Jonny "Head" Madeiraverde
@jonnyheadmadeirave.bsky.social
Part of the Radioheads (parody account)
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It is with inmeasurable grief that we announce that Jonny has died of Ligma at 7 January 2025 6:01 EST. The release of the Emerson files have as such been delayed and are expected to be released in the next few weeks.
It is with inmeasurable grief that we announce that Jonny has died of Ligma at 7 January 2025 6:01 EST. The release of the Emerson files have as such been delayed and are expected to be released in the next few weeks.
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
It is with inmeasurable grief that we announce that Jonny has died of Ligma at 7 January 2025 6:01 EST. The release of the Emerson files have as such been delayed and are expected to be released in the next few weeks.
EMERSON 2 HAS CONCLUDED. THE EMERSON FILES WILL BE RELEASED BETWEEN TODAY AND TOMORROW. AFTER THIS I WILL RESIGN. I WILL DO NO FURTHER ACTIONS DURING THE REMAINDER OF MY PRESIDENCY APART FROM THE RELEASE OF THE FILES, INSTEAD MY VICE PRESIDENT WILL ACT AS PRESIDENT.
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
EMERSON 2 HAS CONCLUDED. THE EMERSON FILES WILL BE RELEASED BETWEEN TODAY AND TOMORROW. AFTER THIS I WILL RESIGN. I WILL DO NO FURTHER ACTIONS DURING THE REMAINDER OF MY PRESIDENCY APART FROM THE RELEASE OF THE FILES, INSTEAD MY VICE PRESIDENT WILL ACT AS PRESIDENT.
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I LIVE!
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I LIVE!
ITS WORKING
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
ITS WORKING
IT BEGINS NOW. EMERSON 2 WILL BE OFFICIALLY COMMENCING IN THIS INSTANT. START PRAYING.
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
IT BEGINS NOW. EMERSON 2 WILL BE OFFICIALLY COMMENCING IN THIS INSTANT. START PRAYING.
EMERSON 2 WILL BRING BACK EDUARDO. STAY TUNED. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND YOUR CLOCKS (2002).
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
EMERSON 2 WILL BRING BACK EDUARDO. STAY TUNED. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND YOUR CLOCKS (2002).
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The election results just came in!
The 4th candidate: 100%
Autechrr - (((+++&+')k('7'7)cuck: 0%
Eyes, son of Ever: 0%
BENEVOLENT GLORIOUS LEADER DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE 12 TIMES: -1%
The 4th candidate: 100%
Autechrr - (((+++&+')k('7'7)cuck: 0%
Eyes, son of Ever: 0%
BENEVOLENT GLORIOUS LEADER DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE 12 TIMES: -1%
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The election results just came in!
The 4th candidate: 100%
Autechrr - (((+++&+')k('7'7)cuck: 0%
Eyes, son of Ever: 0%
BENEVOLENT GLORIOUS LEADER DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE 12 TIMES: -1%
The 4th candidate: 100%
Autechrr - (((+++&+')k('7'7)cuck: 0%
Eyes, son of Ever: 0%
BENEVOLENT GLORIOUS LEADER DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE 12 TIMES: -1%
albacete me necesita
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
albacete me necesita
Glorbes
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Glorbes
I(bll,,,, ñust
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I(bll,,,, ñust
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Hurley (2010)
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Hurley (2010)
I AM THE DEATH ENGINEER, EMERSON II IS COMING SOON
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I AM THE DEATH ENGINEER, EMERSON II IS COMING SOON
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Breaking: @googleballs.com confirm they will end world hunger
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Breaking: @googleballs.com confirm they will end world hunger
the world is not prepared
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
the world is not prepared
i saw the sun
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
i saw the sun
I';m candidate Four
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I';m candidate Four
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TOUCHING: Mysterious candidate rising in polls, vexing the establishment
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
TOUCHING: Mysterious candidate rising in polls, vexing the establishment
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Jonny Madeiraverde is going to pay Colhões Madeiraverde a visit soon enough. "He deserves freedom, they entered without a warrant, those were his pet ostriches, he has a license for those", states Jonny. #goofdfykie #myfarts #radiocabeça #ostrich
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Jonny Madeiraverde is going to pay Colhões Madeiraverde a visit soon enough. "He deserves freedom, they entered without a warrant, those were his pet ostriches, he has a license for those", states Jonny. #goofdfykie #myfarts #radiocabeça #ostrich
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🚨 EMERGENCY: COLHÕES MADEIRAVERDE ESCAPED PRISON, JONNY MADEIRAVERDE IS MISSING AN ARM, ANYONE LIVING NEAR THE PRISON MUST EVACUATE. #rapture
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
🚨 EMERGENCY: COLHÕES MADEIRAVERDE ESCAPED PRISON, JONNY MADEIRAVERDE IS MISSING AN ARM, ANYONE LIVING NEAR THE PRISON MUST EVACUATE. #rapture
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Colhões Madeiraverde has ben neutralized, both him and Jonny Madeiraverde will undergo surgery to fix whatever the hell is wrong with them. #myfarts #obelisk #radiocabeça #virginiafonseca
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Colhões Madeiraverde has ben neutralized, both him and Jonny Madeiraverde will undergo surgery to fix whatever the hell is wrong with them. #myfarts #obelisk #radiocabeça #virginiafonseca
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