Jonix
@jonixhensley.bsky.social
I eat, sleep, and shit content. Should really get that checked out. He/Him
When I’m in a having fake rickets competition and my opponent is Joseph Pilates:
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 AM
When I’m in a having fake rickets competition and my opponent is Joseph Pilates:
What the hell is this shit
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What the hell is this shit
Me when some rando and I sniffle at the same time in class
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me when some rando and I sniffle at the same time in class
Me when I dip both my feet in the heated pool
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me when I dip both my feet in the heated pool
“Do you have any Labubus in stoc-“
August 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Do you have any Labubus in stoc-“
Character development
August 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Character development
Here’s a logo I inexplicably hate
August 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Here’s a logo I inexplicably hate
Me reading every last word on the Dr. Bronner’s while in the shower
July 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Me reading every last word on the Dr. Bronner’s while in the shower
Can’t get it out of my head that this is a game where you play as ThinkNoodles
May 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Can’t get it out of my head that this is a game where you play as ThinkNoodles
Do they know it’s legal
April 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Do they know it’s legal
Right sentiment, wrong guy
April 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Right sentiment, wrong guy
I need someone fired or sued or something
April 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I need someone fired or sued or something
Alright can we chill with the hot honey spam as of recent, that shit is old enough to DRIVE now
April 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Alright can we chill with the hot honey spam as of recent, that shit is old enough to DRIVE now
Lou Bega during Mambo No. 3:
March 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Lou Bega during Mambo No. 3:
Since I moved out of my house for college, my parents turned my room into a guest room for visitors, but they didn’t take everything off. Safe to say all guests are warded with the dream sentinels of Scott The Woz and friends.
March 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Since I moved out of my house for college, my parents turned my room into a guest room for visitors, but they didn’t take everything off. Safe to say all guests are warded with the dream sentinels of Scott The Woz and friends.
Nightmare dream rotation
February 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nightmare dream rotation