Steven Jones
@joneseslocker.bsky.social
Educator, DM, Husband. Host of several podcasts you've never heard of. Struggling fiction author. He/Him
Reposted by Steven Jones
What the world needs now isn't love, it's a remake of Sega Soccer Slam.
February 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What the world needs now isn't love, it's a remake of Sega Soccer Slam.
Reposted by Steven Jones
Me breathing out of one nostril:
a picture of piccolo from dragon ball z with a quote that says god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors
ALT: a picture of piccolo from dragon ball z with a quote that says god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me breathing out of one nostril:
The Nic Cage GhostRider movie was fucking rad as hell and I'm tired of acting like it wasn't.
a ghost rider is riding a motorcycle through the air with flames coming out of it .
ALT: a ghost rider is riding a motorcycle through the air with flames coming out of it .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Nic Cage GhostRider movie was fucking rad as hell and I'm tired of acting like it wasn't.
Me after changing the batteries in a thermostat.
a man wearing a white shirt and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and tie is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me after changing the batteries in a thermostat.
My supervisor while doing a walk through in my class: Do you want a bathroom break while I'm in here?
Me: Nah, I'm good.
Me 10 minutes after they leave: Man i really need to use the bathroom.
Me: Nah, I'm good.
Me 10 minutes after they leave: Man i really need to use the bathroom.
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My supervisor while doing a walk through in my class: Do you want a bathroom break while I'm in here?
Me: Nah, I'm good.
Me 10 minutes after they leave: Man i really need to use the bathroom.
Me: Nah, I'm good.
Me 10 minutes after they leave: Man i really need to use the bathroom.
And now we have to replace our hot water heater.
January 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And now we have to replace our hot water heater.
I miss the attitude era #MondayNightRAW
January 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I miss the attitude era #MondayNightRAW
I've got walking pneumonia and we had to put down our second dog in less than a year today. 2025 better get it's shit together or I'm burning it all to the fucking ground.
January 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I've got walking pneumonia and we had to put down our second dog in less than a year today. 2025 better get it's shit together or I'm burning it all to the fucking ground.
Creature Commandos continues to get better every week.
January 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Creature Commandos continues to get better every week.
So are they all named Toad, or are they all individuals named the same thing, is Toad a sir name? Or is it just the one with the white and red hat? OR are they all named Toad because like a fungal network they are a hive mind? ARE TOADS JUST MARIO GETH?
Stay tuned for more ramblings of a mad man.
Stay tuned for more ramblings of a mad man.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 2:01 AM
So are they all named Toad, or are they all individuals named the same thing, is Toad a sir name? Or is it just the one with the white and red hat? OR are they all named Toad because like a fungal network they are a hive mind? ARE TOADS JUST MARIO GETH?
Stay tuned for more ramblings of a mad man.
Stay tuned for more ramblings of a mad man.
Honestly this is my response to most things in life.
Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
December 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Honestly this is my response to most things in life.
Reposted by Steven Jones
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
In regard to the totally warranted hype around Superman and Krypto in the new trailer, i will say this, if we dont get Ace in whatever version of Batman @jamesgunn.bsky.social brings into our world, im coming for his fucking neck. Consider this fair warning Mr. Gunn.
December 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
In regard to the totally warranted hype around Superman and Krypto in the new trailer, i will say this, if we dont get Ace in whatever version of Batman @jamesgunn.bsky.social brings into our world, im coming for his fucking neck. Consider this fair warning Mr. Gunn.
Icing on the cake, the speakers in my headset are going out.
December 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Icing on the cake, the speakers in my headset are going out.
There has not been a single moment today since I woke up at 8am that I have not been in a bad mood
December 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
There has not been a single moment today since I woke up at 8am that I have not been in a bad mood
The worst thing we did as a country was let Perkins shut down.
December 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM
The worst thing we did as a country was let Perkins shut down.
No matter what universe I'm in just know I will always take the time to stack the bodies of facists.
December 14, 2024 at 5:29 PM
No matter what universe I'm in just know I will always take the time to stack the bodies of facists.
I hope everyone got what they wanted for Gamesmas.
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 AM
I hope everyone got what they wanted for Gamesmas.
Everytime League wins an award the gaming community smells a little bit worse.
December 13, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Everytime League wins an award the gaming community smells a little bit worse.
Shit posting the Game Awards on Blueskee!
December 12, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Shit posting the Game Awards on Blueskee!
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid
December 12, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid