Matt
@jonesm80.bsky.social
Cook a little between tennis lessons
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
AJ Hawk at the combine.
Not a photoshoot, but still...
Not a photoshoot, but still...
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
AJ Hawk at the combine.
Not a photoshoot, but still...
Not a photoshoot, but still...
Going to be a good episode in a couple of years
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Going to be a good episode in a couple of years
CNN needs a better media analyst.
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
CNN needs a better media analyst.
Just randomly saw the TRW logo. All these years later, it's really funny to think that my dad designed that and got an entire $1 for it.
Not too bad for a guy with a high school diploma and a very steady hand.
Not too bad for a guy with a high school diploma and a very steady hand.
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just randomly saw the TRW logo. All these years later, it's really funny to think that my dad designed that and got an entire $1 for it.
Not too bad for a guy with a high school diploma and a very steady hand.
Not too bad for a guy with a high school diploma and a very steady hand.
You can tell they've run out of ideas when they're recycling like this.
June 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You can tell they've run out of ideas when they're recycling like this.
What's a book—or series of books—that you loved as a kid that almost nobody seems to read or even remember nowadays? (funnily enough)
June 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What's a book—or series of books—that you loved as a kid that almost nobody seems to read or even remember nowadays? (funnily enough)
Just a quick question, because a quick search didn't bring up a list of them, but which are the elections you've won?
June 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just a quick question, because a quick search didn't bring up a list of them, but which are the elections you've won?
Seems this version of the Midwest, by being much smaller, allows us to be more precise in our geography-based biases.
Just think of all the Great Plains jokes this allows to flourish. All new ways to mock the shit out of people who live in Kansas and Iowa. Minnesota could be a battle ground!
Just think of all the Great Plains jokes this allows to flourish. All new ways to mock the shit out of people who live in Kansas and Iowa. Minnesota could be a battle ground!
May 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Seems this version of the Midwest, by being much smaller, allows us to be more precise in our geography-based biases.
Just think of all the Great Plains jokes this allows to flourish. All new ways to mock the shit out of people who live in Kansas and Iowa. Minnesota could be a battle ground!
Just think of all the Great Plains jokes this allows to flourish. All new ways to mock the shit out of people who live in Kansas and Iowa. Minnesota could be a battle ground!
Saw this little guy in my backyard yesterday.
April 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Saw this little guy in my backyard yesterday.
If anyone knows about Presidents surrounding themselves with people on the fringe, it is absolutely Ronald Reagan's biggest fan.
April 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If anyone knows about Presidents surrounding themselves with people on the fringe, it is absolutely Ronald Reagan's biggest fan.
Yes, people on the internet were mad because journalists decided that for some reason these adults needed to be treated as children.
January 31, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Yes, people on the internet were mad because journalists decided that for some reason these adults needed to be treated as children.
Neither of these people are minors, and any reporter silly enough to believe that should be stuffed into a locker that is then welded shut.
January 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Neither of these people are minors, and any reporter silly enough to believe that should be stuffed into a locker that is then welded shut.
What would it look like if politicians knew that not all of us believe in their magic fairy tales?
Because for those of us operating in the land of logic and reason, this shit is terrifying.
Because for those of us operating in the land of logic and reason, this shit is terrifying.
January 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What would it look like if politicians knew that not all of us believe in their magic fairy tales?
Because for those of us operating in the land of logic and reason, this shit is terrifying.
Because for those of us operating in the land of logic and reason, this shit is terrifying.
You say that, but some of us still remember the good times
January 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You say that, but some of us still remember the good times
Every steak you cook is just practice for the next one.
Practice just might make perfect.
Practice just might make perfect.
December 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Every steak you cook is just practice for the next one.
Practice just might make perfect.
Practice just might make perfect.
It takes a lot to be the doughiest centrist shill, but my man takes the prize.
December 23, 2024 at 12:00 PM
It takes a lot to be the doughiest centrist shill, but my man takes the prize.
Thanksgiving dinner for people who are bored with turkey.
Baby back ribs, twice baked potato casserole, mac & cheese, and sweet corn.
Baby back ribs, twice baked potato casserole, mac & cheese, and sweet corn.
November 24, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Thanksgiving dinner for people who are bored with turkey.
Baby back ribs, twice baked potato casserole, mac & cheese, and sweet corn.
Baby back ribs, twice baked potato casserole, mac & cheese, and sweet corn.
The data is clear that the public was failed by the media that is supposed to inform them, and thus didn't actually know what the Biden presidency did and did not do.
November 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
The data is clear that the public was failed by the media that is supposed to inform them, and thus didn't actually know what the Biden presidency did and did not do.
The only time clubbing sea lions is ethical.
November 8, 2024 at 12:20 AM
The only time clubbing sea lions is ethical.
Now if there were only an ounce of introspection from all of the journalists who shared this.
November 7, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Now if there were only an ounce of introspection from all of the journalists who shared this.
I grew up on these streets
November 4, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I grew up on these streets
Why is it that certain journalists believe that theirs is the only profession above public reproach?
October 26, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Why is it that certain journalists believe that theirs is the only profession above public reproach?