Jon Beard
jonbeard.bsky.social
Jon Beard
@jonbeard.bsky.social
Developer, former educator, kitten fosterer, and unapologetic lefty Brit in TX
"Completely incoherent nonsense" should be the Trump administration's slogan.
April 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My anecdotal evidence for people who hate mushrooms not really hating mushrooms is that they've only ever had button mushrooms, which are objectively terrible.
April 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Too many people believe right-wing media lies, and the rest of the media is too afraid to stand up and tell truth to power, couching things in both-sides-isms.
April 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Is it bad because it looks at least 50lbs lighter than he really is? Its skin isn't nearly as baby-shit brown as the makeup he cakes on? You can't see any ghost-white scalp through its comb-over?

I don't get it. It's honestly pretty flattering compared to the real thing.
March 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sadly, "paying attention" and "doing something to prevent" are two very different things when it comes to this court.
March 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't worry, Unibroue makes some incredible Belgian-style ales, and they're based in *checks notes* ...

Oh. Quebec. Shit.
March 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Putin already owns Mar-a-Lardo.
March 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well they already know each other so well from their times together on Epstein Island, so it only makes sense.
March 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Never have I seen a man so fervently wish a couch would swallow him whole.

Well, aside from Vance, but that's only for a little part of him.
March 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Given all he's "good" for is tweeting scripture, did we expect anything else from him? Trump's people are appointed for their obsequiousness, not their competence.
March 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Looks like a grey version of our current foster Shaheen. Markings on the face almost perfectly line up
February 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Mump is surely more fitting.
February 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hate that the article contains a tweet with video of her clearly in distress. I realize that it's being televised, but for fucks sake, sharing that is unnecessary (not your fault, obvs)
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I mean, I think this meeting could have been kept to an email, but you're the boss.
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Personally, I think we moved into constitutional crisis territory when a convicted felon was allowed to run for president.
February 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nandor, meet Lazlo
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ramping up to? That implies that they aren't already doing that...
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM