@jonmccurley123.bsky.social
do you work in AI
Yes
*uses soap dispenser with movement sensor at workplace that does not have a computer*
Yes
*uses soap dispenser with movement sensor at workplace that does not have a computer*
February 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
do you work in AI
Yes
*uses soap dispenser with movement sensor at workplace that does not have a computer*
Yes
*uses soap dispenser with movement sensor at workplace that does not have a computer*
Dreampt I was in bed and saw foot steps outside the door
woke up, fell back asleep
And dreampt my parents got cancer
That’s the Last time Im buying hand rolled rum and walnut dipped chocolate cake bars
woke up, fell back asleep
And dreampt my parents got cancer
That’s the Last time Im buying hand rolled rum and walnut dipped chocolate cake bars
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Dreampt I was in bed and saw foot steps outside the door
woke up, fell back asleep
And dreampt my parents got cancer
That’s the Last time Im buying hand rolled rum and walnut dipped chocolate cake bars
woke up, fell back asleep
And dreampt my parents got cancer
That’s the Last time Im buying hand rolled rum and walnut dipped chocolate cake bars
waiting passively, without showing any desire either way, for the virus inside me to get bored and move on
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
waiting passively, without showing any desire either way, for the virus inside me to get bored and move on
Bug people bug people
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Bug people bug people
seahorses are so weird
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
seahorses are so weird
merry people marry people
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
merry people marry people
Meat people meet people
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Meat people meet people
Massive shadow falls across flu virus with feet up and hands behind head in my stomach, terminal
Velocity reaching potato falls from sky
Velocity reaching potato falls from sky
February 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Massive shadow falls across flu virus with feet up and hands behind head in my stomach, terminal
Velocity reaching potato falls from sky
Velocity reaching potato falls from sky
Tromping down hall to boil potato
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Tromping down hall to boil potato
On my way to boil potato
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
On my way to boil potato
Flu virus inside me like
Teenager going to paint ball
Both seek fantasy of a bedraggled exterior where they won’t actually get hurt
Teenager going to paint ball
Both seek fantasy of a bedraggled exterior where they won’t actually get hurt
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Flu virus inside me like
Teenager going to paint ball
Both seek fantasy of a bedraggled exterior where they won’t actually get hurt
Teenager going to paint ball
Both seek fantasy of a bedraggled exterior where they won’t actually get hurt
Viruses entering post covid immune system
I bet it’s like walking into a paint ball arena
Could reword this
So it’s more clear
I bet it’s like walking into a paint ball arena
Could reword this
So it’s more clear
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Viruses entering post covid immune system
I bet it’s like walking into a paint ball arena
Could reword this
So it’s more clear
I bet it’s like walking into a paint ball arena
Could reword this
So it’s more clear
subway car with cave like clay interior and creatures from the decent fare inspectors now!
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
subway car with cave like clay interior and creatures from the decent fare inspectors now!
Instead of online wills and Tylenol ads subways should have shade tolerant pothos vine windows with live bugs
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Instead of online wills and Tylenol ads subways should have shade tolerant pothos vine windows with live bugs
Integrate shade tolerant pothos vines in subway cars now!
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Integrate shade tolerant pothos vines in subway cars now!
Yooooooooooo
Blue sky got drafts! Haha
Blue sky got drafts! Haha
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Yooooooooooo
Blue sky got drafts! Haha
Blue sky got drafts! Haha
Like seeing a beautiful bird that has escaped look out from in a front yard bush, when bolero comes on the radio
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Like seeing a beautiful bird that has escaped look out from in a front yard bush, when bolero comes on the radio
Love when Bolero comes on the radio
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Love when Bolero comes on the radio
person with average IQ leaves snack tower in work lunchroom
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
person with average IQ leaves snack tower in work lunchroom
I got average on an IQ test!
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I got average on an IQ test!
going to telescope store
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
going to telescope store
Subway to
My neighborhood opens tomorrow !
My neighborhood opens tomorrow !
February 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Subway to
My neighborhood opens tomorrow !
My neighborhood opens tomorrow !
crazy how few celebrities I’ve met like none
those ppl don’t exist!
those ppl don’t exist!
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
crazy how few celebrities I’ve met like none
those ppl don’t exist!
those ppl don’t exist!
Ok… came up with this at work…. Be kind…
You know elf on the shelf,
What abt
A menacing glaring face you hide around in every dark corner
“Manifestation in the reflection”
You know elf on the shelf,
What abt
A menacing glaring face you hide around in every dark corner
“Manifestation in the reflection”
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Ok… came up with this at work…. Be kind…
You know elf on the shelf,
What abt
A menacing glaring face you hide around in every dark corner
“Manifestation in the reflection”
You know elf on the shelf,
What abt
A menacing glaring face you hide around in every dark corner
“Manifestation in the reflection”
wild that eBay sounds like baby
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
wild that eBay sounds like baby