williams on the Ross show. Explains why he's unconvincing as a husband in this. Worth a watch i suppose
3/6: Shandy Bass
3/6: Shandy Bass
June 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The amateur: Not the porno i thought it was, but still fairly entertaining, if not as good as the trailer. I watched Remi manhandle an uncomfortable Robbie Williams on the Ross show. Explains why he's unconvincing as a husband in this. Worth a watch i suppose
3/6: Shandy Bass
3/6: Shandy Bass
Predator: Killer of Killers- No, not a movie about the bloke who killed Epstein, but a brilliant animated movie on the Predator franchise.
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
June 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Predator: Killer of Killers- No, not a movie about the bloke who killed Epstein, but a brilliant animated movie on the Predator franchise.
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
Get it watched and let's hope they make another
6 put of 6: Dandy Brandy
Mission impossible TFR: Tell you what's impossible, sitting through 3 hours of this without soiling yourself. I succeeded, just..but may have caused long term damage. This is bloated & sometimes farcical, but a fantastic cinematic experience. Not the best MI but
5/6- fine wine
5/6- fine wine
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June 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mission impossible TFR: Tell you what's impossible, sitting through 3 hours of this without soiling yourself. I succeeded, just..but may have caused long term damage. This is bloated & sometimes farcical, but a fantastic cinematic experience. Not the best MI but
5/6- fine wine
5/6- fine wine
Mickey 17: Not as good as the trailer made it look, but enjoyable enough. The Hulk plays up a great Elon Musk satire, whilst the Batman shows us he actually has Austin Powers teeth. I thought you yanks were all about great teeth? Just the top row aye?
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
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May 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Mickey 17: Not as good as the trailer made it look, but enjoyable enough. The Hulk plays up a great Elon Musk satire, whilst the Batman shows us he actually has Austin Powers teeth. I thought you yanks were all about great teeth? Just the top row aye?
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
4 out of 6: Strong Lager
30 mins Into this and can confirm it's utterly garbage. They've taken a stock bullet ricochet effect and used it a thousand times. First shootout reminded me of a police squad scene. Stalone can barely talk due to age and botox.
1 out of 6-cats piss
1 out of 6-cats piss
May 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
30 mins Into this and can confirm it's utterly garbage. They've taken a stock bullet ricochet effect and used it a thousand times. First shootout reminded me of a police squad scene. Stalone can barely talk due to age and botox.
1 out of 6-cats piss
1 out of 6-cats piss
A Working Man: Beekeeper was enjoyable shite, this is slightly serviceable, poorly edited, terrible accented, plot hole tastic shite. Also all these Russian mobsters act like vampires or something. Statham must be van helsing then as he kills em all.
2 out of 6: Still Water
2 out of 6: Still Water
May 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A Working Man: Beekeeper was enjoyable shite, this is slightly serviceable, poorly edited, terrible accented, plot hole tastic shite. Also all these Russian mobsters act like vampires or something. Statham must be van helsing then as he kills em all.
2 out of 6: Still Water
2 out of 6: Still Water
The kitchen: Think children of men, in that the future is actually bleak, but with a meandering story, little action and generally boring as fuck. Despite being well acted this is just dull. Ian Wright proves a good actor though, don't tell that Aluko, she'll be furious
2/6 - Still water
2/6 - Still water
May 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The kitchen: Think children of men, in that the future is actually bleak, but with a meandering story, little action and generally boring as fuck. Despite being well acted this is just dull. Ian Wright proves a good actor though, don't tell that Aluko, she'll be furious
2/6 - Still water
2/6 - Still water
Havoc: Tom Hardy is John Wick in this CG rendition of Gotham with awful CG car chase scenes. Hard to follow due to terrible shaky camera and videogame plot. Tries to win you over with OTT gore and death but this is a mess of a movie.
2 (for gore) out of 6: Still Water
2 (for gore) out of 6: Still Water
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April 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Havoc: Tom Hardy is John Wick in this CG rendition of Gotham with awful CG car chase scenes. Hard to follow due to terrible shaky camera and videogame plot. Tries to win you over with OTT gore and death but this is a mess of a movie.
2 (for gore) out of 6: Still Water
2 (for gore) out of 6: Still Water
La Palma: Norwegian made drama about a volcano & tsunami in the canaries. Has promise but let down by turning into a gash soap opera on a dysfunctional family you hope buy it, especially the idiot daughter. Nothing happens til the final episode.
2 out of 6: Still Water
2 out of 6: Still Water
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April 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
La Palma: Norwegian made drama about a volcano & tsunami in the canaries. Has promise but let down by turning into a gash soap opera on a dysfunctional family you hope buy it, especially the idiot daughter. Nothing happens til the final episode.
2 out of 6: Still Water
2 out of 6: Still Water
Sinners: Dusk til Dawn with some blues basically. A good film of 2 halves, but failing to understand the universal plaudits. Probably just stands out in a sea of recent dogshit. Sure Steven Seagal has sung these on his album, I'll get it on to confirm
5 out of 6: Fine Wine
5 out of 6: Fine Wine
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April 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sinners: Dusk til Dawn with some blues basically. A good film of 2 halves, but failing to understand the universal plaudits. Probably just stands out in a sea of recent dogshit. Sure Steven Seagal has sung these on his album, I'll get it on to confirm
5 out of 6: Fine Wine
5 out of 6: Fine Wine
City is ours: AKA scum on the run. The worst thing about this is that all these rats dont die but it is exceptional TV viewing. Not enough lad lad lad to be properly realistic. It's tough to like any of these characters but deffo easy to hate particular ones
6/6 dandy brandy
6/6 dandy brandy
April 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
City is ours: AKA scum on the run. The worst thing about this is that all these rats dont die but it is exceptional TV viewing. Not enough lad lad lad to be properly realistic. It's tough to like any of these characters but deffo easy to hate particular ones
6/6 dandy brandy
6/6 dandy brandy
Electric state: Not shite, but just...bioshock meets guardians meets stranger things in a hodgepodge of a movie. Remember super 8? Aye this is like that, just forgettable. How did this cost 4 x more than the creator? Wish the bots weren't so goofy
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
March 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Electric state: Not shite, but just...bioshock meets guardians meets stranger things in a hodgepodge of a movie. Remember super 8? Aye this is like that, just forgettable. How did this cost 4 x more than the creator? Wish the bots weren't so goofy
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
3 put of 6: Shandy Bass
Zero Day: what's this?A great Nutflix programme?More of this please, although they'll be recouping their 350m loss on the latest shite by putting prices up over 20 quid next year. This fictional political shitshow is actually most likely a docudrama. Get it watched
5/6 fine wine
5/6 fine wine
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Zero Day: what's this?A great Nutflix programme?More of this please, although they'll be recouping their 350m loss on the latest shite by putting prices up over 20 quid next year. This fictional political shitshow is actually most likely a docudrama. Get it watched
5/6 fine wine
5/6 fine wine
ISS: Interesting idea, partially decent execution that flounders towards the end. Who knows, maybe this will be a prophecy for the ISS astronauts in the coming year. Worth a punt but ultimately it's
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass
February 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ISS: Interesting idea, partially decent execution that flounders towards the end. Who knows, maybe this will be a prophecy for the ISS astronauts in the coming year. Worth a punt but ultimately it's
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass
3 out of 6- Shandy Bass