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The Diet Mug Root Beer Jon
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Is the parliamentarian’s call binding?
June 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
May 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
There’s a giant swamp with a biker roadhouse a 20 minute drive from Grant Park, a Russian mobster running around Chicago looking like Marie Antoinette’s hairdresser, and a small family of three managing construction of a downtown skyscraper from a trailer.
March 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’d beg to differ - the grrrr-syrup pour and the completely unhinged “snow tires” line were worth the price of admission.
March 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Generally you have to be in motion at some point to be in disarray.
March 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Anyway, I only do factual jokes now:

A horse goes into a pub

The barman screams "Holy shit, it's a fucking horse" and eventually has to call the fire brigade to remove it.

He's bringing a civil case for damages against the owner of the horse.
March 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s almost like two movies can both have excellent performances by talented actors of different ages and awards don’t matter.
March 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I asked why the flag was at half-mast during the Lincoln Center scene in Ghostbusters
February 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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We’ll never rest again until… every Nazi dies. #Antifa
February 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM