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Jon Bristow
@jonbristow.me
An ADHD-I single dad with an AuDHD son. Board gamer. RPG evangelist. Polyglot Programmer. Agilist. Sea-Lawyer. Demi/ace. He/Him

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LFGSDFC! #mls #playoffs
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
LFGSDFC! We were here for the first home game and now the first playoff game!
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Stopping in at OSF while waiting for the shell to open up.
August 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
August 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
LFGSDFC!
July 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Your boy is out pondering his orbs.
May 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Still in our football era!
April 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We’re football guys now, I guess! #mls #sdfc #FlowWithUs
March 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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September 15, 2024 at 1:30 AM
A bit of a glow up today.
September 13, 2024 at 12:14 AM
September 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
My favorite will always be thunk.
September 11, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Proof for the unbelievers.
September 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
September 6, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Saw this cool caterpillar among some walnut trees in Maple Valley.
August 22, 2023 at 4:11 PM
This is the wildest scam text opener I’ve ever seen.
August 6, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Stop flirting with me, cash register!
June 24, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Fort Stockton is kind of a hole. And there are no Buc-ees between me and New Mexico.
June 23, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Not all who wander are lost. But it’s really hot in Houston.
June 21, 2023 at 1:32 PM
I am a weak man, I see water droplets on the rose bushes and I must take a picture.
May 3, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Looks like one of my roses is growing a virus infected stalk off the bottom part of the graft. I should probably talk to a rose person about this.
April 29, 2023 at 4:14 PM