Jon Eaves
@joneaves.bsky.social
Programmer/creator of Bouncy Castle Cryptography.
Builder of software, teacher of developers.
'pewsey' on most gaming platforms
Returning to cycling.
Dad of George and Otto.
Contains lethal doses of hyperbole. he/him.
Builder of software, teacher of developers.
'pewsey' on most gaming platforms
Returning to cycling.
Dad of George and Otto.
Contains lethal doses of hyperbole. he/him.
wife: "morning Otto, I see you have a mince pie"
otto: "mummy, it's a _fruit_ mince pie"
wife: "he's absolutely your son"
me: "i didn't even teach him that"
otto: "mummy, it's a _fruit_ mince pie"
wife: "he's absolutely your son"
me: "i didn't even teach him that"
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
wife: "morning Otto, I see you have a mince pie"
otto: "mummy, it's a _fruit_ mince pie"
wife: "he's absolutely your son"
me: "i didn't even teach him that"
otto: "mummy, it's a _fruit_ mince pie"
wife: "he's absolutely your son"
me: "i didn't even teach him that"
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Any sufficiently advanced AI hype is indistinguishable from grift.
— me
— me
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Any sufficiently advanced AI hype is indistinguishable from grift.
— me
— me
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As Epstein content continues to come out, please remember that there is no quota for "good" politicians or public figures. You can hate as many as you want! It's free!
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
As Epstein content continues to come out, please remember that there is no quota for "good" politicians or public figures. You can hate as many as you want! It's free!
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It's not a "blow to the government" that this nation has large rump of reactionary dickheads opposed to any kind of response to climate change. Jesus Christ Massola is a clown.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It's not a "blow to the government" that this nation has large rump of reactionary dickheads opposed to any kind of response to climate change. Jesus Christ Massola is a clown.
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Something something market signals.
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Something something market signals.
Not that fucking sophisticated.
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not that fucking sophisticated.
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There were ample laws to prevent this or shut it down. The NSW Police just didn’t want to.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There were ample laws to prevent this or shut it down. The NSW Police just didn’t want to.
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I love the way that dishonest fuck Minns is spinning what occurred to take zero accountability here. And argue for even more restrictions on protests.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I love the way that dishonest fuck Minns is spinning what occurred to take zero accountability here. And argue for even more restrictions on protests.
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Congrats to whoever got paid to “discover” this
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Congrats to whoever got paid to “discover” this
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Sooty make sad face.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sooty make sad face.
Has anybody checked in on our cosplaying coalminer? thepoint.com.au/news/251104-...
Households to get free electricity because of renewable generation
Renewables are the cheapest form of electricity generation, and this is being highlighted by the fact that soon electricity will be free for 3 hours a day.
thepoint.com.au
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Has anybody checked in on our cosplaying coalminer? thepoint.com.au/news/251104-...
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Hello Victorians, sound familiar??
9. Now this idea is being resuscitated once again. The city is cast by the new wave of fascists as a degenerate, crime-ridden arena, dominated by Muslims, immigrants and “alien” ideas such as feminism, antifa, anti-racism, trans rights, asylum, public transport and intellectualism.
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Hello Victorians, sound familiar??
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Big multicultural cities. The best places. (I live in one.)
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Big multicultural cities. The best places. (I live in one.)
Can't wait for some "doing their own research". (link via jerks) news.mcmaster.ca/mcmaster-res...
McMaster researchers pioneer new peanut allergy therapy
McMaster University researchers have discovered a new treatment that could bring relief to millions of people worldwide living with peanut allergy. [...]Read More...
news.mcmaster.ca
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Can't wait for some "doing their own research". (link via jerks) news.mcmaster.ca/mcmaster-res...
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Shocked and surprised. It's not like anybody could have predicted exactly this. Oh wait, I'm being handed a note..
One month out from the under-16s ban and almost all of the users caught up in the Discord data breach caused by age assurance appeals were based in Australia, OAIC has finally confirmed. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Shocked and surprised. It's not like anybody could have predicted exactly this. Oh wait, I'm being handed a note..
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One month out from the under-16s ban and almost all of the users caught up in the Discord data breach caused by age assurance appeals were based in Australia, OAIC has finally confirmed. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
One month out from the under-16s ban and almost all of the users caught up in the Discord data breach caused by age assurance appeals were based in Australia, OAIC has finally confirmed. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Wondering how good space Karen is at Fellowship.
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Wondering how good space Karen is at Fellowship.
Absolutely cracking day in Melbourne. Big shout out to the beachgoers at Willy and Altona. However, first hot day and everybody loses their minds. The parking shenanigans were wild
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Absolutely cracking day in Melbourne. Big shout out to the beachgoers at Willy and Altona. However, first hot day and everybody loses their minds. The parking shenanigans were wild
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This is the dangerous and crime ridden Melbourne that the Herald Sun, 3AW, and Liberals keep telling you about.
www.instagram.com/reel/DQfapsV...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQfapsV...
teodora.ivin on Instagram: "Don’t go to clubs. Go to Melbourne in the streets after a concert of @oasis 🖤 Thank you @thebassinvader for such a special moment …"
Don’t go to clubs. Go to Melbourne in the streets after a concert of @oasis 🖤 Thank you @thebassinvader for such a special moment that happens once in a lifetime. The pure definition of L.I.V.I.N. #melbourne #oasis #melbourneconcert #streetmusic #oasisconcert
www.instagram.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is the dangerous and crime ridden Melbourne that the Herald Sun, 3AW, and Liberals keep telling you about.
www.instagram.com/reel/DQfapsV...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQfapsV...
I hope this is just the beginning. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Australian-first treaty legislation passes in Victorian parliament
Historic legislation has passed that will see the creation of an Indigenous council that will be consulted on laws and policies affecting Indigenous communities.
www.abc.net.au
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I hope this is just the beginning. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them