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Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
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butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
i really should
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
it was a fun night of discussing similarities between appalachian and ashkennazi food
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
it really is
she also made me matzo ball soup and the whole process is like how my great grandma made chicken and dumplings except we use buttermilk biscuits dough instead of matzo
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i mean
i could make him wear da cat ears
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i remember a jewish friend making latkes and being like

oh yeah my mom would do this with left over mashed potatoes and we just called them potato cakes
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
omg yes
salmon cakes
i made those once and now hes hooked

sigh
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
my husband did say they had a lot of cheap frozen fish sticks
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
no
i think because his family is italian they were able to miss these

my parents would continue to buy these food until they passed away even when the money was good
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i was just surprised he didnt know these since we had similar economic upbringings
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
same with frozen instant dinner salisbury steaks
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
growing up my parents would get these cheap breaded 'meat' patties and serve them for dinner
they call them chuck wagon patties and they were a reagan recession staple
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i just explained this concept to my husband (gender flipped theater in japan riffing on all-male kabuki, etc) and how those actresses are hawt dudes
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
and he found the chicken in a wall
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
absolute facts
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
james bond in
shitpost royale
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
that would also be badass
and james bond would definitely be the dracula of the bunch
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm a believer of the "James Bond" is the name associated with the number 007 so whomever is assigned 007 receives the code name James Bond
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i got shithoused when i bought paper mario origami prince or whatever and had no idea what i was doing

my also drunk husband was like
cant we just have regular mario
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i wish there was a zazz blammymatazz album
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
me trying mario odyssey the first time
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM