Jonelle
@jonelle-elle.bsky.social
Writer, runner, and middling Jeopardy contestant.
Not that I don't love photos of your children, of course, but all I want for Christmas is a mailbox full of these.
All I want for Christmas is…a painting of a mouse riding a lobster.
Christmas cards during the Victorian Era tended to be rather unusual, reflecting an offbeat sense of humor before Christmas iconography had solidified into what it is today.
Let’s shake this tree down. 🧵⬇️
Christmas cards during the Victorian Era tended to be rather unusual, reflecting an offbeat sense of humor before Christmas iconography had solidified into what it is today.
Let’s shake this tree down. 🧵⬇️
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Not that I don't love photos of your children, of course, but all I want for Christmas is a mailbox full of these.
Pleased as punch to have a poem in @literarymama.bsky.social this month! (Fair warning: It’s not an upper.)
Breath
She stood beside my bed, annoyed in footie pajamas at two a.m. Clutching her doll. "I can hear you breathing." She woke me from deep sleep:some dream, some weird panicwith costumes and flying that mad...
literarymama.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Pleased as punch to have a poem in @literarymama.bsky.social this month! (Fair warning: It’s not an upper.)
Resident historian used the kitchen whiteboard to broadcast his predictions for what will be covered in each individual episode of The American Revolution. He is an adorable nerd.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Resident historian used the kitchen whiteboard to broadcast his predictions for what will be covered in each individual episode of The American Revolution. He is an adorable nerd.
The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels. End of conversation. lithub.com/the-booker-f...
The Booker Foundation is adding a children’s prize.
The Booker Prize Foundation is adding to its roster of rarefied literary recognitions. A new prize will recognize excellent fiction written for young readers—specifically, children ages eight to 12…
lithub.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels. End of conversation. lithub.com/the-booker-f...
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There’s a lot going on, so here is a map of the world’s forests, divided by categories of wood.
October 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There’s a lot going on, so here is a map of the world’s forests, divided by categories of wood.
Solidarity.
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Solidarity.
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DEAR AMERICA BOOKS ARE BACK IN PRINT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
September 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
DEAR AMERICA BOOKS ARE BACK IN PRINT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So glad I got to catch this one. Made my dad into a Mischief fan for life.
It’s almost time to check out of the Piccadilly Hotel 🛎️
Because it’s our final show for @spiescomedy.bsky.social today in London!
Because it’s our final show for @spiescomedy.bsky.social today in London!
September 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So glad I got to catch this one. Made my dad into a Mischief fan for life.
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So many bangers, this fucking guy
September 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
So many bangers, this fucking guy
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'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
Don’t apologize, chickens. This was the best possible outcome for everyone involved.
June 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Don’t apologize, chickens. This was the best possible outcome for everyone involved.