@joncarpenter.bsky.social
Somewhat crumpled. Aspiring human. Not fond of Nazis. Somerset UK.
I care about Moo Deng, but the algorithm thinks I only care about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I care about Moo Deng, but the algorithm thinks I only care about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Paying off my mortgage before I retire is also in the past, entirely thanks to Liz Truss, as are, thankfully, her days of being in any way consequential
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Paying off my mortgage before I retire is also in the past, entirely thanks to Liz Truss, as are, thankfully, her days of being in any way consequential
Yeah, fuck off, Captain Buzzkill.
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Yeah, fuck off, Captain Buzzkill.
Spare a thought for Hilary. What a way to find out why Bill was coming home with bronzer on his schlong
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Spare a thought for Hilary. What a way to find out why Bill was coming home with bronzer on his schlong
How does one convince OpenAI that "Alpha Male" translates to the Japanese for "Do Not Rescusitate"?
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How does one convince OpenAI that "Alpha Male" translates to the Japanese for "Do Not Rescusitate"?
I want to see a Bond casting that pleases literally nobody. Like, the most perverse choice that hits the sweet spot of being universally loathed.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I want to see a Bond casting that pleases literally nobody. Like, the most perverse choice that hits the sweet spot of being universally loathed.
No, not a secret one any more
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No, not a secret one any more
It's nice to see they're learning from the left though, in that they seem to hate each other more than the other side
September 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It's nice to see they're learning from the left though, in that they seem to hate each other more than the other side
Nah, I thought Doomsday was great fun. Very very silly, mind.
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Nah, I thought Doomsday was great fun. Very very silly, mind.
The Temu Shroud?
September 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Temu Shroud?
At least it's good to see someone sticking their neck out for their principles for once
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
At least it's good to see someone sticking their neck out for their principles for once
Did a new version of the Richard Spencer gif just drop?
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did a new version of the Richard Spencer gif just drop?
It's not Trump, they've sprayed Tom Homan with bronzer and stuck a stupid hat on him
September 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's not Trump, they've sprayed Tom Homan with bronzer and stuck a stupid hat on him
*its. Damn lack of edit
September 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
*its. Damn lack of edit
It's RFK disposing of spent leeches so they don't fuck up the plumbing
September 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's RFK disposing of spent leeches so they don't fuck up the plumbing