Jonathan Zeller
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I edit, write, and tell jokes.
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Introducing Total Crap, the First Magazine Written Entirely by AI
Amid doomsaying pronouncements that the publishing industry is dead, we are proud to bring the written word into the future with revolutionary tech...
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March 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Investors must act fast; this is the most exciting get-rich-quick opportunity since Bitcoin started accepting Bitcoin in transactions for Bitcoin. Without writers, editors, photographers, and photo editors, our company will incur almost no expenses when putting out Total Crap."
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"The victor of the Fourth Great Water War has yet to be determined, but what is certain is that we have decisively defeated the DEI scolds who were incessantly telling us the 'right' words to say."
One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
As I gaze upon the ruins of what was once my home city, where I grew up and built a life full of love, laughter, and fond memories, I could feel sa...
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March 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"The victor of the Fourth Great Water War has yet to be determined, but what is certain is that we have decisively defeated the DEI scolds who were incessantly telling us the 'right' words to say."
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"These days, no one asks me about pronouns; they’re too busy searching for potable water."
One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
As I gaze upon the ruins of what was once my home city, where I grew up and built a life full of love, laughter, and fond memories, I could feel sa...
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January 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"These days, no one asks me about pronouns; they’re too busy searching for potable water."
One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
As I gaze upon the ruins of what was once my home city, where I grew up and built a life full of love, laughter, and fond memories, I could feel sa...
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January 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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"This is an achievement that took Fitzgerald himself around two stressful years—and the faster writing time offers proof that the Xerox 914, via its use of electricity, bright light, and powdered toner, has exceeded the creative powers of the human mind."
Book Review: The Great Gatsby by the Xerox 914 Photocopier
Amid the rise of artificial intelligence, technophobes and Luddites have continued to insist that machines “can’t really write”—at least not the wa...
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November 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
"This is an achievement that took Fitzgerald himself around two stressful years—and the faster writing time offers proof that the Xerox 914, via its use of electricity, bright light, and powdered toner, has exceeded the creative powers of the human mind."
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"Getting too into counting every almond is asking for trouble. As long as I’m pretty certain it’s ten or fewer, I’m not going to fixate on the quantity. This seems like maybe ten-and-a-half almonds in my palm right now, so I’ll toss two back into the bag to make sure."
I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
I was about to grab a handful of almonds as a snack when you told me to proceed with caution, because the serving size is ten almonds. But I won’t ...
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November 21, 2024 at 2:00 AM
"Getting too into counting every almond is asking for trouble. As long as I’m pretty certain it’s ten or fewer, I’m not going to fixate on the quantity. This seems like maybe ten-and-a-half almonds in my palm right now, so I’ll toss two back into the bag to make sure."
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"Everything in moderation, they say. Screw that. The only thing I’ll moderate is listening to you about how many almonds I can have."
I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
I was about to grab a handful of almonds as a snack when you told me to proceed with caution, because the serving size is ten almonds. But I won’t ...
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November 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
"Everything in moderation, they say. Screw that. The only thing I’ll moderate is listening to you about how many almonds I can have."
I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
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I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
I was about to grab a handful of almonds as a snack when you told me to proceed with caution, because the serving size is ten almonds. But I won’t ...
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November 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
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