@jonmccurley123.bsky.social
An angel: h—
Jon: $5 plus for a muffin, so that’s $20 for three, with a drink and tip its over $30
Jon: $5 plus for a muffin, so that’s $20 for three, with a drink and tip its over $30
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
An angel: h—
Jon: $5 plus for a muffin, so that’s $20 for three, with a drink and tip its over $30
Jon: $5 plus for a muffin, so that’s $20 for three, with a drink and tip its over $30
what abt a punching bag but it looks like god ahahah whoa that’s a good one
“Christian God Punching Bag”
“Christian God Punching Bag”
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
what abt a punching bag but it looks like god ahahah whoa that’s a good one
“Christian God Punching Bag”
“Christian God Punching Bag”
Ok… ok ok what abt a punching dummy, like those pink rubber men, like a martial arts dummy you karate chop, but it looks like God
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ok… ok ok what abt a punching dummy, like those pink rubber men, like a martial arts dummy you karate chop, but it looks like God
Why isn’t Carole king tapestry on the voyager 1 golden record @carlsagan
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Why isn’t Carole king tapestry on the voyager 1 golden record @carlsagan
the greatest DJ of all time, let’s be serious, is whoever got to chose the media that was put on the NASA voyager
Spaceship golden record for aliens to listen to
update: it was Carl Sagan
Spaceship golden record for aliens to listen to
update: it was Carl Sagan
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the greatest DJ of all time, let’s be serious, is whoever got to chose the media that was put on the NASA voyager
Spaceship golden record for aliens to listen to
update: it was Carl Sagan
Spaceship golden record for aliens to listen to
update: it was Carl Sagan
When AI has to take 2 bikes home on the bus because it left its keys at work then couldn’t unlock its bike and used a large pink cruiser the next day and anyways can’t just leave bikes there because people in the office walk through the closet to get to the bathroom call me
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
When AI has to take 2 bikes home on the bus because it left its keys at work then couldn’t unlock its bike and used a large pink cruiser the next day and anyways can’t just leave bikes there because people in the office walk through the closet to get to the bathroom call me
when AI buys $6 Levi’s 505s on Maxsold while eating mochi balls while at the same time wearing skiing polar bear pajama pants call me
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
when AI buys $6 Levi’s 505s on Maxsold while eating mochi balls while at the same time wearing skiing polar bear pajama pants call me
When AI works 12 days in a row then eats 5 mochi balls after 11pm on a Wednesday night causing AI to stay up all night searching for one funny reel call me
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
When AI works 12 days in a row then eats 5 mochi balls after 11pm on a Wednesday night causing AI to stay up all night searching for one funny reel call me
Every spelling of foot_health as an Instagram handle has been taken
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every spelling of foot_health as an Instagram handle has been taken
what abt skittles in farrow & ball colors, skittles / farrow & ball colab, what abt that????
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
what abt skittles in farrow & ball colors, skittles / farrow & ball colab, what abt that????
……what abt zero food colouring skittles and they come in a paper bundle with “Skittles” written in the same font that Bed Threads uses???
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
……what abt zero food colouring skittles and they come in a paper bundle with “Skittles” written in the same font that Bed Threads uses???
A good Halloween costume would be
Available balance under $100 text you get from cibc
Available balance under $100 text you get from cibc
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A good Halloween costume would be
Available balance under $100 text you get from cibc
Available balance under $100 text you get from cibc
Instagram ads keep thinking I want a large green chew toy why
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Instagram ads keep thinking I want a large green chew toy why
Has anyone considered this yet:
Jurassic park but winter
Jurassic park but winter
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Has anyone considered this yet:
Jurassic park but winter
Jurassic park but winter
Behind the back passed a teabag to myself on the way to the kettle
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Behind the back passed a teabag to myself on the way to the kettle
reminder that
Avril Levine says
Let it be
In the lyrics of
Complicated
Avril Levine says
Let it be
In the lyrics of
Complicated
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
reminder that
Avril Levine says
Let it be
In the lyrics of
Complicated
Avril Levine says
Let it be
In the lyrics of
Complicated
I saw the movie Fucktoys
Would recommend !
Would recommend !
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I saw the movie Fucktoys
Would recommend !
Would recommend !
I want to go to factory that makes tonys chocolate
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I want to go to factory that makes tonys chocolate
Ok check this out
baby name:
Likely
baby name:
Likely
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ok check this out
baby name:
Likely
baby name:
Likely
Went by my old place and there’s a large high quality frog hanging on the door now, large frog hanging there now
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Went by my old place and there’s a large high quality frog hanging on the door now, large frog hanging there now
set my Philips hue light to “woodland harvest” setting
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
set my Philips hue light to “woodland harvest” setting
what about a cookie store called Cookie Settings
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
what about a cookie store called Cookie Settings
Ultimate Frenching
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ultimate Frenching
Ultimate fretting
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ultimate fretting
Ultimate feasting in the Octagon of apple slices
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ultimate feasting in the Octagon of apple slices