Jonesy Zathras says Free Link McJonesface
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Trying to help us learn from history correctly. They/Them. Disaster Bi.
I am sick and bored and thought it was time to do one of those three fictional characters you identify with or some shit.
September 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I am sick and bored and thought it was time to do one of those three fictional characters you identify with or some shit.
How bought a timeline cleanser? This giant thing is loofah. Or at least it will be in time. Could probably eat it right now if I felt so inclined.
The bees love the flowers so much they push each other around.
The bees love the flowers so much they push each other around.
August 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How bought a timeline cleanser? This giant thing is loofah. Or at least it will be in time. Could probably eat it right now if I felt so inclined.
The bees love the flowers so much they push each other around.
The bees love the flowers so much they push each other around.
Sometimes it’s the little things that bring joy. Godspeed, little butter. 🦋
July 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sometimes it’s the little things that bring joy. Godspeed, little butter. 🦋
Stinkapus.
July 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Stinkapus.
Y’all know I am not a Jerry Doyle fan, but I still hold onto this from a Minneapolis 1990s sci-fi convention.
It seems funny now that my life includes a weekly record that heavily dunks on Doyle.
But also it reminds me of dad.
It seems funny now that my life includes a weekly record that heavily dunks on Doyle.
But also it reminds me of dad.
July 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Y’all know I am not a Jerry Doyle fan, but I still hold onto this from a Minneapolis 1990s sci-fi convention.
It seems funny now that my life includes a weekly record that heavily dunks on Doyle.
But also it reminds me of dad.
It seems funny now that my life includes a weekly record that heavily dunks on Doyle.
But also it reminds me of dad.
Don’t make me tap the Damo sign again.
July 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Don’t make me tap the Damo sign again.
This is how I feel trying to celebrate Pride this year.
June 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is how I feel trying to celebrate Pride this year.
Here’s some fucking sunflowers.
April 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Here’s some fucking sunflowers.
Plant is not even a foot tall, and it’s already got a stinky gardenia flower making the whole area smell wonderful.
April 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Plant is not even a foot tall, and it’s already got a stinky gardenia flower making the whole area smell wonderful.
There’s a certain poetry that this monarch has successfully transformed from green dumbass to green goo to orange butterfly on this day of Trans visibility. Hope remains while the company is true.
March 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There’s a certain poetry that this monarch has successfully transformed from green dumbass to green goo to orange butterfly on this day of Trans visibility. Hope remains while the company is true.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only…
“Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.”
“Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.”
March 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only…
“Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.”
“Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.”
This is my happy place.
March 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is my happy place.
post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
March 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
February 14, 1990:
Roses are red, the earth is blue,
Voyager 1 took a picture of you.
Roses are red, the earth is blue,
Voyager 1 took a picture of you.
February 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
February 14, 1990:
Roses are red, the earth is blue,
Voyager 1 took a picture of you.
Roses are red, the earth is blue,
Voyager 1 took a picture of you.
We could all use a laugh today…
January 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We could all use a laugh today…
This is a jar of molasses. It is a by product of converting sugarcane or sugar beets into sugar. It comes in various grades. The culinary grades make very tasty cookies. It used to be a used a lot more back in old timey days as a sweetener. It is also used in making booze and munitions!
1/9
1/9
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is a jar of molasses. It is a by product of converting sugarcane or sugar beets into sugar. It comes in various grades. The culinary grades make very tasty cookies. It used to be a used a lot more back in old timey days as a sweetener. It is also used in making booze and munitions!
1/9
1/9
She has several choices of toys. She plays with the broken piece of a window counterweight.
January 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
She has several choices of toys. She plays with the broken piece of a window counterweight.
If this is all accomplish today, I am okay with that.
January 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If this is all accomplish today, I am okay with that.
You are banned from watching wrestling EXCEPT for the match catalogues of 3 wrestlers.
Who are the 3 wrestlers you pick?
(This was a tough one)
Who are the 3 wrestlers you pick?
(This was a tough one)
January 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You are banned from watching wrestling EXCEPT for the match catalogues of 3 wrestlers.
Who are the 3 wrestlers you pick?
(This was a tough one)
Who are the 3 wrestlers you pick?
(This was a tough one)
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
January 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.