Jonno
@jonno1.bsky.social
All the things. Translating for geeks since 1987.
Thank you @lennyhenryofficial.bsky.social for the opportunity to play the vet in this evening’s performance of Every Brilliant Thing. What a great show, on the nail.
October 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thank you @lennyhenryofficial.bsky.social for the opportunity to play the vet in this evening’s performance of Every Brilliant Thing. What a great show, on the nail.
There must be a word for the baseline anxiety you feel when you go to an event with an shirt from a charity shop and you wonder if someone will say, "I used to have that shirt."
June 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
There must be a word for the baseline anxiety you feel when you go to an event with an shirt from a charity shop and you wonder if someone will say, "I used to have that shirt."
I have started saying “bonkers” a lot recently and I don’t know why
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I have started saying “bonkers” a lot recently and I don’t know why
I definitely want to do yoga at some point. It’s a stretch target.
June 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I definitely want to do yoga at some point. It’s a stretch target.
Spent some time wondering if underthinking is a thing.
June 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Spent some time wondering if underthinking is a thing.
Them: "Hi, are you Fabio?"
Me: "Would you like me to be?"
Them: "Depends on the price."
Me: "Would you like me to be?"
Them: "Depends on the price."
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Them: "Hi, are you Fabio?"
Me: "Would you like me to be?"
Them: "Depends on the price."
Me: "Would you like me to be?"
Them: "Depends on the price."
Come armageddon we are going to be ok for oat milk
May 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Come armageddon we are going to be ok for oat milk
A metaphor about time is an allusion
May 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
A metaphor about time is an allusion
I thought we had rats in the walls but in fact it was the robovac humping the cat bowl upstairs #modernproblems
May 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I thought we had rats in the walls but in fact it was the robovac humping the cat bowl upstairs #modernproblems
"Harvest now, decrypt later" - good post-quantum tagline from IDC's Joël Stradling
May 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Harvest now, decrypt later" - good post-quantum tagline from IDC's Joël Stradling
That thing where you think: I haven’t had a decent cup of tea for at least a day.
May 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That thing where you think: I haven’t had a decent cup of tea for at least a day.
OH: “Obviously, you don’t want to be governed by technology all your life, but…”
April 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
OH: “Obviously, you don’t want to be governed by technology all your life, but…”
Absurdity, like a falling leaf
To be appreciated
A moment in time
^^^not a haiku
To be appreciated
A moment in time
^^^not a haiku
April 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Absurdity, like a falling leaf
To be appreciated
A moment in time
^^^not a haiku
To be appreciated
A moment in time
^^^not a haiku
This morning’s earworm. The Flood by Take That. You’re welcome.
April 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This morning’s earworm. The Flood by Take That. You’re welcome.
There’s no better way to start your day than by dropping your toothbrush in the cat litter
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There’s no better way to start your day than by dropping your toothbrush in the cat litter
Catkins don’t care about world politics.
March 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Catkins don’t care about world politics.
I am later to the party but this is a lovely piece of writing by @charlottealter.bsky.social time.com/6315607/brya...
The Man Who Thinks He Can Live Forever
Bryan Johnson's Quest For Immortality
time.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I am later to the party but this is a lovely piece of writing by @charlottealter.bsky.social time.com/6315607/brya...
I wrote a post about what I liked about Premier Inn and it wouldn't upload due to Wifi bandwidth. So I guess that's the other side of the story.
March 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I wrote a post about what I liked about Premier Inn and it wouldn't upload due to Wifi bandwidth. So I guess that's the other side of the story.
Turns out the new @stevenwilsonhq.bsky.social album is really quite good.
March 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Turns out the new @stevenwilsonhq.bsky.social album is really quite good.
Dump run booked. Already winning.
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Dump run booked. Already winning.
Autocorrect doesn’t understand Latin
March 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Autocorrect doesn’t understand Latin
Me and Liz eating a picnic.
Me: Do you think when U2 wrote I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, they were talking about the second tangerine?
Liz: More likely your glasses.
Me: Do you think when U2 wrote I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, they were talking about the second tangerine?
Liz: More likely your glasses.
March 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Me and Liz eating a picnic.
Me: Do you think when U2 wrote I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, they were talking about the second tangerine?
Liz: More likely your glasses.
Me: Do you think when U2 wrote I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, they were talking about the second tangerine?
Liz: More likely your glasses.
Morning. Continuing the medieval theme.
March 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Morning. Continuing the medieval theme.