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Jon Connorton
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I have bad news about my workplace (these pics from last week)
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We accidentally stayed in the Albanian national stadium earlier this year.

It looks like Barad Dûr.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ok I know I stole this from Twitter, but it is a good one.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Bluebell does this too. She really likes Pluribus, for some reason.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Fuck sake.
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Won't show them all, but this is the first paragraph.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My work have Xmas decorations up.
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Haven't even noticed this level of corruption break the radar.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Work is mostly shit, as was driving through a tropical storm last night. But there are a few upsides.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thisisfine.jpg.
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bluebell is so happy to see me back after two weeks and definitely not plotting my demise.
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
In fairness, I went to the US last week and they did have some good food with decent sized portions.
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m not a huge fan of OODA anyway, but nice to see it was utter tripe.
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ok. On a layover in Dallas and by some cockup we got admitted to the first class lounge. Shame we only have twenty minutes to boarding.
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Really not entirely happy with these airbag seatbelt that involve an explosive detonation near my gentleman areas.
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ok. Hometime. Only *checks notes* four flights to get home. How hard can it be?
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Have to admit some of California is beautiful.
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why the quote marks for racist? Even if you’re being neutral, you can just say “Streeting says this is racist”. Putting it in makes the reader think Streeting is lying, rather than stating the bleeding obvious.
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Red Alert music intensifies.
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The town itself is great too.
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Love the marine wildlife here. Been forty years since I last saw a sea anemone.
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The saddest bit is being a logistics geek and going through all the support that makes a big boat float. Especially the kitchens.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM