Jonny
@jonnyf.bsky.social
Lost soul swimming around a fish bowl.
Dad, Husband, Tattoos, Lover of Science Fiction, Football, Music, Foul language.
Two cats, two Guinea pigs living in perfect harmony.
Pronouns: That Cunt
Dad, Husband, Tattoos, Lover of Science Fiction, Football, Music, Foul language.
Two cats, two Guinea pigs living in perfect harmony.
Pronouns: That Cunt
How the fuck do City keep spending money to sign players?
Absolute bollocks!
Absolute bollocks!
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How the fuck do City keep spending money to sign players?
Absolute bollocks!
Absolute bollocks!
Bad news for Alan Shearer 🤣🤣🤣
Haalaand signs contract till 2034
Haalaand signs contract till 2034
January 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bad news for Alan Shearer 🤣🤣🤣
Haalaand signs contract till 2034
Haalaand signs contract till 2034
It's not easy to stop smoking. It's also not an affordable vice.
So the choice is to continue to slowly kill myself by smoking other peoples or find a less expensive habit I mean hobby 😂
So the choice is to continue to slowly kill myself by smoking other peoples or find a less expensive habit I mean hobby 😂
January 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's not easy to stop smoking. It's also not an affordable vice.
So the choice is to continue to slowly kill myself by smoking other peoples or find a less expensive habit I mean hobby 😂
So the choice is to continue to slowly kill myself by smoking other peoples or find a less expensive habit I mean hobby 😂
Tyson Fury retires again!
This time he means it 😂
This time he means it 😂
January 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tyson Fury retires again!
This time he means it 😂
This time he means it 😂
Well that was fucking tense!
Ten-man Manchester United held their nerve to progress, winning on penalties after a 1-1 draw.
Ten-man Manchester United held their nerve to progress, winning on penalties after a 1-1 draw.
January 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well that was fucking tense!
Ten-man Manchester United held their nerve to progress, winning on penalties after a 1-1 draw.
Ten-man Manchester United held their nerve to progress, winning on penalties after a 1-1 draw.
Merry Christmas fuck faces!
The one day of the year when it's socially acceptable to drink Stella for breakfast.
Remember this time of year isn't always the happiest for people for whatever their reasons.
Enjoy be merry and don't be a cunt! 🤣❤️🎁🎄☃️🎅
The one day of the year when it's socially acceptable to drink Stella for breakfast.
Remember this time of year isn't always the happiest for people for whatever their reasons.
Enjoy be merry and don't be a cunt! 🤣❤️🎁🎄☃️🎅
December 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Merry Christmas fuck faces!
The one day of the year when it's socially acceptable to drink Stella for breakfast.
Remember this time of year isn't always the happiest for people for whatever their reasons.
Enjoy be merry and don't be a cunt! 🤣❤️🎁🎄☃️🎅
The one day of the year when it's socially acceptable to drink Stella for breakfast.
Remember this time of year isn't always the happiest for people for whatever their reasons.
Enjoy be merry and don't be a cunt! 🤣❤️🎁🎄☃️🎅
Would you rather eat a baby deer or a matterbaby?
September 3, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Would you rather eat a baby deer or a matterbaby?
Alexa, play Oasis.
"No they're shite"
"No they're shite"
September 2, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Alexa, play Oasis.
"No they're shite"
"No they're shite"
Oasis are sheeeeeeeeiiiitaaaaa!
August 31, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Oasis are sheeeeeeeeiiiitaaaaa!
I haven't been really paying attention to the political state of the country (UK) recently.
I assume it's one the below.
Fucking fucked
Seriously fucked
Completely fucked
Fucked beyond repair
I assume it's one the below.
Fucking fucked
Seriously fucked
Completely fucked
Fucked beyond repair
February 23, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I haven't been really paying attention to the political state of the country (UK) recently.
I assume it's one the below.
Fucking fucked
Seriously fucked
Completely fucked
Fucked beyond repair
I assume it's one the below.
Fucking fucked
Seriously fucked
Completely fucked
Fucked beyond repair
In case anyone gives a fuck!
I had fish n chips for my tea washed down with a can of Moretti.
Fuck the Friday tradition.
I had fish n chips for my tea washed down with a can of Moretti.
Fuck the Friday tradition.
February 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM
In case anyone gives a fuck!
I had fish n chips for my tea washed down with a can of Moretti.
Fuck the Friday tradition.
I had fish n chips for my tea washed down with a can of Moretti.
Fuck the Friday tradition.
Comments closed due to triggering vegans 🤔😂
February 6, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Comments closed due to triggering vegans 🤔😂
Why is everyone losing their shit about Bluesky ditching invite codes?
This was always going to happen at some point.
This was always going to happen at some point.
February 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Why is everyone losing their shit about Bluesky ditching invite codes?
This was always going to happen at some point.
This was always going to happen at some point.
Cancer infects cancer!
The king will get fuck all sympathy from me.
The king will get fuck all sympathy from me.
February 6, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Cancer infects cancer!
The king will get fuck all sympathy from me.
The king will get fuck all sympathy from me.
The cost of living crisis strikes again.
Gone are the days where you need a few sunbed shops to launder your drugs money.
Gone are the days where you need a few sunbed shops to launder your drugs money.
Her: any other secrets you need to tell me
Me: I sell drugs
Her: where is all that money
Me: I buy cigarettes with it
Me: I sell drugs
Her: where is all that money
Me: I buy cigarettes with it
January 20, 2024 at 12:14 PM
The cost of living crisis strikes again.
Gone are the days where you need a few sunbed shops to launder your drugs money.
Gone are the days where you need a few sunbed shops to launder your drugs money.
When the fuck did butter stop sticking to a knife when buttering toast?
Maybe it's always been that way and I just need to work on my technique.
Maybe it's always been that way and I just need to work on my technique.
January 20, 2024 at 12:09 PM
When the fuck did butter stop sticking to a knife when buttering toast?
Maybe it's always been that way and I just need to work on my technique.
Maybe it's always been that way and I just need to work on my technique.
First day back at work after 11 days off.
It was fucking carnage!
It was fucking carnage!
January 2, 2024 at 5:24 PM
First day back at work after 11 days off.
It was fucking carnage!
It was fucking carnage!
Number 4.
A list of old slang for having a hangover (and first recorded use)
8. Cocktail flu (2004)
7. Mouth like the bottom of a bird cage (1944)
6. The woofits (1918)
5. The miserables (1902)
4. Feeling like a stewed owl (1892)
3. Barrel fever (1878)
2. The jim-jams (1852)
1. The horrors (1791)
8. Cocktail flu (2004)
7. Mouth like the bottom of a bird cage (1944)
6. The woofits (1918)
5. The miserables (1902)
4. Feeling like a stewed owl (1892)
3. Barrel fever (1878)
2. The jim-jams (1852)
1. The horrors (1791)
January 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Number 4.
2024 will bring about the dystopian society we've all been craving for.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM
2024 will bring about the dystopian society we've all been craving for.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
New year's resolutions
1. Grow a scruffy beard.
2. Start running again and complete the GNR in under 2hrs 30mins.
1. Grow a scruffy beard.
2. Start running again and complete the GNR in under 2hrs 30mins.
December 31, 2023 at 9:53 AM
New year's resolutions
1. Grow a scruffy beard.
2. Start running again and complete the GNR in under 2hrs 30mins.
1. Grow a scruffy beard.
2. Start running again and complete the GNR in under 2hrs 30mins.
Morning all.
Any cat lovers got any tips to stop my young male cat pissing on beds?
He only seems to do it when we're in bed.
We try our best to keep him out of the bedrooms at night but not always possible.
Any cat lovers got any tips to stop my young male cat pissing on beds?
He only seems to do it when we're in bed.
We try our best to keep him out of the bedrooms at night but not always possible.
December 31, 2023 at 9:43 AM
Morning all.
Any cat lovers got any tips to stop my young male cat pissing on beds?
He only seems to do it when we're in bed.
We try our best to keep him out of the bedrooms at night but not always possible.
Any cat lovers got any tips to stop my young male cat pissing on beds?
He only seems to do it when we're in bed.
We try our best to keep him out of the bedrooms at night but not always possible.
I'd be happy to celebrate Xmas on the 29th of December.
Fuck this weird period after Xmas.
Fuck this weird period after Xmas.
December 30, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I'd be happy to celebrate Xmas on the 29th of December.
Fuck this weird period after Xmas.
Fuck this weird period after Xmas.
🎄 down it's been up since the first week of December.
December 30, 2023 at 3:03 PM
🎄 down it's been up since the first week of December.