Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
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butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
Pinned
jorts.horse
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jorts.horse
the piss de la creme of shitposting
the only server you need
plus me
the only server you need
plus me
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which of these chipmunks is getting head from donald trump
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
which of these chipmunks is getting head from donald trump
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-weighted blankets
-cleaning my ears
-feminine men
-feminine women
-slime
-personal attention ASMR
-picking scabs
-existential philosophy
-farting
-deep tissue massage
-weighted blankets
-cleaning my ears
-feminine men
-feminine women
-slime
-personal attention ASMR
-picking scabs
-existential philosophy
-farting
-deep tissue massage
get to know your mutuals & list 10 random things you like!
- my cats
- horses
- video games
- taxidermy
- enamel pins
- mushrooms
- edibles
- concerts
- my emotional support owala
- hot honey
- my cats
- horses
- video games
- taxidermy
- enamel pins
- mushrooms
- edibles
- concerts
- my emotional support owala
- hot honey
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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For we are all killers, on land and on sea; Bonapartes and Sharks included.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
For we are all killers, on land and on sea; Bonapartes and Sharks included.
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gonna put my art history ba to use
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
gonna put my art history ba to use
Subscription based toilet that spews all the shit back out if your card gets declined
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Subscription based toilet that spews all the shit back out if your card gets declined
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pastors don’t care about starving babies needing formula unless they can traffic them
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
pastors don’t care about starving babies needing formula unless they can traffic them
yeah they just dropped the epstein emails and holy shit i was mentioned
this is bad garfield
this is reeeeally bad
this is bad garfield
this is reeeeally bad
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
yeah they just dropped the epstein emails and holy shit i was mentioned
this is bad garfield
this is reeeeally bad
this is bad garfield
this is reeeeally bad
*sloppy wet sex sounds*
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
*sloppy wet sex sounds*
oh gawd it got better
its absolutely chicago
its absolutely chicago
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
oh gawd it got better
its absolutely chicago
its absolutely chicago
hes on a mission from god
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
hes on a mission from god
just coming back to this
any help would be nice
any help would be nice
i wanna make a farmsim game but my only game dev experience is rpgm2k3
where tf do i start
pixel style like stardew but overall theme/story is darker
just point me somewhere
where tf do i start
pixel style like stardew but overall theme/story is darker
just point me somewhere
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
just coming back to this
any help would be nice
any help would be nice
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take it from me
i love you
i love you
Ding Dong Burger
YouTube video by Chuck Haber
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
take it from me
i love you
i love you
goonfellas
Goon a movie
“The Naked Goon”
“The Naked Goon”
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
goonfellas
release the epstein files charlie brown
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
release the epstein files charlie brown
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Me after wishing harm onto others:
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me after wishing harm onto others:
its triceratops
not
tricerabottoms
not
tricerabottoms
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
its triceratops
not
tricerabottoms
not
tricerabottoms
i want to break the pencil dude because hes dull and pointless
we gotta get witty with these threats er promises
we gotta get witty with these threats er promises
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i want to break the pencil dude because hes dull and pointless
we gotta get witty with these threats er promises
we gotta get witty with these threats er promises
i dont wanna be the pussy that makes a gynecology joke
I don't want to be the asshole that makes a proctology joke.
I didn’t have the forethought to make a neurologist joke.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i dont wanna be the pussy that makes a gynecology joke
are we gonna have to kidzbop johnny cash now
i caught a fish in reno
just to watch it fry
i caught a fish in reno
just to watch it fry
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
are we gonna have to kidzbop johnny cash now
i caught a fish in reno
just to watch it fry
i caught a fish in reno
just to watch it fry
i wanna make a farmsim game but my only game dev experience is rpgm2k3
where tf do i start
pixel style like stardew but overall theme/story is darker
just point me somewhere
where tf do i start
pixel style like stardew but overall theme/story is darker
just point me somewhere
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i wanna make a farmsim game but my only game dev experience is rpgm2k3
where tf do i start
pixel style like stardew but overall theme/story is darker
just point me somewhere
where tf do i start
pixel style like stardew but overall theme/story is darker
just point me somewhere