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My wife has eaten more pears in the last month than I have in my entire life.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My wife has eaten more pears in the last month than I have in my entire life.
Never once have I felt a trip to a furniture store has been improved by a furniture salesperson.
July 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Never once have I felt a trip to a furniture store has been improved by a furniture salesperson.
Living lives of pure luxury.
May 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Living lives of pure luxury.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got PUNS hun.
April 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My anaconda don't want none unless you got PUNS hun.
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The way Tramell Tillman pronounced the word “monosyllabically” in the latest episode of SEVERANCE like Jesus just give him the Emmy already.
March 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The way Tramell Tillman pronounced the word “monosyllabically” in the latest episode of SEVERANCE like Jesus just give him the Emmy already.