Jonathan Schmock
@jonathanschmock.bsky.social
Cartoonist, writer, director, hanging on.
The people on TV are finally saying what I was wondering, where are the rallies Don? How come you’re not out doing rallies?
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The people on TV are finally saying what I was wondering, where are the rallies Don? How come you’re not out doing rallies?
Sorry, MAGA, you wanted cheaper eggs but instead you get a ballroom you’ll never set foot in and war with Venezuela… And more expensive eggs
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sorry, MAGA, you wanted cheaper eggs but instead you get a ballroom you’ll never set foot in and war with Venezuela… And more expensive eggs
Fun fact: all tours of the White House have been suspended indefinitely because The East Wing was how we, the people, entered the White House and we’re not welcome anymore.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fun fact: all tours of the White House have been suspended indefinitely because The East Wing was how we, the people, entered the White House and we’re not welcome anymore.
Interesting that Steve Bannon never says Trump will win the election to be president in 2028. He just says he will be president in 2028…
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Interesting that Steve Bannon never says Trump will win the election to be president in 2028. He just says he will be president in 2028…
The White House is the people’s house. Teddy Roosevelt built The East Wing to welcome the people. But Tr*mp doesn’t care about the real people so his ballroom will welcome his people, the rich people.
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The White House is the people’s house. Teddy Roosevelt built The East Wing to welcome the people. But Tr*mp doesn’t care about the real people so his ballroom will welcome his people, the rich people.
So I guess once again we can assume he’s literally tearing down the White House just to distract from his other crimes, right?
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So I guess once again we can assume he’s literally tearing down the White House just to distract from his other crimes, right?
JOB OPPORTUNITY! Do you want to work as a clown & bring joy? Tr*mp can’t fill the ICE positions available because those who want to do it are “athletically allergic.” So if you can do 15 push-ups, 30 sit-ups and run 1.5 miles in 14 min you can become an ICE agent and do a REALLY SHITTY JOB!
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
JOB OPPORTUNITY! Do you want to work as a clown & bring joy? Tr*mp can’t fill the ICE positions available because those who want to do it are “athletically allergic.” So if you can do 15 push-ups, 30 sit-ups and run 1.5 miles in 14 min you can become an ICE agent and do a REALLY SHITTY JOB!
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That sums it up
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That sums it up
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Thanks so much!!!! What a fantastic audience in London!!!!!!!
My review of D(e)ad from @izball.bsky.social and @crapaport.bsky.social coogsreviews.wordpress.com/2025/10/15/d...
D(e)ad Review
Moving away from the films I’ve seen as part of the London Film Festival, over the past few months I’ve become more of a fan of the comedy that’s being shown on Dropout. Having st…
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October 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Thanks so much!!!! What a fantastic audience in London!!!!!!!
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BTS photoshoot for D(e)af with @jonathanschmock.bsky.social and Craig Bierko.
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
BTS photoshoot for D(e)af with @jonathanschmock.bsky.social and Craig Bierko.
Russell Vought talking about “Unconstitutional DEI principles” makes me think of the phrase “All men are created equal.”
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Russell Vought talking about “Unconstitutional DEI principles” makes me think of the phrase “All men are created equal.”
“His Incontinence” brings all the top generals and admirals together, costing millions of dollars, at a great security risk, so he can talk in a slurred, druggy voice about how much he loves his signature and how much better it is than Joe Biden‘s. Worried yet?
September 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“His Incontinence” brings all the top generals and admirals together, costing millions of dollars, at a great security risk, so he can talk in a slurred, druggy voice about how much he loves his signature and how much better it is than Joe Biden‘s. Worried yet?
We’re on the eve of a government shutdown which will hurt people. Donald Trump’s mind has already shut down. Today he seemed frail, disheveled and confused struggling to read off a piece of paper regarding Isreal. He post AI nonsense of Chuck Shummer and about magical “med beds.” It’s enough.
September 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We’re on the eve of a government shutdown which will hurt people. Donald Trump’s mind has already shut down. Today he seemed frail, disheveled and confused struggling to read off a piece of paper regarding Isreal. He post AI nonsense of Chuck Shummer and about magical “med beds.” It’s enough.
LA friends: come see our movie tonight 7:30 at Dynasty Typewriter! Q&A after!
September 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
LA friends: come see our movie tonight 7:30 at Dynasty Typewriter! Q&A after!
Kimmel coming back is become a one thing: blowback. So Trump and company, we can bring back our democracy the hard way or we can do this the easy way.
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Kimmel coming back is become a one thing: blowback. So Trump and company, we can bring back our democracy the hard way or we can do this the easy way.
Everyone’s talking about “the comments Jimmy Kimmel made about Charlie Kirk.” Let’s remember that Jimmy Kimmel didn’t make any comments about Charlie Kirk. He used his first amendment rights to make comments about “the MAGA gang.”
September 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Everyone’s talking about “the comments Jimmy Kimmel made about Charlie Kirk.” Let’s remember that Jimmy Kimmel didn’t make any comments about Charlie Kirk. He used his first amendment rights to make comments about “the MAGA gang.”
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Brooklyn is sold out but there are tix still available for the gramercy 9/16 at deadthefilm.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Brooklyn is sold out but there are tix still available for the gramercy 9/16 at deadthefilm.com
It’s not the heat, it’s the bullets.
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s not the heat, it’s the bullets.
QUICK POLL: Who do you trust more: A) HHS Secretary RFK jr or B) any pharmacist? If you answered A or B this country has major problems.
September 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
QUICK POLL: Who do you trust more: A) HHS Secretary RFK jr or B) any pharmacist? If you answered A or B this country has major problems.
How did we go from Joe Biden‘s Cure Cancer moonshot to RFK Jr’s measles and polio for everyone? You go, MAGA!
September 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How did we go from Joe Biden‘s Cure Cancer moonshot to RFK Jr’s measles and polio for everyone? You go, MAGA!
Let’s watch the fun when parents decide not to take their kids to Disney World because Florida has no vaccinations for measles and polio and they want to go to the “good “ Disneyland in California where people are vaccinated… it’ll probably be fine with Disney if Disney World suts empty, right?
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Let’s watch the fun when parents decide not to take their kids to Disney World because Florida has no vaccinations for measles and polio and they want to go to the “good “ Disneyland in California where people are vaccinated… it’ll probably be fine with Disney if Disney World suts empty, right?
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I love soft things: soft tee shirts, soft skin, soft secession....
August 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love soft things: soft tee shirts, soft skin, soft secession....
VACCINES ARE MEDICINE.
RFK jr IS CHILD ABUSE.
RFK jr IS CHILD ABUSE.
August 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
VACCINES ARE MEDICINE.
RFK jr IS CHILD ABUSE.
RFK jr IS CHILD ABUSE.
You guys know that Tr*mp keeps reading that poem “The Snake” because he’s the snake, right? Everything he does is confessional.
August 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You guys know that Tr*mp keeps reading that poem “The Snake” because he’s the snake, right? Everything he does is confessional.