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Jon Eaves
@joneaves.bsky.social
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Programmer/creator of Bouncy Castle Cryptography.
Builder of software, teacher of developers.
'pewsey' on most gaming platforms
Returning to cycling.
Dad of George and Otto.
Contains lethal doses of hyperbole. he/him.
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Not that fucking sophisticated.
A web page showing "You have been blocked" from Carsales, with some supplementary text saying how sophisticated their detection is, and mentioning "you block Javascript in your browser"
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Cookers and Nazis marching because they're racists and fascists when they could be protesting this travesty
August 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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It gets better.
August 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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And nobody will be impacted
July 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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This is too accurate for words
July 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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My military parade
June 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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mastodon.cloud/@jasongorman...
What makes LLMs works isn't deep neural netoworks, or attention mechanisms or vector databases. What makess LLms work is our tendency to see faces on toast.
June 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Chocolate brownie
Chocolate brownie and ice-cream
May 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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I hope this massive dickhead realises he's just created the perfect meme template for any time he opens his stupid cake hole.
Timmy being a whiny dick
May 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Ice moon prison.
error message which is incorrect. the local part of an email address is only to be validated by the domain server. there are no "global rules" for the validation of this and web developers should know this.
May 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Gorgeous but
May 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Victoria, early May. Wild
May 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Bendigo right now. It's shorts and t-shirts weather
May 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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They can't help trying this bullshit on.
May 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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This is close.
May 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Person who authorised annoying spam texts doesn't like getting annoying spam texts.
April 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Start of the season.
March 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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"always has been" meme gif
March 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Fucked around, found out.
March 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Hey Barnaby, check out the weather in Melbourne. Can you smell it?
March 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Shocked and surprised. lnkd.in/gES2ki7R
text from linkedin about the article linked. "new study from msft and cmu shows increased reliance on GenAI leads to decreased critical thinking"
February 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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We're at week 2, and "is this good?"
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I didn't think the leopards were going to eat MY face.
MAGA chud complaining about how they are affected by the orange buffoon
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM