In the lift to my flat apparently

I swear if my death doesn’t cause a horrific civil war between houses of the court was it worth anything?

Big geordie doesn’t want you to know that the holodeck is collecting information on everyone so people can get nasty on the holodeck

Holy shit the “I fucked your mum jokes.” Can be taken to an insane level

It’s established in canon that people can generate images and holograms of people you know so how easy would it be just to fuck with people

“Computer, generate my friend. Give him a dumpy. Bounce on it.”

“Right bob, this finally will allow people to see the outside world, experience other planets, and relieve stress on deep exploration missions.”

“BRB Jim just uploading my wife I want some Klingons to run a train on her while I watch.”

More importantly which of the scientist who made the entire thing was the one who allowed those options. Imagine the board room

Hey you were the one that announced it was happening, I gotta prove myself now

Oh my god it’s my twink hi bestiiiiie

Renaming you in my phone back to the ovulator. Man I wish I screenshotted the nicknames we have for each other over the years

I would say everyone needs to up their game but that would mean I’d also need to kick it up a notch

Its not even on purpose! You’re telling me other people don’t greet you each morning but calling you their twink? For real?

Alright just because it’s not a “””””woke game””””” like Balderd GAYte 3

Like, I looked at him, he was doing this jumping jack arms in the air cheering pose and his ability was something like ‘Resets all active cards to a rest position and they cannot attack’ and I went ‘oh he stops people moving makes sense it’s Sadiq khan’