Jonno
jonno1.bsky.social
Jonno
@jonno1.bsky.social
All the things. Translating for geeks since 1987.
Thank you @lennyhenryofficial.bsky.social for the opportunity to play the vet in this evening’s performance of Every Brilliant Thing. What a great show, on the nail.
October 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There must be a word for the baseline anxiety you feel when you go to an event with an shirt from a charity shop and you wonder if someone will say, "I used to have that shirt."
June 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I have started saying “bonkers” a lot recently and I don’t know why
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I definitely want to do yoga at some point. It’s a stretch target.
June 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Spent some time wondering if underthinking is a thing.
June 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Them: "Hi, are you Fabio?"
Me: "Would you like me to be?"
Them: "Depends on the price."
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This makes me very happy
June 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Come armageddon we are going to be ok for oat milk
May 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A metaphor about time is an allusion
May 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I thought we had rats in the walls but in fact it was the robovac humping the cat bowl upstairs #modernproblems
May 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
"Harvest now, decrypt later" - good post-quantum tagline from IDC's Joël Stradling
May 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That thing where you think: I haven’t had a decent cup of tea for at least a day.
May 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
April 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
OH: “Obviously, you don’t want to be governed by technology all your life, but…”
April 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Absurdity, like a falling leaf
To be appreciated
A moment in time

^^^not a haiku
April 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
This morning’s earworm. The Flood by Take That. You’re welcome.
April 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
There’s no better way to start your day than by dropping your toothbrush in the cat litter
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Catkins don’t care about world politics.
March 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am later to the party but this is a lovely piece of writing by @charlottealter.bsky.social time.com/6315607/brya...
The Man Who Thinks He Can Live Forever
Bryan Johnson's Quest For Immortality
time.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I wrote a post about what I liked about Premier Inn and it wouldn't upload due to Wifi bandwidth. So I guess that's the other side of the story.
March 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Turns out the new @stevenwilsonhq.bsky.social album is really quite good.
March 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Dump run booked. Already winning.
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Autocorrect doesn’t understand Latin
March 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me and Liz eating a picnic.

Me: Do you think when U2 wrote I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, they were talking about the second tangerine?

Liz: More likely your glasses.
March 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Morning. Continuing the medieval theme.
March 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM