Despite idiotic night staff not turning up, I’m now gonna have to do a 17 hour shift (part of the way through) finish at 8 am and then being forced to come back in tomorrow at 3 pm
Shoot me now 😖🔫
Shoot me now 😖🔫
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Despite idiotic night staff not turning up, I’m now gonna have to do a 17 hour shift (part of the way through) finish at 8 am and then being forced to come back in tomorrow at 3 pm
Shoot me now 😖🔫
Shoot me now 😖🔫
How are people out in shorts in this weather??? I’m freezing in my winter coat, hoodie, woolly hat, gloves and scarf
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
How are people out in shorts in this weather??? I’m freezing in my winter coat, hoodie, woolly hat, gloves and scarf
After many years of being a monk and being scared to meet guys off Grindr and apps (don’t want to get killed), one of my resolutions is to renter my slut era after many years
And what better day to start …. With a “straight” guy with a gf who’s working till 10
And another straight boy with a gf
And what better day to start …. With a “straight” guy with a gf who’s working till 10
And another straight boy with a gf
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
After many years of being a monk and being scared to meet guys off Grindr and apps (don’t want to get killed), one of my resolutions is to renter my slut era after many years
And what better day to start …. With a “straight” guy with a gf who’s working till 10
And another straight boy with a gf
And what better day to start …. With a “straight” guy with a gf who’s working till 10
And another straight boy with a gf
At work with other staff at work, ones brought in bottles of Prosecco on shift 😃 shhhh
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
At work with other staff at work, ones brought in bottles of Prosecco on shift 😃 shhhh
Had a cheeky wank at work earlier out of boredom 🧐
December 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Had a cheeky wank at work earlier out of boredom 🧐
Heading to work for a 3-10 shift, and working with some twat waffles 🙄🔫
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Heading to work for a 3-10 shift, and working with some twat waffles 🙄🔫
Woke up late, had to get a taxi to work, 🙄had this guy before.
Woke up half an hour ago, hungover, why’s he trying to talk to me?
Woke up half an hour ago, hungover, why’s he trying to talk to me?
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Woke up late, had to get a taxi to work, 🙄had this guy before.
Woke up half an hour ago, hungover, why’s he trying to talk to me?
Woke up half an hour ago, hungover, why’s he trying to talk to me?
There’s some really cute guy on the bus 🥵
Looks like a breeder though 🙄
Plus I’m off to work 😣😴
Looks like a breeder though 🙄
Plus I’m off to work 😣😴
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
There’s some really cute guy on the bus 🥵
Looks like a breeder though 🙄
Plus I’m off to work 😣😴
Looks like a breeder though 🙄
Plus I’m off to work 😣😴
I’m in a gay bar, a lady walks up to me and asks where the toilets are.
I relied that the ladies are upstairs. And she definitely was a lady.
She has a go saying how dare I assume her gender 🙄
Can’t help some people. It made a difference , as the mens are downstairs 🤣
I relied that the ladies are upstairs. And she definitely was a lady.
She has a go saying how dare I assume her gender 🙄
Can’t help some people. It made a difference , as the mens are downstairs 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m in a gay bar, a lady walks up to me and asks where the toilets are.
I relied that the ladies are upstairs. And she definitely was a lady.
She has a go saying how dare I assume her gender 🙄
Can’t help some people. It made a difference , as the mens are downstairs 🤣
I relied that the ladies are upstairs. And she definitely was a lady.
She has a go saying how dare I assume her gender 🙄
Can’t help some people. It made a difference , as the mens are downstairs 🤣
Only on Grindr
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Only on Grindr
Got told by an old lady at the bus stop that I “look tired”.
Great start to my day
To be fair … I am tired. 🤣 got home from work at 11pm, slept for four hours after staying up late, on the bus now to work, today is sponsored by coffee! Thank fuck I finish at 3 😂
Great start to my day
To be fair … I am tired. 🤣 got home from work at 11pm, slept for four hours after staying up late, on the bus now to work, today is sponsored by coffee! Thank fuck I finish at 3 😂
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Got told by an old lady at the bus stop that I “look tired”.
Great start to my day
To be fair … I am tired. 🤣 got home from work at 11pm, slept for four hours after staying up late, on the bus now to work, today is sponsored by coffee! Thank fuck I finish at 3 😂
Great start to my day
To be fair … I am tired. 🤣 got home from work at 11pm, slept for four hours after staying up late, on the bus now to work, today is sponsored by coffee! Thank fuck I finish at 3 😂
Bus turned up late (should just make it to work), but would be Sod’s Law I’m late again due to busses, second day in a row, after I moaned on Sunday about …. Staff being late 🙄🤣🤣
Planned to go Sainsburys before work, to get fags, which won’t be happening now.
I work in care, so I’ll just take
Planned to go Sainsburys before work, to get fags, which won’t be happening now.
I work in care, so I’ll just take
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Bus turned up late (should just make it to work), but would be Sod’s Law I’m late again due to busses, second day in a row, after I moaned on Sunday about …. Staff being late 🙄🤣🤣
Planned to go Sainsburys before work, to get fags, which won’t be happening now.
I work in care, so I’ll just take
Planned to go Sainsburys before work, to get fags, which won’t be happening now.
I work in care, so I’ll just take
For once, there’s a half decent singer doing karaoke in the pub. may even be Semi professional.
Makes a nice change
Makes a nice change
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
For once, there’s a half decent singer doing karaoke in the pub. may even be Semi professional.
Makes a nice change
Makes a nice change
What’s the medical term when you have insomnia, and get up and start eating?
Insom…nom…nom…nia
Insom…nom…nom…nia
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What’s the medical term when you have insomnia, and get up and start eating?
Insom…nom…nom…nia
Insom…nom…nom…nia
Only in the uk, can you goto prison for not having a tv licence, to watch tv in your prison cell …. Without a tv licence
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Only in the uk, can you goto prison for not having a tv licence, to watch tv in your prison cell …. Without a tv licence
Lost my wallet and bus pass. Fairly sure they’re at home, but the mad panic and rush and look 20 mins before I’m due to leave for work ,, as my bus pass is in my wallet. Had to get a taxi to work that I can’t afford. Literally no cash on me, so 2 and half hour walk home at 10pm
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lost my wallet and bus pass. Fairly sure they’re at home, but the mad panic and rush and look 20 mins before I’m due to leave for work ,, as my bus pass is in my wallet. Had to get a taxi to work that I can’t afford. Literally no cash on me, so 2 and half hour walk home at 10pm
Had the weekend off. Off to work. 🙄🔫 dead behind the eyes 🙄 worm in care 🥹
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Had the weekend off. Off to work. 🙄🔫 dead behind the eyes 🙄 worm in care 🥹
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Why should October be a month of denial, with sober October and locktober. It's grey and miserable, enjoy yourself. Have a pint and a wank.
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Why should October be a month of denial, with sober October and locktober. It's grey and miserable, enjoy yourself. Have a pint and a wank.
There’s a really hot guy sat infront of me (🥵🥵), chatting to his …. Woman 🥹
He seems such a really nice guy though.
Why do the nice ones have to be breeders?
He seems such a really nice guy though.
Why do the nice ones have to be breeders?
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There’s a really hot guy sat infront of me (🥵🥵), chatting to his …. Woman 🥹
He seems such a really nice guy though.
Why do the nice ones have to be breeders?
He seems such a really nice guy though.
Why do the nice ones have to be breeders?
Too early for this 🥺
September 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Too early for this 🥺
When your 81 year old dad tells you he hasn’t had an erection for 6 years 🙄🔫🥹
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When your 81 year old dad tells you he hasn’t had an erection for 6 years 🙄🔫🥹
Why the fuck do I get the chatty taxi drivers? 🙄🔫
This one’s an arsehole
This one’s an arsehole
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Why the fuck do I get the chatty taxi drivers? 🙄🔫
This one’s an arsehole
This one’s an arsehole
Sunday problems. Where can one bury a bone?
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Sunday problems. Where can one bury a bone?