Jonathan Williams
@jonathanwilliams.bsky.social
Birds and Oldham Athletic and indie type music. Tories, Trump voters and general far right types please bugger off. Thank you.
Viz Roger's profanisaurus is your friend.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Viz Roger's profanisaurus is your friend.
You evil phoquer.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
You evil phoquer.
Do you know who my husband is? Fuck off, do you know who my dad is?
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Do you know who my husband is? Fuck off, do you know who my dad is?
Maybe I should be putting that on fesshole? I absolutely shat myself at the time. My dad was waiting to pick me up 🤣🤣🤣 I thought i was going to get arrested.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Maybe I should be putting that on fesshole? I absolutely shat myself at the time. My dad was waiting to pick me up 🤣🤣🤣 I thought i was going to get arrested.
I bought a porn video in philadelphia in 1999 during a birdwatching trip visiting friends who lived in cape may NJ at the time. Got pulled in customs at manc airport on the way back. What's this sir? Flustered. Birdwatching video. 10 minutes later. Not your classic birdwatching video is it sir. No.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I bought a porn video in philadelphia in 1999 during a birdwatching trip visiting friends who lived in cape may NJ at the time. Got pulled in customs at manc airport on the way back. What's this sir? Flustered. Birdwatching video. 10 minutes later. Not your classic birdwatching video is it sir. No.
Birdwatching high quality binoculars and telescope.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Birdwatching high quality binoculars and telescope.
Oh god yes. THAT. 16 yrs in france and I'd forgotten about it. Peace and quiet here.
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Oh god yes. THAT. 16 yrs in france and I'd forgotten about it. Peace and quiet here.
Common Cranes taking an absolute hammering in NE france at the moment. My local patch was littered with dead and dying birds last Saturday. Grim and heartbreaking.
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Common Cranes taking an absolute hammering in NE france at the moment. My local patch was littered with dead and dying birds last Saturday. Grim and heartbreaking.
It's behind you!
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It's behind you!
Just google lincoln square Manchester.
October 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Just google lincoln square Manchester.
And if they're not too busy identifying the remains of a mosquito whats been scraped off the windscreen of a boeing dreamliner, then maybe, just maybe if you cam find them, you can post your sample in a suitably hermetically sealed container and hire the A Team.
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And if they're not too busy identifying the remains of a mosquito whats been scraped off the windscreen of a boeing dreamliner, then maybe, just maybe if you cam find them, you can post your sample in a suitably hermetically sealed container and hire the A Team.
youtu.be/Cn6kEsloMdE?...
30 years ago, a crack team of crack smoking birders were sent to Aberdeen university for crimes that they may or may not have committed. If you've found a stejnigers...... stegnogeurs...... stegasaurus...... and you can scrape up some of its shite, and if nobody can help
30 years ago, a crack team of crack smoking birders were sent to Aberdeen university for crimes that they may or may not have committed. If you've found a stejnigers...... stegnogeurs...... stegasaurus...... and you can scrape up some of its shite, and if nobody can help
The A-Team intro - From the classic A-Team series re released on 19th July 2010!
YouTube video by romleydavies
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October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
youtu.be/Cn6kEsloMdE?...
30 years ago, a crack team of crack smoking birders were sent to Aberdeen university for crimes that they may or may not have committed. If you've found a stejnigers...... stegnogeurs...... stegasaurus...... and you can scrape up some of its shite, and if nobody can help
30 years ago, a crack team of crack smoking birders were sent to Aberdeen university for crimes that they may or may not have committed. If you've found a stejnigers...... stegnogeurs...... stegasaurus...... and you can scrape up some of its shite, and if nobody can help
I ticked it at Cley in 1993 and I think that one was about the 25th post 19t4 blah blah blah. Garden bird these days in france. Whodathunkit.
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I ticked it at Cley in 1993 and I think that one was about the 25th post 19t4 blah blah blah. Garden bird these days in france. Whodathunkit.
I did. It was pecking at my red boot laces. Wouldn't take peanuts out of my hand but would take them if I rolled them a couple of centimetres away, then hop off and bury them innthe lawn before coming back for more. Can't believe it's still such a blocker after all this time.
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I did. It was pecking at my red boot laces. Wouldn't take peanuts out of my hand but would take them if I rolled them a couple of centimetres away, then hop off and bury them innthe lawn before coming back for more. Can't believe it's still such a blocker after all this time.
You've already had a big one on the east coast. Stop being greedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You've already had a big one on the east coast. Stop being greedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rod Hull's last words?
October 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Rod Hull's last words?
Stops you from signing anything.
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Stops you from signing anything.
I've just turned my brain cell inside out therefore trying to work out whose or who's??? friends are cunts. Answers on a postcard.
October 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I've just turned my brain cell inside out therefore trying to work out whose or who's??? friends are cunts. Answers on a postcard.
I was in the UK on friday til today. I should have arrived at midday to learn ot had been reported found, would have hired a car and bombed it to Scarborough and would have missed it by about half an hour. My flight being delayed til 6pm saved me from that pain.
October 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I was in the UK on friday til today. I should have arrived at midday to learn ot had been reported found, would have hired a car and bombed it to Scarborough and would have missed it by about half an hour. My flight being delayed til 6pm saved me from that pain.
How many times do I have to ask you NOT to paint stuff i need!
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
How many times do I have to ask you NOT to paint stuff i need!