The man named Jonk
@jonkles.bsky.social
Mini painter, art boy, and overall confused man. 28/he/him.
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If you were all in my royal court you wouldn’t conspire against me, would you?
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If you were all in my royal court you wouldn’t conspire against me, would you?
Man the holodeck from Star Trek is wild because yeah sure it was invented for stress relief and overall wellness on long voyages because I really want to know who was the first to get freaky with it
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Man the holodeck from Star Trek is wild because yeah sure it was invented for stress relief and overall wellness on long voyages because I really want to know who was the first to get freaky with it
What the fuck is an oomfie
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What the fuck is an oomfie
Love gaming with the socially aware fellas because we’ll be shit taking each other and one of them comes out with
“Yeah I identify as an ally my pronouns are you/are/valid” in the performative man voice
“Yeah I identify as an ally my pronouns are you/are/valid” in the performative man voice
December 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Love gaming with the socially aware fellas because we’ll be shit taking each other and one of them comes out with
“Yeah I identify as an ally my pronouns are you/are/valid” in the performative man voice
“Yeah I identify as an ally my pronouns are you/are/valid” in the performative man voice
[In a Commander Riker voice]
Computer, generate boywife. And a clump of melted progesterone tablets.
Computer, generate boywife. And a clump of melted progesterone tablets.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
[In a Commander Riker voice]
Computer, generate boywife. And a clump of melted progesterone tablets.
Computer, generate boywife. And a clump of melted progesterone tablets.
Actual fucking peak behaviour right here
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Actual fucking peak behaviour right here
Opened TikTok for the first time In three weeks and it was all affair/cheating/swinger TikTok and how the FUCK did I get on here
August 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Opened TikTok for the first time In three weeks and it was all affair/cheating/swinger TikTok and how the FUCK did I get on here
Wishing @auburnleaves.bsky.social an incredibly over the top, and bordering uncomfortable HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE! Can’t wait for more of them
July 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Wishing @auburnleaves.bsky.social an incredibly over the top, and bordering uncomfortable HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE! Can’t wait for more of them
July 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That’s right it’s officially a Jonk birthday week. Gaze upon me in despair and awe.
Also if you want to help, getting me a pint with cash would be splendid (also 1000 quid)
Also if you want to help, getting me a pint with cash would be splendid (also 1000 quid)
it is OFFICIALLY the start of mine and @jonkles.bsky.social BIRTHDAY WEEK
please present your most enthusiastic birthday wishes to us both, alongside an optional but highly encouraged donation of one thousand pounds cash :)
please present your most enthusiastic birthday wishes to us both, alongside an optional but highly encouraged donation of one thousand pounds cash :)
July 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That’s right it’s officially a Jonk birthday week. Gaze upon me in despair and awe.
Also if you want to help, getting me a pint with cash would be splendid (also 1000 quid)
Also if you want to help, getting me a pint with cash would be splendid (also 1000 quid)
Actually had the most fucked dream. Was playing Gundam The Card Game with my GF and in my Wing deck for some reason I just pulled Sadiq Khan??
July 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Actually had the most fucked dream. Was playing Gundam The Card Game with my GF and in my Wing deck for some reason I just pulled Sadiq Khan??
This is bad, I’m like getting into a card game cos of here
July 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is bad, I’m like getting into a card game cos of here
Guys it’s getting serious I wake up now crushed that she’s not in the bed next to me like I expect it nowadays
July 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Guys it’s getting serious I wake up now crushed that she’s not in the bed next to me like I expect it nowadays
What even are boobs
Visual learner btw
Visual learner btw
July 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
What even are boobs
Visual learner btw
Visual learner btw
Lmao imagine if someone’s fursona name was like
Paul
Paul
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Lmao imagine if someone’s fursona name was like
Paul
Paul
Johns dream diary:
Apparently I really wanted to make a lentil Shepards pie for the girlies. Like, possessed levels of cooking. It was full of wine and dance and song into the long night and ended with this lovely meal.
Anyway I now have a dream recipe I must try
Apparently I really wanted to make a lentil Shepards pie for the girlies. Like, possessed levels of cooking. It was full of wine and dance and song into the long night and ended with this lovely meal.
Anyway I now have a dream recipe I must try
June 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Johns dream diary:
Apparently I really wanted to make a lentil Shepards pie for the girlies. Like, possessed levels of cooking. It was full of wine and dance and song into the long night and ended with this lovely meal.
Anyway I now have a dream recipe I must try
Apparently I really wanted to make a lentil Shepards pie for the girlies. Like, possessed levels of cooking. It was full of wine and dance and song into the long night and ended with this lovely meal.
Anyway I now have a dream recipe I must try
The single most attractive thing a man can do is build little apartment/office blocks for his mobile suits to look and menace over
June 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The single most attractive thing a man can do is build little apartment/office blocks for his mobile suits to look and menace over
Dangerous day to be a fish
May 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dangerous day to be a fish
Entering the meets like a man possessed with the ability to ruin my fellow cardinals reputations
May 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Entering the meets like a man possessed with the ability to ruin my fellow cardinals reputations
This is actually me rn if you even cared
May 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This is actually me rn if you even cared
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the experience of star trek tng night is only enhanced when you add being bisexual to the equation
May 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
the experience of star trek tng night is only enhanced when you add being bisexual to the equation
Physically I’m at work wearing an apron being a barista for customers who won’t even look at me
Mentally I am wearing a nicer apron and being a barista for my friends who will look at me (respectfully)
Mentally I am wearing a nicer apron and being a barista for my friends who will look at me (respectfully)
May 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Physically I’m at work wearing an apron being a barista for customers who won’t even look at me
Mentally I am wearing a nicer apron and being a barista for my friends who will look at me (respectfully)
Mentally I am wearing a nicer apron and being a barista for my friends who will look at me (respectfully)
TERFs will look at her and insist she’s a GameCube
May 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
TERFs will look at her and insist she’s a GameCube
Waking up in the morning already plotting how I’m going to finagle myself out of this one.
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.
May 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Waking up in the morning already plotting how I’m going to finagle myself out of this one.
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.