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joncarpenter.bsky.social
@joncarpenter.bsky.social
Somewhat crumpled. Aspiring human. Not fond of Nazis. Somerset UK.
I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
I'm the runaway son of the nuclear A bomb
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's all a big misunderstanding. He thought he was getting a Russian bride...
The former leader of Reform UK in Wales has been sentenced to 10-and-a-half years in prison after admitting taking bribes for pro-Russia interviews and speeches.
Former Reform in Wales leader Nathan Gill jailed for pro-Russian bribery
Nathan Gill, 52, is sentenced to 10 and a half years in prison after admitting taking bribes while an MEP.
buff.ly
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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It's been ages but our new album is available on bandcamp. It's a bit postpunk, a bit drone, a bit dub, a bit shoegaze and IDM mixed with Mothra and other kaiju kin. Give it a free listen, criticism is always welcome, praise is cool too.

postmusicalindustries.bandcamp.com/album/imagin...
Imaginary Music, by Post-Musical Industries
10 track album
postmusicalindustries.bandcamp.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Given he's both of their glove puppet, do Trump and Putin have timeshares on Nigel Farage's rectum?
September 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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The Nigel Farage who wrote this about Charlie Kirk's murder will be furious at the Nigel Farage who made Lucy Connolly a star of the Reform conference
September 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don't know whether to be concerned that the world might use up it's supply of 'dead Trump' jokes or optimistic that they'll remain in abundance for eternity
September 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
They are supposed to be better than this. It's bloody risible and pointless because the people they're pandering to won't be happy with anything less than firing squads for foreigners and even then they'd whine that bullets were too humane.
September 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When I was a kid, and snow was forecast, I'd get really excited and watch the sky for clouds and flakes and any sign that it might happen and I'd keep hoping until it definitely didn't. And when it didn't, I'd be really sad.

(This skeet isn't about snow)
September 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Actually jaw dropping from James McMurdock MP, even by his standards. We cannot become numb to this.

The far right are in Parliament, and they're trying to normalise outright, vicious racism (same goes for the likes of Rupert Lowe too)
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Ok it's crunch time, I cannot express enough how much help I need right now. I have until tomorrow to get my rent paid or I'm going to get an eviction notice. I'm short about $800 right now. I'm also at the end of my unemployment benefits, and I'm still going to be in the disability process.
August 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'd like to wish health, longevity, antibiotic resistance and plentiful feasting to every flesh eating superbug encountered by JK Rowling
I wish exactly upon JK Rowling what she wishes on trans people. Exactly the same level of happiness and physical well-being that she is trying to manifest for them.

So that should be fine, right?
I don't wish ill on JK Rowling. I hope she lives a happy life and dies of natural causes surrounded by loved ones.

soon.
August 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Yes, yes, I do believe I am.
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No, I know the song isn't called "Moobs like Jagger" but that's what's in my head, and now, Bluesky, it's in yours
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Emission Impossible
Add a letter, ruin a movie

Star Warts
May 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gurnfight at the OK Corrall
Add a letter, ruin a movie

Star Warts
May 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Add a letter, ruin a movie

Star Warts
May 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So stop fucking selling them weapons then
"We're horrified by the escalation from Israel"

Keir Starmer says the level of suffering in Gaza is "utterly intolerable"

Follow live updates on UK Politics: trib.al/goLVHPg
May 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Via @greenpeaceuk.bsky.social on insta, the most accurate use of this meme ever
May 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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"Arron Banks has yet to attend any hustings events, and has yet to reply to an invitation to a hustings event in Lawrence Hill, organised by the local community" www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
Reform metro mayor candidate 'will appoint deputy to do the job' if he wins
Arron Banks has admitted he can't work out what the job is
www.bristolpost.co.uk
April 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
An unstoppable farce meets an irredeemable fuckwit
But what would happen if Liz Truss met JD Vance?
April 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Shit's gone sideways. Details are in the link. I have to go lie down because the update took me all morning and I'm already nauseous and fatigued.

gofund.me/e0640a1e
Donate to Help Dextra Fight Cancer, organized by Dextra Hoffman
Hi, I'm Dextra and I'm an artist, marketing monkey and medical mess. I'm here to raise funds t… Dextra Hoffman needs your support for Help Dextra Fight Cancer
gofund.me
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM